Regret to inform you that Roast Venison and Goose, the meats hitting the Fallaize Christmas table this year, are now woke.
November 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Regret to inform you that Roast Venison and Goose, the meats hitting the Fallaize Christmas table this year, are now woke.
"She's so good, so good. Some people say as good as me. She's not, but still, really great person, great person" *mimes fellating*
Trump just told reporters on Air Force One that he hasn’t ruled out a pardon for Ghislane Maxwell
November 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
"She's so good, so good. Some people say as good as me. She's not, but still, really great person, great person" *mimes fellating*
It probably didn't happen. But christ it's funny.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It probably didn't happen. But christ it's funny.
Awful news. I'd always look out for her byline, and her OFM columns were a joy. Heck of a writer, and no age at all.
November 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Awful news. I'd always look out for her byline, and her OFM columns were a joy. Heck of a writer, and no age at all.
Connections
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November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Connections
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As good a time as any to revive the anecdote of being in bed with my girlfriend with the radio on in the early noughties and her saying afterwards "I can't believe I just came to fucking Vindaloo"
Portishead’s Geoff Barrow: ‘I can’t think of any worse music to make love to than ours’
Portishead’s Geoff Barrow: ‘I can’t think of any worse music to make love to than ours’
As he moves into film production with the thriller Game, the musician – also known for Beak> – answers your questions on Myspace rappers, sex playlists and whether Portishead will ever make new music
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
As good a time as any to revive the anecdote of being in bed with my girlfriend with the radio on in the early noughties and her saying afterwards "I can't believe I just came to fucking Vindaloo"
He just wants one more week of frantic masturbation to the contents, just one more and then he'll stop.
Breaking on MSNBC:
Mike Johnson says he intends to put the Epstein resolution on the House floor NEXT WEEK.
Mike Johnson says he intends to put the Epstein resolution on the House floor NEXT WEEK.
November 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
He just wants one more week of frantic masturbation to the contents, just one more and then he'll stop.
Dude, where's my Goon?
Goon a movie
“Goon, Where’s My Car?”
“Goon, Where’s My Car?”
Goon a movie
"Top Goon"
"Top Goon"
November 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Dude, where's my Goon?
This is quite an entertaining evening. Also I have just been in a cab that smelled of fag smoke for the first time since 2002. Fuck madeleines, that was a proper Proustumian rush.
November 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This is quite an entertaining evening. Also I have just been in a cab that smelled of fag smoke for the first time since 2002. Fuck madeleines, that was a proper Proustumian rush.
Pint. Well, what's left of it. In beautiful nick. If you find yourself in Southport, head to the Mason's Arms. Breaks my heart to see how quiet it is.
November 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Pint. Well, what's left of it. In beautiful nick. If you find yourself in Southport, head to the Mason's Arms. Breaks my heart to see how quiet it is.
Howling at the Truss one, though.
Looking at this graph and wonder if something else might be going on beyond 'poor quality leader'
November 12, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Howling at the Truss one, though.
There is a special hell for people who still insist on ordering their fiddly precious multi-part coffee when the barista is clearly overworked and the queue's out the door.
November 12, 2025 at 9:11 AM
There is a special hell for people who still insist on ordering their fiddly precious multi-part coffee when the barista is clearly overworked and the queue's out the door.
Actually, no, on reflection, Jodie Whittaker or Ncuti Gatwa. Make it happen. Boil some piss.
Hear me out: Bring Dalton back, but he's indestructible, No Tim to Die
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Actually, no, on reflection, Jodie Whittaker or Ncuti Gatwa. Make it happen. Boil some piss.
Actually, better yet, bring *Daniel Craig, back, but as Benoit Blanc, drafted in by MI6.
I mean the whole thing's fucking ludicrous, you might as well
I mean the whole thing's fucking ludicrous, you might as well
Hear me out: Bring Dalton back, but he's indestructible, No Tim to Die
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Actually, better yet, bring *Daniel Craig, back, but as Benoit Blanc, drafted in by MI6.
I mean the whole thing's fucking ludicrous, you might as well
I mean the whole thing's fucking ludicrous, you might as well
Reposted by Matt Fallaize
there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
Repeated applause emojis.
November 11, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Repeated applause emojis.
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Oh Christ it's the BBC talking about the BBC all bloody day again is it.
November 10, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Oh Christ it's the BBC talking about the BBC all bloody day again is it.
Appoint Hugh Bonneville in character as Ian Fletcher.
the right winger who was appointed to lead the BBC in the hope of appeasing right wingers has been driven out by right wingers for not appeasing right wingers enough and the BBC has the chance to do the funniest thing ever
November 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Appoint Hugh Bonneville in character as Ian Fletcher.
Jesus fucking Christ. Grow up. Put it down.
Column: Brick is a device, shipped to your house, that locks you out of your phone and forces you to physically return to ‘unBrick’ to get back in.
Column | Can’t stop doomscrolling? The ‘Brick’ helped me unplug.
I thought I had my phone under control. I didn’t. Brick, a device that locks you out of your phone until you ‘un-Brick’ to get in, helped me stop doomscrolling.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Jesus fucking Christ. Grow up. Put it down.
January wobble gets earlier every year.
Can I surprise you? I think last minute equalisers in 2-2 draws with North London teams are good actually
November 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
January wobble gets earlier every year.
Reposted, but in a more anxious tone of voice.
Lads, it's United #COYS
November 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Reposted, but in a more anxious tone of voice.
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November 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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I'm in work, so I can't watch the match, but from the comments on here ai can't make head or tail if we're doing well or playing like drains. Make your minds up COYSsky.
November 8, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I'm in work, so I can't watch the match, but from the comments on here ai can't make head or tail if we're doing well or playing like drains. Make your minds up COYSsky.