If I make it myself…yellow mustard and relish. Occasionally ketchup. Don’t cancel me, Chicago!

If I get it made at a stand, spicy mustard, cream cheese and carmelized onions.

The coward deleted it.

Stuck in my head now

I just like the Hallway Track at conferences.

I was thinking while I typed it that even just writing this down meant that I’d probably believe it.

I wish I didn’t though.

oof 🫂

Number 4 is gonna rattle around in my brain for a while

Disabled people don't just deserve your support, they deserve your effort. Not just bc it's the right thing to do, and why suck when you don't have to, but because a future version of you is also a part of the disabled community. Sure would be nice to have better standards when you get there, innit

You’ll never convince me these are real libraries

I got my ears pierced at the X8aedz in the mall in 1995

grosssssssssssssssssssss

I love this hahaha

disrespectacle for the noun form of said event

I have every “broadcast” memorized

The volume goes up so high that there is no escape in your home!

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Kiss of death