exact samesies

I mean, I was talking out of school about a book I specifically said I haven’t read so… you might be right?

(tbh I did consult wikipedia and other online sources before posting but, like I said, I haven’t read the book)

this old fart has no idea what he’s talking about

not on purpose but now I’m snorting at my own joke

every time he posts stuff like this I remember that I need to read gabriel garcia marquez’s the general in his labyrinth, a novel about the final days of an isolated and unpopular president as he impotently succumbs to disillusionment and death

“here’s the happy couple” made me snort

came here to ❤️ this

first thought, best thought: ceelo green’s forget you!

I literally think this all the time.

I don’t wish mahomes harm by any means but man I’m glad for a break from the kc chiefemony

dr pepper

(j/k I’m a pepper too)

you left out the crucial pecans, my friend. it is corn syrup and pecans and that made all the difference