Regret to inform you that Roast Venison and Goose, the meats hitting the Fallaize Christmas table this year, are now woke.
November 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Regret to inform you that Roast Venison and Goose, the meats hitting the Fallaize Christmas table this year, are now woke.
It probably didn't happen. But christ it's funny.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It probably didn't happen. But christ it's funny.
Pint. Well, what's left of it. In beautiful nick. If you find yourself in Southport, head to the Mason's Arms. Breaks my heart to see how quiet it is.
November 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Pint. Well, what's left of it. In beautiful nick. If you find yourself in Southport, head to the Mason's Arms. Breaks my heart to see how quiet it is.
Sending out platters lads
October 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Sending out platters lads
We've got these guys
October 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
We've got these guys
Show us the last four albums you listened to (actual artefact edition, my KPs love me)
October 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Show us the last four albums you listened to (actual artefact edition, my KPs love me)
I always think of this one:
September 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I always think of this one:
Seeing as we're all annoyed by the British food bloke this morning, here's some British food, served at my British pub, by this British chef. Fucking mug:
September 1, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Seeing as we're all annoyed by the British food bloke this morning, here's some British food, served at my British pub, by this British chef. Fucking mug:
Like any of these? All dishes that I, a British chef, have served, in my British pub, over the last couple of weeks
September 1, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Like any of these? All dishes that I, a British chef, have served, in my British pub, over the last couple of weeks
I feel attacked.
August 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I feel attacked.
At the Modern Toss exhibition in Liverpool. It's good, yeah?
August 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
At the Modern Toss exhibition in Liverpool. It's good, yeah?
Takes them on informative trips.
July 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Takes them on informative trips.
Butty of the week lads, an utterly inauthentic but really quite tasty Nashville fried chicken. On the puds, had an excess of egg whites knocking about, so pavlova.
June 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Butty of the week lads, an utterly inauthentic but really quite tasty Nashville fried chicken. On the puds, had an excess of egg whites knocking about, so pavlova.
Hanging out with my Bluesky buddies
June 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Hanging out with my Bluesky buddies
"I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn"
June 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
"I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn"
FUNGUS THE BOGEYMAN TO CITY BOMBA, HERE WE GO!!!
June 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
FUNGUS THE BOGEYMAN TO CITY BOMBA, HERE WE GO!!!
Just made a breakfast Tart, where's the breakfast thread?
June 3, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Just made a breakfast Tart, where's the breakfast thread?
At work on Bank Holiday Monday, couple of dishes from lunch service (descriptions in the alt)
May 26, 2025 at 1:09 PM
At work on Bank Holiday Monday, couple of dishes from lunch service (descriptions in the alt)
This is what I look like if you even care
May 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
This is what I look like if you even care
You've just fucking flown to Belize, you tit.
May 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
You've just fucking flown to Belize, you tit.
