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Mat Savage
@mat-savage.xyz
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Sr Software Engineer.

Eat shit, nazis.
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The Evens playing through a fire (false) alarm in Berkeley, CA 2013.
December 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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How cool is that? My kid’s gonna love it.
3D printed, partially constructed Death Star II ornament, said 3D printer behind.
December 4, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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themountaingoats.bsky.social
This is one of those things that I think is quietly important – when these people are talking shit about cities, Portland or Minneapolis or New York or Charlotte or wherever, you have to loudly say, “no, fuck you, you’re lying, that town and its people whip ass and you’re the asshole”
December 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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tylerfromtheinternet.com
Disabled people don't just deserve your support, they deserve your effort. Not just bc it's the right thing to do, and why suck when you don't have to, but because a future version of you is also a part of the disabled community. Sure would be nice to have better standards when you get there, innit
December 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Do you have anyone in your life that

1. Has kids
2. You want to annoy

Well, I’ve got the gift for you!
December 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Rain Dogs
Two Chocolate Labradors on leash. One in a pink raincoat and the other in a yellow raincoat.
December 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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before I was a software engineer, I was a geospatial analyst and cartographer, and the question that stuck with me was “hasn’t everything already been mapped?
mixedlinguist.bsky.social Nicole Holliday @mixedlinguist.bsky.social · 5d
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Kiss of death
November 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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astrokatie.com
I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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daaaaaaad, mom’s running the vacuum and I do NOT like it
Chocolate lab sitting very close to a bearded man, with a photo of a child with a blurred face hugging a different chocolate lab behind them
November 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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mods are asleep, post small cars
Tall mustached man standing next to a small car on a cobblestone street
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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introducing 'broaca' the cloaca for men who lay eggs
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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prepping the challah stuffing
Challah bread on a cutting board, some cut into squares.
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Is this platform still massively against beans in chili or has it moved more towards acceptance?
mat-savage.xyz Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 9d
Is this platform still massively against ketchup on hot dogs or has it moved more towards acceptance?
mat-savage.xyz Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 9d
Is this platform still massively against pineapple on pizza or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Is this platform still massively against ketchup on hot dogs or has it moved more towards acceptance?
mat-savage.xyz Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 9d
Is this platform still massively against pineapple on pizza or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Is this platform still massively against pineapple on pizza or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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jchyip.bsky.social
Hi all 👋 I’m hoping for a little help. My pocket bully, named "Monday", needs a new home in NYC due to landlord restrictions.

If you know someone, or could share her listing, it would mean a lot:

www.adoptapet.com/pet/46360339...

#AdoptDontShop #PocketBully #RescueDog #NYCdogs
New York, NY - American Bulldog/Patterdale Terrier (Fell Terrier). Meet Monday a Pet for Adoption - AdoptaPet.com
Pictures of Monday a American Bulldog/Patterdale Terrier (Fell Terrier) for adoption in New York, NY who needs a loving home.
www.adoptapet.com
November 16, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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oh ok, fine, I’ll wake up with a little cry
heather-buchel.com Heather Buchel @heather-buchel.com · 10d
Just having a little cry reading the latest xkcd how about you xkcd.com/3172
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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I just love it when they snuggle
Two chocolate labs sharing a dog bed.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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This cover oozes with contempt for the magazine’s history and its readership
theatlantic.com The Atlantic @theatlantic.com · 11d
Over many interviews, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Michael Scherer about how he plans to remake America’s public-health system. Can he lead the scientific establishment he’s spent much of his life crusading against?

Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Star Trek The Next Generation scene. All in uniform, Geordi and Troi are standing behind Data, who is standing in front of a full length mirror inspecting himself. We seem to be in personal ship quarters. Troi and Geordi looks to be holding back giggles and general amusements. Data has a full dark beard, and is stroking it contemplatively. Closed caption reads, "When I stroke the beard thusly"
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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seen on WT Harris in E Charlotte
Sign reading "he sold you flowers and ICE took him."
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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I thought this black and white cat jumping off a meat display case was a hanging Orca art piece at first glance
November 23, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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Declaring today Cozy Hoodie Day
November 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Douglas Adams Hitchhikers Guide quote: "Vogon poetry is of course the third worst in the Universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning" four of his audience members died of internal haemorrhaging, and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off. Grunthos is reported to have been "disappointed" by the poem's reception, and was about to embark on a reading of his twelve-book epic entitled My Favorite Bathtime Gurgles when his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save life and civilization, leapt straight up through his neck and throttled his brain. The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator, Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, Essex, England, in the destruction of the planet Earth." "Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings" has been superimposed with "Robert F Kennedy Jr"
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM