Matt
@mattglynn.bsky.social
Trying not be like that other Matt you know
This is not enough
Bovino removed from his role as US Border Patrol commander at large, The Atlantic reports reut.rs/3Z0Pug2
Bovino removed from his role as US Border Patrol commander at large, The Atlantic reports
Gregory Bovino has been removed from his role as the "commander at large" for the U.S. Border Patrol and will return to his former job in California, where he is expected to retire soon, the Atlantic reported on Monday, citing a Homeland Security official and two people with knowledge of the change.
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January 27, 2026 at 12:59 AM
This is not enough
The NFL has hit NBA levels of officiating. The goal is no longer to catch the ball. The goal is to get the flag. It's unbearable
January 18, 2026 at 1:12 AM
The NFL has hit NBA levels of officiating. The goal is no longer to catch the ball. The goal is to get the flag. It's unbearable
Wanda Sykes thanking God and the trans community on behalf of Ricky Gervais. 10/10. No notes
January 12, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Wanda Sykes thanking God and the trans community on behalf of Ricky Gervais. 10/10. No notes
Wow... that poor kicker
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Wow... that poor kicker
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Endless Column, by Constantin Brâncuși, 1938, 📸 by @stephenmally
January 4, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Endless Column, by Constantin Brâncuși, 1938, 📸 by @stephenmally
What's the opposite of killing Bin Laden? Feels like that's what is happening here
January 3, 2026 at 3:02 PM
What's the opposite of killing Bin Laden? Feels like that's what is happening here
Wait, I know this one!
No
No
The president's policies hark back to a time when our nation sought to oppress racial and political minorities at home, while engaging in imperialism abroad. Is that what we truly want?
In 2026, we get to decide if we agree with Trump about what makes America great | Solomon Jones
www.inquirer.com
January 1, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Wait, I know this one!
No
No
The fact that you have a wallaby and didn't name it Rocko...
December 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The fact that you have a wallaby and didn't name it Rocko...
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Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
December 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
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Someone remake “It’s a Wonderful Life” but Mr. Potter believes that hoarding is morally required so he can devote resources to delivering a far future with trillions of humans while George Bailey is like, “Gosh Darnit! What if taking care of people today is what takes care of people in the future?!”
December 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Someone remake “It’s a Wonderful Life” but Mr. Potter believes that hoarding is morally required so he can devote resources to delivering a far future with trillions of humans while George Bailey is like, “Gosh Darnit! What if taking care of people today is what takes care of people in the future?!”
Shout-out to Tums. Even if nobody's got me I know Tums got me
December 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Shout-out to Tums. Even if nobody's got me I know Tums got me
You know that scene at the end of Fellowship when Gimli says, "Then it has all been in vain" and Aragorn says "not if we hold true to each other" and they go rescue Merry and Pippen?
I need that conversation with every human I know
I need that conversation with every human I know
October 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
You know that scene at the end of Fellowship when Gimli says, "Then it has all been in vain" and Aragorn says "not if we hold true to each other" and they go rescue Merry and Pippen?
I need that conversation with every human I know
I need that conversation with every human I know
Kerkering should have never been in. And if this lineup only scores one run, it's not on pitching. Bats gotta show up. It's on them
October 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Kerkering should have never been in. And if this lineup only scores one run, it's not on pitching. Bats gotta show up. It's on them
Y'all need to just start saying "lies"
Trump lies about insurrection taking place in Portland
Trump lies about insurrection taking place in Portland
Trump claims without evidence that insurrection is taking place in Portland reut.rs/46PQWVW
Trump claims without evidence that insurrection is taking place in Portland
U.S. President Donald Trump claimed without evidence on Monday that an insurrection is taking place in Portland, Oregon, as he seeks to deploy National Guard troops to the city amid what he describes as surging crime.
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October 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Y'all need to just start saying "lies"
Trump lies about insurrection taking place in Portland
Trump lies about insurrection taking place in Portland
At least Trea did something. Schwarber and Harper....😬
October 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
At least Trea did something. Schwarber and Harper....😬
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THE OTTOMAN KEMPIRE REIGNS SUPREME
September 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
THE OTTOMAN KEMPIRE REIGNS SUPREME
This, but in all caps
Hey that AJ Brown guy is pretty good might want to keep throwing at him
September 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
This, but in all caps
This motherfucker's got me siding with Ted Cruz. THAT SHOULD NOT HAPPPEN! Ughhhhhh
September 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
This motherfucker's got me siding with Ted Cruz. THAT SHOULD NOT HAPPPEN! Ughhhhhh
I need a shirt that says "Go Birds. Fuck Ice. Free Palestine."
September 15, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I need a shirt that says "Go Birds. Fuck Ice. Free Palestine."
Hey @michaelhobbes.bsky.social, Peter blocked me after his football team lost in the super bowl. Can you tell him "Go Birds" for me? I'd greatly appreciate it.
Also, your shows beat ass. Keep up the great work!
Also, your shows beat ass. Keep up the great work!
September 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Hey @michaelhobbes.bsky.social, Peter blocked me after his football team lost in the super bowl. Can you tell him "Go Birds" for me? I'd greatly appreciate it.
Also, your shows beat ass. Keep up the great work!
Also, your shows beat ass. Keep up the great work!
Ain't no fun when the rabbit got the gun
September 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Ain't no fun when the rabbit got the gun
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Common American Skunk, by John James Audubon, 1845-48, 📸 via @irenekazakos
September 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Common American Skunk, by John James Audubon, 1845-48, 📸 via @irenekazakos