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Matt Fallaize
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Cook.
Yes, my Divine Comedy impersonation baritone is much better than my actual singing voice.
November 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Sorry to hear it, sounds like an absolute legend, my sincerest condolences.
November 17, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I hope so, but even ending up in a better place isn't good enough. Kite flying these ideas in the first place is unconscionable.
November 17, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Worrying about whether or not you'll "get a hearing" when you've got a Parliamentary majority of 400 odd is certainly a position.
November 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Seriously lads. What the fucking fuck.
November 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I can't even begin to understand it. I'm a middle aged man. I work with lots of teenage girls because that's hospitality for you. It is entirely possible to get through my whole day without assaulting anyone and then go home to my middle aged wife who I love who is a whole month younger than me.
November 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Ah, Death, taxes and Ryan Adams absolutely sucking. The great certainties of existence.
November 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I am running out of walls to bang my head despairingly against. This lot are a shambles.
November 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
This is all kinds of fucked up.
November 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Gratefully received.
November 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Quite, this shit needs opposing. Already emailed my MP.
November 16, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Oh God. The tense. Horrific.
November 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Big fan of whilst?
November 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Be interesting to square the idea that expensive stuff is woke with Farage's preferred Clarets
November 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
ALL MEATS EXCEPT TURKEY ARE WOKE.
November 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
That was the speech that broke me, tbh, I just lost hope at that point. Oh, it's wall to wall cunts. Fucking brilliant. I don't viscerally hate the bloke though, I'm just disappointed.
November 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Psalmpilot
November 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I've an in-law who was openly weeping at how "evil" and "vindictive" he is and I'm going they have done literally nothing that affects you. They have gone out of their way to avoid upsetting people like you. No taxes have risen that you pay. What IS this?
November 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
(Either way, he's probably fucked, people just plain don't like him)
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
This is absolutely true. But I don't really get why (I mean, I DO get why, but the degree of hatred seems disproportionate to things he's actually *done*, or, more pertinently, not)
November 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I mean it's a similar degree of horror.
November 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
November 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM