Mattie Like a Puma
@mattielikeapuma.bsky.social
Special Interests: Cartoons Network, Crash Bandicoot, Water Type Pokémon, KH, Tekken, Pro-Wrestling, Taylor Swift, big cat facts, and Table Top Role Playing Games (TTRPGs).
If you want to know how unserious millennials are, here is a 100% true thing about me. I left a FYE Exclusive, Pink Metallic Majin Buu Funko Pop at the grave marker for my unborn child.
December 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
If you want to know how unserious millennials are, here is a 100% true thing about me. I left a FYE Exclusive, Pink Metallic Majin Buu Funko Pop at the grave marker for my unborn child.
To all these pseudo-masculine celebrities trying to fix boxing matches and losing their clout, pro-wrestling existed the entire time and would have better helped you accomplish your goals. Bunch of cucks.
December 23, 2025 at 1:05 PM
To all these pseudo-masculine celebrities trying to fix boxing matches and losing their clout, pro-wrestling existed the entire time and would have better helped you accomplish your goals. Bunch of cucks.
Beau getting kicked out of the carnival by their version of Crusher Hogan >>>
December 21, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Beau getting kicked out of the carnival by their version of Crusher Hogan >>>
Nott's "This horse is racist." Is a perfectly acceptable reply to a failed Animal Handling check.
December 21, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Nott's "This horse is racist." Is a perfectly acceptable reply to a failed Animal Handling check.
The Mighty Nein has done nothing to rehab the reputation of Fjord, to me. The scenes at the beginning of episode 2, kinda rushed and poorly written. Loved meeting Jester tho.
December 21, 2025 at 11:33 AM
The Mighty Nein has done nothing to rehab the reputation of Fjord, to me. The scenes at the beginning of episode 2, kinda rushed and poorly written. Loved meeting Jester tho.
I've lost enough weight that I felt it was time to update my Facebook Avatar.
December 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I've lost enough weight that I felt it was time to update my Facebook Avatar.
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The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
Rob Reiner directed some cornerstones of American cinema. But for some reason the first thing that will always come to my mind is his supporting role in Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star. No matter what you know him from, I'm sure he'll be dearly missed by all.
December 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Rob Reiner directed some cornerstones of American cinema. But for some reason the first thing that will always come to my mind is his supporting role in Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star. No matter what you know him from, I'm sure he'll be dearly missed by all.
Where did this Jon Hamm meme come from?
December 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Where did this Jon Hamm meme come from?
Recent photos of me have appeared so soulless. Like I've lost some sort of spark.
December 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Recent photos of me have appeared so soulless. Like I've lost some sort of spark.
10 little chicken nuggets sitting in a box, a hand comes down and scoops one up. The littlest chicken nuggets said "stop, stop, stop" the hand drops it in its mouth and goes "chomp, chomp, chomp."
December 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
10 little chicken nuggets sitting in a box, a hand comes down and scoops one up. The littlest chicken nuggets said "stop, stop, stop" the hand drops it in its mouth and goes "chomp, chomp, chomp."
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
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I take every perceived slight very seriously, please understand.
December 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I take every perceived slight very seriously, please understand.
Really offended for on behalf of Conan O'Brien Needs a friend. If they don't get nominated for the Golden Globe then what's the point of the category?
December 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Really offended for on behalf of Conan O'Brien Needs a friend. If they don't get nominated for the Golden Globe then what's the point of the category?
Please don't give Dax Shepard a Golden Globe.
December 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Please don't give Dax Shepard a Golden Globe.
I'm actually really bummed about the Harada news.
December 8, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I'm actually really bummed about the Harada news.
WHAT DID PAUL DANO DO TO QUENTIN TARANTINO?! DID HE KICK HIS DOG? GAWDDAMN!
December 3, 2025 at 12:26 PM
WHAT DID PAUL DANO DO TO QUENTIN TARANTINO?! DID HE KICK HIS DOG? GAWDDAMN!
If you're not careful, Peacock will just play Despicable Me and Minions movies on your TV all day. It happened to me. It could happen to you.
December 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
If you're not careful, Peacock will just play Despicable Me and Minions movies on your TV all day. It happened to me. It could happen to you.
Watching What's New Scooby Doo and trying to differentiate the OC characters of the week vs the obscure, ONLY famous in 2004 celebrities that they were able to book.
November 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Watching What's New Scooby Doo and trying to differentiate the OC characters of the week vs the obscure, ONLY famous in 2004 celebrities that they were able to book.
Seeing Taylor Momsen at the Macy's Parade. She looks STUNNING. Like, ok, I see you Cindy Lou.
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Seeing Taylor Momsen at the Macy's Parade. She looks STUNNING. Like, ok, I see you Cindy Lou.
This year, I'm grateful for my unlimited snake cabin.
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
This year, I'm grateful for my unlimited snake cabin.
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Our new favorite analog horror series:
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Our new favorite analog horror series:
I still Stan Caleb and Jester.
November 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I still Stan Caleb and Jester.
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Watched Narnia with my 9 year old nephew for his first time ever and as it was wrapping up his key takeaway emerged: “WAIT how can Santa bring you WEAPONS?”
November 23, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Watched Narnia with my 9 year old nephew for his first time ever and as it was wrapping up his key takeaway emerged: “WAIT how can Santa bring you WEAPONS?”
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Blindsided by this Morgan & Morgan sponsor3d mid-roll ad read on a video essay about Jerome from Family Guy
November 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Blindsided by this Morgan & Morgan sponsor3d mid-roll ad read on a video essay about Jerome from Family Guy