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mathiaser.bsky.social
fevereiro!
March 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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theonion.com
Dalai Lama Revises Claim Life Only Suffering When Not Listening To Golden-Era Supertramp
Dalai Lama Revises Claim Life Only Suffering When Not Listening To Golden-Era Supertramp
DHARAMSHALA, INDIA—The Dalai Lama announced in a press conference Monday that he has revised his position that suffering is an inevitable fact of life and that he now believes life is only suffering w...
theonion.com
February 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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matheuslaneri.bsky.social
February 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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lct7.bsky.social
Tatuar o chimas da ganância
February 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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laranjadinho.deichator.ar
seu outie é inteligente, trabalhador,
Talked to friend to day. Full time job but can afford down payment on a house. Late 20s. Single. Huge cock. Balls same size as each other. No kids. Bulging vein running all the way up the shaft is begging to be touched. Has given up on ever owning a home. Things are bleak indeed.
February 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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indeseja.bsky.social
caralho galera voces viram que escandalo?

os baroes da pisadinha foram desapropriados pelos condes da pisadinha. o caso será julgado pelos duques da pisadinha. os reis da pisadinha ainda não se pronunciaram.

muito burburinho entre os camponeses da pisadinha, o populacho adora uma fofoca.
February 8, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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pablozil.la
Aproveitando as coisas simples da vida 🙏
February 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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henr0que.bsky.social
eu devo ser um 18 anos velho em 2001

o jeito que estou pronto pra morrer por arbusto 🔥
February 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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starshine.bsky.social
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president of colombia, gustavo petro's response to trump
Trump, I don't really like traveling to the US, it's a bit boring, but I confess that there are some meritorious things, I like going to the black neighborhoods of Washington, there I saw an entire fight in the US capital between blacks and Latinos with barricades, which seemed like nonsense to me, because they should unite. I confess that l like Walt Whitman and Paul Simon and Noam Chomsky and Miller I confess that Sacco and Vanzetti, who have my blood, in the history of the US, are memorable and I follow them. They were murdered by labor leaders with the electric chair, the fascists who are within the US as well as within my country I don't like your oil, Trump, you are going to end the human species because of greed. Maybe one day, over a drink of whiskey that l accept, despite my gastritis, we can talk frankly about this, but it's difficult because you consider me an inferior race and I am not, nor is any Colombian. So if you know someone who is stubborn, that's me, period. You can try to carry out a coup with your economic strength and your arrogance, like they did with Allende. But I die in my law, I resisted torture and I resist you. I don't want slavers next to Colombia, we already had many and we freed ourselves. What I want next to Colombia are lovers of freedom. If you can't accompany me, l'll go elsewhere. Colombia is the heart of the world and you didn't understand it, this is the land of the yellow butterflies, of the beauty of Remedios, but also of the colonels Aureliano Buendía, of whom I am one, perhaps the last You will kill me, but I will survive in my town, which is before yours, in the Americas. We are peoples of the winds, the mountains, the Caribbean Sea and of freedom You don't like our freedom, okay. I don't shake hands with white slavers. I shake the hands of the white libertarian heirs of Lincoln and of the black and white peasant boys of the USA, before whose graves I cried and prayed on a battlefield, which ! reached, after They are the USA and before them I kneel, before no one else. Overthrow me, President, and the Americas and humanity will respond. Colombia now stops looking north, looks at the world, our blood comes from the blood of the Caliphate of Córdoba, the civilization at that time, of the Roman Latins of the Mediterranean, the civilization of that time, who founded the republic, democracy in Athens; our blood has the black resisters turned into slaves by you. In Colombia is the first free territory of America, before Washington, of all America, there I take shelter in its African songs. My land is made of goldsmiths from the time of the Egyptian pharaohs, and of the first artists of the world in Chiribiquete. You will never dominate us. The warrior who rode our lands, shouting freedom, and who is called Bolivar, opposes us. Our people are somewhat fearful, somewhat timid, they are naive and kind, loving, but they will know how to win the Panama Canal, which you took from us with violence. Two hundred heroes from all of Latin America lie in Bocas del Toro, now Panama, formerly Colombia, which you murdered. I raise a flag and as Gaitan said, even if it remains alone, it will continue to be raised with the Latin American dignity that is the dignity of America, which your great-grandfather did not know, and mine did, Mr. President, an immigrant in the USA. Your blockade does not scare me; because Colombia, in addition to being the country of beauty, is the heart of the world. I know that you love beauty as I do, do not disrespect it and you will offer it your sweetness. FROM TODAY ON, COLOMBIA OPENS TO THE ENTIRE WORLD, WITH OPEN ARMS, WE ARE BUILDERS OF FREEDOM, LIFE AND HUMANITY. I am informed that you put a 50% tariff on the fruits of our human labor to enter the US, I do the same. Let our people plant corn that was discovered in Colombia and feed the world
January 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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junlper.beer
i love how insane everyone is becomeing
January 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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theonion.com
Biden Wanders Into Flames
January 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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junlper.beer
everything is Dead Internet now
January 8, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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useron.online
會說話的鸚鵡
一位女士去寵物店買一隻鸚鵡，她說
- 早上好，孩子！
- 早安，女士，您想要什麼？
- 我想要一隻鸚鵡。
- 女士，我只有一個，但不推薦。
- 但為什麼？
- 它屬於妓院的主人。
- 無論如何我都會接受它。
- 那麼，好吧。
回到家，女人把鸚鵡放在客廳門口，他立刻說
- 新咖啡館，新房子。
知道 PAPAGAIO 的歷史的女人只是笑了。
這時，屋主的女兒來了，鸚鵡立刻說：
- 新房子、新咖啡館和新妓女
- 這是什麼媽媽？
- 別擔心女兒，他就是這樣，我想給你父親一個驚喜
他們都笑了
然後丈夫到了，鸚鵡立刻說
- 新房子，新咖啡，新妓女，但顧客是一樣的... FALA MOACIR
January 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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silvazuao.bsky.social
mlk fui ver terrifier 3 no cinema. desmaiei, vomitei, caguei na calça. daí entrei pra ver o filme e achei BEM qualquer coisa
December 31, 2024 at 5:48 PM
mathiaser.bsky.social
dezembro
December 31, 2024 at 9:18 PM
mathiaser.bsky.social
2024!!
December 31, 2024 at 9:14 PM
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silvazuao.bsky.social
pessoal que ta pensando em assistir nosferatu, um aviso:

o protagonista é um macho muuuito escroto. fica tr4ns4nd0 com e m4t4nd0 meninas milhares de anos mais novas. tipo scott pilgrim mesmo

tem cena h0t que atrapalha o 4nd4m3nt0 da h1450r14

10 p355045 v0m174r4m e d35m414r4m
December 31, 2024 at 11:34 AM
mathiaser.bsky.social
eu em santa maria jantando as 18
theonion.com The Onion @theonion.com · Dec 18
Man Says ‘Fuck It,’ Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M.
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Man Says ‘Fuck It,’ Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M. -The Onion
December 18, 2024 at 6:39 PM
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hmmfalemais.bsky.social
concurso de sosias da sua mãe aqui em casa
December 18, 2024 at 11:54 AM
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guiba.golfinho.top
Preso aqui
November 20, 2024 at 11:39 PM
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silvazuao.bsky.social
não tem como o homem gostar de trabalhar uma vez que evoluiu do macaco, um animal que finge serviço na frente do chefe
November 9, 2024 at 3:09 PM
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sailor-mom.bsky.social
恭喜恭喜
健康快樂
願你每天有收穫
lavoura 友誼中的平安與喜樂
恭喜恭喜
健康快樂
願你每天有收穫
lavoura 友誼中的平安與喜樂
願 DEUS VELHO 賜予您
憑著你的善心
很多很多的冠軍
在存在的冬天
useron.online lord useron @useron.online · Nov 6
voces sabiam que na china eles cantam o parabens assim 恭喜恭喜
健康快樂
願你每天有收穫
lavoura 友誼中的平安與喜樂

恭喜恭喜
健康快樂
願你每天有收穫
lavoura 友誼中的平安與喜樂

願 DEUS VELHO 賜予您
憑著你的善心
很多很多的冠軍
在存在的冬天
November 6, 2024 at 6:11 PM
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palas.blrgms.com
imagina ser npc do stardew valley

você acorda um dia e o neto do único latifundiário da região se mudou pra sua cidade. ele é um completo psicopata que acorda às 6 e vai dormir às 2 da manhã sem parar de trabalhar um segundo. em 3 anos já comeu a cidade inteira e fala com espíritos da floresta
November 2, 2024 at 11:21 PM