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Matt Scheurich
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Shopify sites all blacked out as well
December 5, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Good. It’s about time parents had their apps limited and screen time controlled
December 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Gonna have PTSD every time kids want to play The Floor Is Lava
December 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Yeah. Here in Europe everyone has a white, grey/silver or black car. At least that’s how it feels to me. When you see a coloured car it really sticks out. Same with car shape. I even feel like Tesla (bar the Cybertruck) is the most anodyne/smooth pooed car design ever
December 1, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Most new car designs I’d say resemble smoothed poos. There’s no real jauntiness or frivolity to their outer designs now, which is understandable, but sad…
November 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Normalise magic gatherings in public
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Also, I figured out how to remove glass effect from grouped icons, but haven’t figured out how to remove bloopy animation effects. I absolutely hate the new switch design with the glass effect too
November 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I cannot find anyway to disable the liquid glass effect and silly bobble animations! Nooooooo
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I know I’m “old man yelling at cloud” but I really feel this is their worst design update ever
November 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Too many mostly transparent and blurry things with lots of colours surrounding other colourful things. Makes it hard to focus on what’s important. Why isn’t the area containing the icons more distinct from the background? There must be a setting to disable this busy glass effect
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Reposted by Matt Scheurich
sunshine: comes from heaven, bright, warm, gives life too all

oil: a disgusting and poisonous black ichor that has to be sucked from the bowels of the earth, literally made of death
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Ah, so that’s how they make Brawndo
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Reposted by Matt Scheurich
When asked why they make up lies for the right-wing instead of the left, the fake news creators said, "Look man. We tested everything. We write made-up stories for the right and the left. The left is not gullible enough."

Hateful people are self-selected for gullibility. 🤷🏿‍♂️

Easy marks.
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Y’all don’t know “la technique” ? Underwear is used to shield from zipper teeth. Also, no “threading” should be happening: make sure you unbutton the top button too
November 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Everything is JSON™
November 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM