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GOD. I know there are always much greater things about Trump to be upset about, but it's so upsetting to me that his being completely evil has robbed me of the ability to love him for always being the biggest bitch in the country. S-tier hater. Incredible.
Trump doubles down on his Rob Reiner attack: "I wasn't a fan of his at all. He was a deranged person... He became like a deranged person, Trump Derangement Syndrome. So I was not a fan of Rob Reiner at all in any way, shape or form. I thought he was very bad for our country."
December 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Same way I found out about Epstein
December 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I think the one thing that would get me interested in the Avatar franchise is if those blue cat people had big honkin' titties. If only there was somewhere in the world I could go to see that, but alas!
December 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
My most humiliating sincere opinion is probably that I think discovering a new, useful, well made piece of open source software is a better feeling than having sex.
December 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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these mfers love talking about God while radiating evil like an unshielded reactor core
December 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Is there any end-of-year recap more depressing than the one Twitch does? There have only been 23 days this year where I didn't open up Twitch. Dire.
December 13, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Okay, look. Do I think Erika Kirk is physically attractive? Yes. Would I be willing to have sex with her, if the opportunity arose? Also yes. But I would absolutely NOT make sure her needs were being met, so it's still leftist.
December 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Had to mute the word "pluribus," because apparently I haven't matured at all in the "hearing people say negative things about something I like makes me want to detonate a nuclear warhead at the earth's core" department.
December 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Any time I learn someone thinks South Park is funny, that knowledge automatically deducts 25% of the respect I had for them. To be clear, not a specific number, but a whole quarter of your respect bar, regardless of how much respect I currently have for you. A lot of folks on thin ice out there.
December 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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sam altman is being sued by his SISTER for sexual abuse. who gives a shit about his dogshit product that’s corroding brains and vaporizing the planet??? what is going on in this fuckin world
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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There is no monstrous grift Jimmy Fallon won't run cover for
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I'm so tired of being told about The Grinch Meal.
December 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Show me a fictional character that altered your brain chemistry.

No, I will not elaborate.
December 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Lawmakers and bible thumpers don't want you to understand the people they're demonizing are doing more good for society than they ever would
Tatas for Toys benefit has made it rain $183,000 over the past 14 years.
Strippers Are Now No. 1 Donor of Toys to Children’s Hospital
Rachel Saslow
www.wweek.com
December 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Canadian author/artist Douglas Coupland's encounter with Lucy Liu is my Roman Empire
December 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Gavin Newsom is a Republican and supporting him for president means you are, too
December 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Lmaooo when your movies bomb and you see the support Sabrina Carpenter got for telling the WH to fuck off
Sydney Sweeney Shares Emotional Response to Controversial American Eagle Jeans Ad: 'I'm Against Hate' (Exclusive)
Sydney Sweeney addressed her controversial American Eagle denim campaign, which featured the slogan "Sydney Sweeney has great jeans," in an exclusive interview with PEOPLE. See her response.
people.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Sabrina Carpenter: Braver and more powerful than Nintendo and Microsoft combined.
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I hate the idea of Netflix buying Warner, but somehow they're the most appealing choice of the three contenders, which is fucking bleak. It's cool that capitalism is slowly crushing and condensing the biggest art enablers in this country into a single corporate mega-entity. I'm sure it's healthy.
December 5, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Question for the tech heads out there: Do Seagate external hard drives suck? I thought they were a good brand, but the drive I bought started spitting out error messages left and right after one day of use. Did I just waste my money? Half the internet seems to say yes, the other seems to say no.
December 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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this is the moral panic

the idea that a story, painting, drawing, video game, or other creative work that depicts uncomfortable topics is the same thing as real life CSAM or violence against women is how we end up having to scan our faces to open Spotify

no one is harmed by fiction or art
Alright well probably last thing I’ll say about it. Horses was submitted in 2023 with a Minor in it. Valve: “we will not distribute content that appears, in our judgment, to depict sexual conduct involving a minor.” “Re-submissions of this app, even with modifications, will not be accepted.”
December 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I'm sick. When I talk, I sound like The Grudge.
November 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM