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@mattitations.bsky.social
astros, longhorns, cougars, beatles, dylan, books, ⚖️

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dude is cooking
December 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
December 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I think about this passage from the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy allllllllllll the time
December 13, 2025 at 5:15 AM
hey @glaistig.bsky.social ! it came!
December 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
the chemtrails are beautiful

I think I’ve been thinking about pluribus too much
December 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
hey guys it’s the
December 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
the kind you do take home to mother
December 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
time to decorate the tree! 🌲
December 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
you may know this already but I wikipedia’d her because of WWDITS & was delighted to find out that the singer of that song, norma tanega, had a long relationship with dusty springfield (of son of a preacher man fame). norma wrote songs for her.

there’s a great movie to be written about them.
December 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe today using an image from your gallery
December 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I’m not a big fan of the sun setting at 5:30 while I’m sitting at my desk but damn
December 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
there 30 years of krazy kat to dive into
November 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
November 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
he’s got experience
November 20, 2025 at 4:35 AM
goddamnit pour one out for the genius of the B-DOUBLE-E-DOUBLE-R-U-N 🍺🍺🍺
November 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I support this trend of converting halloween decorations into thanksgiving and xmas decorations.

the monsters deserve tidings of comfort and joy too.
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
10/10 no notes 🦃☠️
November 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
November 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I am also cursed with chronically desiccated hands and I feel like I’ve tried all the lotions/balms/moisterizers out there but I hate how greasy they all are. this is by far the best of the bunch, imo.
November 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
they make stickers too, which my spouse got me for my last birthday 😆😎☠️
November 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
this banana tree pod is about to spawn a xenomorph
November 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
sweet
November 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
November 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
god is an #astros fan
November 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM