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A Bad Man with the Master Plan (& the ladies call me Tex)
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Be as mean as possibly to the BlueAnon accounts that are trying to come over here from Twitter.

A lot of them are bots & the ones who aren’t can fuck right off & go sit back in Elon’s make. Roll over to fascists on their platform you fucking cowards.
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Has that Maine guy tried claiming Ukrainian heritage to defend his totenkopf tat? I keep getting told that when Ukrainians have those and black suns and shit that's actually part of their rich and proud culture, maybe that'll get him some lib support
Always remember that you’re the epitome of mediocre hack. You’re not remotely clever or interesting & you’ve never had an original thought your entire life.
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Learning about this guy over the last 24 hour has been the worst Russian doll situation ever
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Reportedly, a local Menards sheltered people inside and shut their doors to agents during a raid earlier this week.

This is not an advertisement, just an observation.
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For folks asking if they've made it *inside* a Home Depot yet as the business has clearly just continued letting agents do whatever they want in their lots, the answer is yes. This is from yesterday in Evanston.
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Liberals when candidates defend trans people: "We can't do this, it's too unpopular."

Liberals when candidates have a nazi ss tattoo: "it's ok, not all candidates are perfect."

Do y'all hear yourselves?!
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read the dispossessed by ursula k le guin
“bUT hOw CAn We kNOw FoR SuRE hE Was SpRaYPaInTInG A nAZi SWaStIKa oN ThAT sYNaGogUe”-ass post
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A drunken tattoo is a mountain that turns out to be a penis upon second glance.

If you got a nazi tattoo and didn't get it lasered off first thing in the morning then you were ok with having a nazi tattoo
I would’ve reconsidered if he went with Goatse[dot]cx as a cover up. Like “alright you wily bitch, zaggin’ when I thought you’d zig, I see you.”
He’s still got the SecondSkin on & nothing is pooling underneath it yet, so it’s entirely possible he went to that interview right after whichever poor apprentice got forced probably got forced to do this uneven, blown out mess.
I’d love to use it, but my skin is very sensitive to any type of medical adhesive so I still go the 2 hour bandage & then Aquaphor-route.
It acts an artificial scab to trick your body & speed up the healing process.
It’s such a WFT scratcher shop rush job. I wouldn’t be surprised if they made an apprentice do it.
If you zoom in you can see the SecondSkin bandage over this blown-out, scratcher shop, rush job.
Do you see all the puckering & flecks? He’s wearing SecondSkin over it. That’s why it doesn’t look red or swollen.
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Seriously, is this a bit or are you actually this stupid?
Is this a bit or are you actually this fucking stupid?
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generally feeling down today about the number of people ostensibly on my side of the political spectrum who are fine with a nazi tattoo
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I sleep in a dumb-bed, with my wife
The AWS outage bricked people's $2,700 smartbeds, leaving them in a reclining position or with the heat up. People were unable to use them, basically. A GitHub repo exists that lets people operate their beds without reliance on the normal infrastructure

www.404media.co/the-aws-outa...
The AWS Outage Bricked People’s $2,700 Smartbeds
When Amazon Web Services went offline, people lost control of their cloud-connected smart beds, getting stuck in reclined positions or roasting with the heat turned all the way up.
www.404media.co
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it bears noting focus on cabal st vendors is not new, and the fascist propagandists who posted about them to provoke ICE did not magically learn about it on their own.

NYPD has targeted canal at vendors, arresting them and confiscating their merch, numerous times in the past year.
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that ICE clearly leaked to media and had a bearcat on standby indicates this raid was conducted for a stunt.

reporting also states despite dozens of feds, only 4 known kidnappings occurred - down from rumored 30-40 reported earlier.
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reporting by nytimes states unmarked ICE vehicles AND NEWS VANS were documented near each other ahead of the raid, suggesting ICE tipped off the media.

nytimes also reported on what the area looked like prior to the raid, suggesting they also caught wind beforehand, though likely from other press.