Rex Masters
@mastersrex.bsky.social
Your friendly supplier of dad jokes.
Just an old dog, likes early cars, tractors and radios. Please, no RP and especially no pics of your junk either, unless it’s junk cars or tractors. Have CMT & mild mobility issues Therians welcome. No Zoos or Peddos!
Just an old dog, likes early cars, tractors and radios. Please, no RP and especially no pics of your junk either, unless it’s junk cars or tractors. Have CMT & mild mobility issues Therians welcome. No Zoos or Peddos!
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What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost ?
Bamboo
Bamboo
January 28, 2026 at 7:03 PM
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost ?
Bamboo
Bamboo
What’s the first thing the taxi driver said to the wolf 🐺 ?
Where, wolf 🐺 ?
No, just common timber variety
Where, wolf 🐺 ?
No, just common timber variety
January 28, 2026 at 7:02 PM
What’s the first thing the taxi driver said to the wolf 🐺 ?
Where, wolf 🐺 ?
No, just common timber variety
Where, wolf 🐺 ?
No, just common timber variety
My cousin keeps yelling Broccoli 🥦and Cauliflower
We think he has Florets
We think he has Florets
January 28, 2026 at 4:44 PM
My cousin keeps yelling Broccoli 🥦and Cauliflower
We think he has Florets
We think he has Florets
A dyslexic walks into a bra
January 27, 2026 at 4:44 PM
A dyslexic walks into a bra
My friend is an expert making clown shoes.
That’s no small feat
That’s no small feat
January 27, 2026 at 4:43 PM
My friend is an expert making clown shoes.
That’s no small feat
That’s no small feat
What’s the difference between a $20 steak and a $100 steak?
Going out on February 14th
Going out on February 14th
January 26, 2026 at 4:44 PM
What’s the difference between a $20 steak and a $100 steak?
Going out on February 14th
Going out on February 14th
Did you hear about the two radios that got married ?
The reception was incredible
The reception was incredible
January 26, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Did you hear about the two radios that got married ?
The reception was incredible
The reception was incredible
What do you call an empty can of Cheese Wiz ?
Cheese Was
Cheese Was
January 26, 2026 at 4:42 PM
What do you call an empty can of Cheese Wiz ?
Cheese Was
Cheese Was
This is what I have and is why I have that large walking stick.
I wear braces on both legs but in suit I can’t, that’s why I move slowly and methodically with each step.
youtu.be/r_aLp3SLwso?...
I wear braces on both legs but in suit I can’t, that’s why I move slowly and methodically with each step.
youtu.be/r_aLp3SLwso?...
What is Charcot-Marie-Tooth Disease?
YouTube video by CMT Research Foundation
youtu.be
January 24, 2026 at 7:14 PM
This is what I have and is why I have that large walking stick.
I wear braces on both legs but in suit I can’t, that’s why I move slowly and methodically with each step.
youtu.be/r_aLp3SLwso?...
I wear braces on both legs but in suit I can’t, that’s why I move slowly and methodically with each step.
youtu.be/r_aLp3SLwso?...
So cold here in Illinois. Really don’t want to crawl under a 100 year old car and put on the relined parking brake band.
Decided to watch 101 Dalmatians. I remember watching this in the theater and being pleasantly surprised when I realized it was being told by the dog’s perspective.
Still love it
Decided to watch 101 Dalmatians. I remember watching this in the theater and being pleasantly surprised when I realized it was being told by the dog’s perspective.
Still love it
January 24, 2026 at 6:18 PM
So cold here in Illinois. Really don’t want to crawl under a 100 year old car and put on the relined parking brake band.
Decided to watch 101 Dalmatians. I remember watching this in the theater and being pleasantly surprised when I realized it was being told by the dog’s perspective.
Still love it
Decided to watch 101 Dalmatians. I remember watching this in the theater and being pleasantly surprised when I realized it was being told by the dog’s perspective.
Still love it
I might be able to hire you, can you type fast.
Sure,
F A S T
No, I meant can you type quickly ?
Q U I . . .
Sure,
F A S T
No, I meant can you type quickly ?
Q U I . . .
January 23, 2026 at 4:46 PM
I might be able to hire you, can you type fast.
Sure,
F A S T
No, I meant can you type quickly ?
Q U I . . .
Sure,
F A S T
No, I meant can you type quickly ?
Q U I . . .
If your boyfriend doesn’t appreciate fruit jokes you just have to let that Mango 🥭
January 23, 2026 at 4:43 PM
If your boyfriend doesn’t appreciate fruit jokes you just have to let that Mango 🥭
How do cows 🐄 shop ?
From cattle logs
From cattle logs
January 23, 2026 at 12:00 AM
How do cows 🐄 shop ?
From cattle logs
From cattle logs
The wise man poops on company time, the fool poops on their break time.
January 22, 2026 at 11:59 PM
The wise man poops on company time, the fool poops on their break time.
So many people are hung up on correct grammar, I could care fewer
January 22, 2026 at 4:42 PM
So many people are hung up on correct grammar, I could care fewer
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Anders Vistisen, a Danish member of the European Parliament, speaks for all of us!
January 20, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Anders Vistisen, a Danish member of the European Parliament, speaks for all of us!
Years ago if someone got plastic surgery it was a big deal, nowadays hardly anyone raises an eyebrow 🤨
January 20, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Years ago if someone got plastic surgery it was a big deal, nowadays hardly anyone raises an eyebrow 🤨
If the United States switched from pounds to kilograms overnight it would lead to mass confusion
January 20, 2026 at 4:44 PM
If the United States switched from pounds to kilograms overnight it would lead to mass confusion
When astronauts get cold they just plug in the space heater
January 20, 2026 at 1:06 AM
When astronauts get cold they just plug in the space heater
Remember this,
Enjoy Every Sandwich and Every Minute
-Warren Zevon-
Enjoy Every Sandwich and Every Minute
-Warren Zevon-
January 19, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Remember this,
Enjoy Every Sandwich and Every Minute
-Warren Zevon-
Enjoy Every Sandwich and Every Minute
-Warren Zevon-
An old pirate walks into a bar with a ships wheel stuck in his pants.
Sir, do you know you have a ships wheel in your pants?
Arrrg, I know, and it’s driving me nuts too !
Sir, do you know you have a ships wheel in your pants?
Arrrg, I know, and it’s driving me nuts too !
January 19, 2026 at 4:48 PM
An old pirate walks into a bar with a ships wheel stuck in his pants.
Sir, do you know you have a ships wheel in your pants?
Arrrg, I know, and it’s driving me nuts too !
Sir, do you know you have a ships wheel in your pants?
Arrrg, I know, and it’s driving me nuts too !
An old guy walked slowly into the ice cream parlor and sat on the stool with a groan.
I’ll have a hot fudge Sunday please.
Crushed Nuts ?
No, I have bad knees
I’ll have a hot fudge Sunday please.
Crushed Nuts ?
No, I have bad knees
January 19, 2026 at 4:43 PM
An old guy walked slowly into the ice cream parlor and sat on the stool with a groan.
I’ll have a hot fudge Sunday please.
Crushed Nuts ?
No, I have bad knees
I’ll have a hot fudge Sunday please.
Crushed Nuts ?
No, I have bad knees
Oh, hey there sailor, where you going in such a hurry ?
January 19, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Oh, hey there sailor, where you going in such a hurry ?