WhiteChappell Roan
@matteblackeye.bsky.social
Dumbass metalhead non-binary shitposter. Loves cats and hates writing bios
I dont have anyone to buy a horror book for but Mary was one of the most incredible books I’ve read in the last few years! get a copy for someone cool
hello i am hearing rumors of certain gift-giving holidays occurring around this monthly region. if that is true might i remind you that signed, personalized horrorbooks are available as gift options and they are way better than expensive jewelry???
December 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I dont have anyone to buy a horror book for but Mary was one of the most incredible books I’ve read in the last few years! get a copy for someone cool
Special call outs to Messa, Lowen, and Pyramids. I listened to all of those albums SO much but Messa basically broke my Apple Replay because I had it on nonstop repeat lol
Undoubtedly I’ve forgotten something but this is my AOTY list. I’ve been listening to a lot of older music this year 🤷♀️
December 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Special call outs to Messa, Lowen, and Pyramids. I listened to all of those albums SO much but Messa basically broke my Apple Replay because I had it on nonstop repeat lol
Playlist for anyone that prefers that music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
December 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Playlist for anyone that prefers that music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
Undoubtedly I’ve forgotten something but this is my AOTY list. I’ve been listening to a lot of older music this year 🤷♀️
December 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Undoubtedly I’ve forgotten something but this is my AOTY list. I’ve been listening to a lot of older music this year 🤷♀️
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Happy new HEALTH album release day to all who celebrate!
CONFLICT DLC, by HEALTH
12 track album
youwillloveeachother.bandcamp.com
December 11, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Happy new HEALTH album release day to all who celebrate!
Goddamit I like times new Roman. Now I have to consider people might think I’m a fascist when I use it. We live in a dumb ass time in history
December 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Goddamit I like times new Roman. Now I have to consider people might think I’m a fascist when I use it. We live in a dumb ass time in history
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Building muscle is mostly about diet. If you want to get big you have to eat other people at the gym
December 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Building muscle is mostly about diet. If you want to get big you have to eat other people at the gym
What does one wear to a semiformal office Christmas party???
December 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
What does one wear to a semiformal office Christmas party???
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Xiu Xiu has announced a new covers comp
Hear their covers of songs by The Runaways and Daniel Johnston
www.treblezine.com/xiu-xiu-anno...
Hear their covers of songs by The Runaways and Daniel Johnston
www.treblezine.com/xiu-xiu-anno...
Xiu Xiu announce new covers compilation, share cover of Runaways' "Cherry Bomb" - Treble
Plus Daniel Johnston's "Some Things Last a Long Time"
www.treblezine.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Xiu Xiu has announced a new covers comp
Hear their covers of songs by The Runaways and Daniel Johnston
www.treblezine.com/xiu-xiu-anno...
Hear their covers of songs by The Runaways and Daniel Johnston
www.treblezine.com/xiu-xiu-anno...
I’m getting too predictable
December 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I’m getting too predictable
No big surprises for me
December 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
No big surprises for me
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apple music be like: your top genres were “metal”, “alternative”, and drumroll please “rock”
spotify was like: your top genre is “ghost sledgehammer grit”, “mega rip slagmopping”, and “mom rock”
spotify was like: your top genre is “ghost sledgehammer grit”, “mega rip slagmopping”, and “mom rock”
December 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
apple music be like: your top genres were “metal”, “alternative”, and drumroll please “rock”
spotify was like: your top genre is “ghost sledgehammer grit”, “mega rip slagmopping”, and “mom rock”
spotify was like: your top genre is “ghost sledgehammer grit”, “mega rip slagmopping”, and “mom rock”
Mauling the fucking shit out of me while making biscuits is my cats love language
December 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Mauling the fucking shit out of me while making biscuits is my cats love language
I’m trying to buy an anime waifu body pillow as a gag gift for secret Santa and I’m so excited for my algorithms to think I’m a weird pervert
December 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I’m trying to buy an anime waifu body pillow as a gag gift for secret Santa and I’m so excited for my algorithms to think I’m a weird pervert
Super hot book take but I think sci-fi and fantasy should be their own thing at this point instead of alway lumped together
December 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Super hot book take but I think sci-fi and fantasy should be their own thing at this point instead of alway lumped together
I’m a basic ass bitch so Mass Effect obviously
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I’m a basic ass bitch so Mass Effect obviously
Agree
Airheads 2, baby
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Agree
Look at this fucking thing my mother in law made
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Look at this fucking thing my mother in law made
Food truck spotting in Tampa
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Food truck spotting in Tampa
I like to think of myself as a but of a libertine but this is too much cream cheese for one bagel
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I like to think of myself as a but of a libertine but this is too much cream cheese for one bagel
Approaching the end of the semester and all of my professors are so far behind in grading I have absolutely no idea how I’m doing!! It makes me want to puke every day!
November 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Approaching the end of the semester and all of my professors are so far behind in grading I have absolutely no idea how I’m doing!! It makes me want to puke every day!
Anyway this new Lamp of Murmuur album is really good. I don’t know why but I’m connecting to it more than I have their other releases
I miss when we talked about how cool metal bands were on social media.
November 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Anyway this new Lamp of Murmuur album is really good. I don’t know why but I’m connecting to it more than I have their other releases
I miss when we talked about how cool metal bands were on social media.
November 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I miss when we talked about how cool metal bands were on social media.
I’m dying
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I’m dying
Lamp of murmuur are chill right?
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Lamp of murmuur are chill right?