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WhiteChappell Roan
@matteblackeye.bsky.social
Dumbass metalhead non-binary shitposter. Loves cats and hates writing bios
I dont have anyone to buy a horror book for but Mary was one of the most incredible books I’ve read in the last few years! get a copy for someone cool
hello i am hearing rumors of certain gift-giving holidays occurring around this monthly region. if that is true might i remind you that signed, personalized horrorbooks are available as gift options and they are way better than expensive jewelry???
December 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Special call outs to Messa, Lowen, and Pyramids. I listened to all of those albums SO much but Messa basically broke my Apple Replay because I had it on nonstop repeat lol
Undoubtedly I’ve forgotten something but this is my AOTY list. I’ve been listening to a lot of older music this year 🤷‍♀️
December 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Playlist for anyone that prefers that music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
December 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Undoubtedly I’ve forgotten something but this is my AOTY list. I’ve been listening to a lot of older music this year 🤷‍♀️
December 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Happy new HEALTH album release day to all who celebrate!
CONFLICT DLC, by HEALTH
12 track album
youwillloveeachother.bandcamp.com
December 11, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Goddamit I like times new Roman. Now I have to consider people might think I’m a fascist when I use it. We live in a dumb ass time in history
December 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Building muscle is mostly about diet. If you want to get big you have to eat other people at the gym
December 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
What does one wear to a semiformal office Christmas party???
December 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Xiu Xiu has announced a new covers comp

Hear their covers of songs by The Runaways and Daniel Johnston

www.treblezine.com/xiu-xiu-anno...
Xiu Xiu announce new covers compilation, share cover of Runaways' "Cherry Bomb" - Treble
Plus Daniel Johnston's "Some Things Last a Long Time"
www.treblezine.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I’m getting too predictable
December 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
No big surprises for me
December 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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apple music be like: your top genres were “metal”, “alternative”, and drumroll please “rock”

spotify was like: your top genre is “ghost sledgehammer grit”, “mega rip slagmopping”, and “mom rock”
December 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Mauling the fucking shit out of me while making biscuits is my cats love language
December 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I’m trying to buy an anime waifu body pillow as a gag gift for secret Santa and I’m so excited for my algorithms to think I’m a weird pervert
December 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Super hot book take but I think sci-fi and fantasy should be their own thing at this point instead of alway lumped together
December 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I’m a basic ass bitch so Mass Effect obviously
I would like to know! 🤓👾
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Agree
Airheads 2, baby
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Look at this fucking thing my mother in law made
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Food truck spotting in Tampa
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I like to think of myself as a but of a libertine but this is too much cream cheese for one bagel
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Approaching the end of the semester and all of my professors are so far behind in grading I have absolutely no idea how I’m doing!! It makes me want to puke every day!
November 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Anyway this new Lamp of Murmuur album is really good. I don’t know why but I’m connecting to it more than I have their other releases
I miss when we talked about how cool metal bands were on social media.
November 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I miss when we talked about how cool metal bands were on social media.
November 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I’m dying
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Lamp of murmuur are chill right?
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM