Smally
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Guess who forgot to lock the toilet door and then the worst happened?
December 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Guess who forgot to lock the toilet door and then the worst happened?
Today's course is about Tunnel Boring Machines.
Will it be boring?
That's the joke
Will it be boring?
That's the joke
December 3, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Today's course is about Tunnel Boring Machines.
Will it be boring?
That's the joke
Will it be boring?
That's the joke
Today at work, a man was washing his beard in the kitchen sink
December 2, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Today at work, a man was washing his beard in the kitchen sink
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It is I, the Horned Viper
December 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
It is I, the Horned Viper
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If you wanted an example of why the UK needs to build HS2, look to the news that a rush-hour train will travel from Manchester to London but can’t carry passengers.
www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/emp...
www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/emp...
Empty trains to Euston highlight why scrapping HS2 to Manchester makes no sense
If you wanted an example of why the UK needs to build HS2, look to the news that a rush-hour train will travel from Manchester to London but can’t carry passengers.
www.ianvisits.co.uk
December 1, 2025 at 11:19 AM
If you wanted an example of why the UK needs to build HS2, look to the news that a rush-hour train will travel from Manchester to London but can’t carry passengers.
www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/emp...
www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/emp...
4-day training course on Tunnelling. Let's go
December 1, 2025 at 9:10 AM
4-day training course on Tunnelling. Let's go
In every household, there's only one person who crosses this threshold. In this household, that person is me.
November 30, 2025 at 10:25 AM
In every household, there's only one person who crosses this threshold. In this household, that person is me.
In the time honoured tradition, today was the day I pushed the Christmas tree home on the scooter 2025
November 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
In the time honoured tradition, today was the day I pushed the Christmas tree home on the scooter 2025
LegoMasters Australia really is elite
November 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
LegoMasters Australia really is elite
I have been dealing with arguments between colleagues ALL DAY and I am so tired
November 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I have been dealing with arguments between colleagues ALL DAY and I am so tired
We love a peaceful Friday commute
November 28, 2025 at 8:32 AM
We love a peaceful Friday commute
Wow, the Americans were not Thankful for their clothing yesterday, were they?
November 28, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Wow, the Americans were not Thankful for their clothing yesterday, were they?
That cup of tea on the morning train just hits that bit harder
November 28, 2025 at 8:20 AM
That cup of tea on the morning train just hits that bit harder
Shouldn't be hating green men who can SING
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Shouldn't be hating green men who can SING
I find it wild the blurriest selfie I've ever taken is the one doing numbers 😭
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I find it wild the blurriest selfie I've ever taken is the one doing numbers 😭
The irony is not lost on me that the best my body has ever loooked is in December 😭
November 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The irony is not lost on me that the best my body has ever loooked is in December 😭
I have the world's smallest mouth ulcer, but I'm behaving like someone's cut my tongue out
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I have the world's smallest mouth ulcer, but I'm behaving like someone's cut my tongue out
I maintain that I'm a good enough skier to represent Jamaica at the Winter Olympics. I should've been more serious about it
Jamaican bobsleigh team captures historic gold medal at Whistler competition
Victory comes just weeks after country was devastated by Hurricane Melissa
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www.cbc.ca/player/play/...
Victory comes just weeks after country was devastated by Hurricane Melissa
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www.cbc.ca/player/play/...
#TheMoment Jamaica's bobsled team made history in Whistler
Shane Pitter and Junior Harris, members of the four-man Jamaican bobsled team, tell The National about the moment they made history, winning their first international competition at the North American...
www.cbc.ca
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I maintain that I'm a good enough skier to represent Jamaica at the Winter Olympics. I should've been more serious about it
There is more competition between the men at the yoga class than anywhere else in the world
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
There is more competition between the men at the yoga class than anywhere else in the world
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hahahaha chat(gpt) some bigot shite, get banged for expenses
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
hahahaha chat(gpt) some bigot shite, get banged for expenses
Music always makes me feel better, really is magical stuff
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Music always makes me feel better, really is magical stuff