Matt Johnson
@mathewjohnson3.bsky.social
What can i say!?!? Knows what's cooler than being ice cold! Also knows who let the dogs out, and can tell you what the fox said!! ❤️🧡
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Matt Johnson
@mathewjohnson3.bsky.social
· Jan 20
My first 2 follows on here are @godpod.bsky.social and @madonnachat.bsky.social. Sounds about right!! ❤️🧡
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Scientists Discover Gene Responsible For Eating Whole Goddamn Bag Of Chips theonion.com/scienti...
August 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Scientists Discover Gene Responsible For Eating Whole Goddamn Bag Of Chips theonion.com/scienti...
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BREAKING: Representative AOC has just announced that she will NOT lend legitimacy to trump's lies by attending his lie-filled speech tonight.
BRAVO, Congresswoman. 👏👏👏
BRAVO, Congresswoman. 👏👏👏
March 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
BREAKING: Representative AOC has just announced that she will NOT lend legitimacy to trump's lies by attending his lie-filled speech tonight.
BRAVO, Congresswoman. 👏👏👏
BRAVO, Congresswoman. 👏👏👏
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Wouldn't it just be a damn shame if EVERYONE emailed their five accomplishments, or 5 thoughts, or insults for Elon, to OPM as they requested of federal employees, thereby crashing the site?
Sounds like good trouble to me. PASS IT ON.
Sounds like good trouble to me. PASS IT ON.
February 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Wouldn't it just be a damn shame if EVERYONE emailed their five accomplishments, or 5 thoughts, or insults for Elon, to OPM as they requested of federal employees, thereby crashing the site?
Sounds like good trouble to me. PASS IT ON.
Sounds like good trouble to me. PASS IT ON.
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Imagine if @aoc @sanders.senate.gov , every dem, SIMULTANEOUSLY held Town Halls where they allowed grant and contract recipients to explain to the country what it is they do and why it's important
Invite all media. Including RW podcasters. @spaces Flood the zone
Call it a Day Of Transparency
Invite all media. Including RW podcasters. @spaces Flood the zone
Call it a Day Of Transparency
February 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Imagine if @aoc @sanders.senate.gov , every dem, SIMULTANEOUSLY held Town Halls where they allowed grant and contract recipients to explain to the country what it is they do and why it's important
Invite all media. Including RW podcasters. @spaces Flood the zone
Call it a Day Of Transparency
Invite all media. Including RW podcasters. @spaces Flood the zone
Call it a Day Of Transparency
Well played!! ❤️🧡😉😆
February 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Well played!! ❤️🧡😉😆
I need a Patrick!! ❤️🧡💯🇨🇦 IYKYK
February 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I need a Patrick!! ❤️🧡💯🇨🇦 IYKYK
Truth!! How much will they suffer before they see the light!?!? ❤️🧡
This is a reminder that no one can convince Trump voters to no longer support Trump, better than Trump can.
January 31, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Truth!! How much will they suffer before they see the light!?!? ❤️🧡
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At least I can buy Ben and Jerry’s to get me through all of this. 😢🤞🦋🍨
January 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
At least I can buy Ben and Jerry’s to get me through all of this. 😢🤞🦋🍨
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To quote @jimacosta.bsky.social
I will not give in to the lies.
I will not give in to the fear.
I will not normalize insanity.
I will not ignore cruelty.
Repost as he asked
I will not give in to the lies.
I will not give in to the fear.
I will not normalize insanity.
I will not ignore cruelty.
Repost as he asked
January 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
To quote @jimacosta.bsky.social
I will not give in to the lies.
I will not give in to the fear.
I will not normalize insanity.
I will not ignore cruelty.
Repost as he asked
I will not give in to the lies.
I will not give in to the fear.
I will not normalize insanity.
I will not ignore cruelty.
Repost as he asked
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This is my favorite picture of Stonewall.
They knew they were getting arrested just for being LGBTQ+.
Yet... they're still here, standing outside of the boarded up Stonewall Inn, smiling as the world was at a fever pitch of hatred against them.
I think about it a lot in moments like this.
They knew they were getting arrested just for being LGBTQ+.
Yet... they're still here, standing outside of the boarded up Stonewall Inn, smiling as the world was at a fever pitch of hatred against them.
I think about it a lot in moments like this.
January 29, 2025 at 3:18 AM
This is my favorite picture of Stonewall.
They knew they were getting arrested just for being LGBTQ+.
Yet... they're still here, standing outside of the boarded up Stonewall Inn, smiling as the world was at a fever pitch of hatred against them.
I think about it a lot in moments like this.
They knew they were getting arrested just for being LGBTQ+.
Yet... they're still here, standing outside of the boarded up Stonewall Inn, smiling as the world was at a fever pitch of hatred against them.
I think about it a lot in moments like this.
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Hi, I’m God.
Your reality is in a Groundhog Day loop of misery until you all decide to embrace a revolutionary progressive form of politics.
Lmk
Your reality is in a Groundhog Day loop of misery until you all decide to embrace a revolutionary progressive form of politics.
Lmk
January 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Hi, I’m God.
Your reality is in a Groundhog Day loop of misery until you all decide to embrace a revolutionary progressive form of politics.
Lmk
Your reality is in a Groundhog Day loop of misery until you all decide to embrace a revolutionary progressive form of politics.
Lmk
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Madonna - I Rise (Official Music Video) TIME MAGAZINE
YouTube video by Gabriel Mahalem
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January 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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I need someone to invent a bizarro Costco, geared towards people who live alone. I wanna be able to buy two slices of bread, three eggs, one serving of cereal, a shot glass full of marinara. When will someone start catering to us?!?
January 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I need someone to invent a bizarro Costco, geared towards people who live alone. I wanna be able to buy two slices of bread, three eggs, one serving of cereal, a shot glass full of marinara. When will someone start catering to us?!?
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Ram Will Stop Headbutting Things When Headbutting Things Stops Working
theonion.com/ram-wil...
theonion.com/ram-wil...
January 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Ram Will Stop Headbutting Things When Headbutting Things Stops Working
theonion.com/ram-wil...
theonion.com/ram-wil...
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The Gulf of Mexico said No!
January 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The Gulf of Mexico said No!
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Umm... Trump did not go to church to hear a lecture on having mercy for the less fortunate. That’s not what church is for!
January 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Umm... Trump did not go to church to hear a lecture on having mercy for the less fortunate. That’s not what church is for!
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Just in case you forgot how a little cuteness can make you feel better!! You're welcome!! ❤️🧡
January 23, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Just in case you forgot how a little cuteness can make you feel better!! You're welcome!! ❤️🧡
@mmpadellan.bsky.social I have missed you since i left Twitter months ago. Just created this account yesterday and found you!! #happyday ❤️🧡
January 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
@mmpadellan.bsky.social I have missed you since i left Twitter months ago. Just created this account yesterday and found you!! #happyday ❤️🧡
My first 2 follows on here are @godpod.bsky.social and @madonnachat.bsky.social. Sounds about right!! ❤️🧡
January 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
My first 2 follows on here are @godpod.bsky.social and @madonnachat.bsky.social. Sounds about right!! ❤️🧡
Happy MLK day to my friends in US! Blessings from 🇨🇦
January 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Happy MLK day to my friends in US! Blessings from 🇨🇦