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A Bad Man with the Master Plan (& the ladies call me Tex)
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Hot Takes & VHS Tapes*
Right of Return
No Cops, No Masters

*really DVDs mostly.
December 19, 2025 at 4:22 AM
December 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Some rando Nazi piece of shit from the NYC Young Republicans Club bitchslapped one of Nick Fuentes’s Nazi bitch acolytes (who goes by the handle “womanpropaganda”) & there is a SCHISM among the chuds about this.
December 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Me to the guy who secured the base of the statue to the platform:
December 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
While you JAQ-off into own mouth with your copies of “None Dare Call It Conspiracy” & “Behold a Pale Horse”
December 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
New neoliberal word salad bastardizing idpol to refer to genocide as a “single issue purity test” & advocate for incrementalism just dropped.

(I’ve also NEVER been wrong about a “leftist” who still lauds their military career as a bonafide of their character. ::cough Graham Platner cough::)
December 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Whatever you say KKKaren
December 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
uNMeNTiONaBLe sLuRS!!1!
December 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
My wife* won’t abide giving me a Jersey Sky Funeral (dumping my corpse on the side of the NJ Turnpike & making the state deal with all disposal fees.)

I’ve just come around on the idea of burial because digging through old albums I found my epitaph.

*implied Borat voice
December 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
My favorite episode is “Smooshed: A Love Story” but this will always be my favorite moment from the series:
December 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
You’re the epitome of mediocre hack. You aren’t at all intelligent or even remotely clever & you’ll never have an original thought.
November 22, 2025 at 5:11 AM