Dave
@isntdave.bsky.social
London.
People photographer.
Silly times.
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he/him || www.davebirdphoto.com
People photographer.
Silly times.
🌆🚲🧗🏕️📸🎥🌱🖥️🪜🔧💡🔌🏔️🛶🏳️🌈
he/him || www.davebirdphoto.com
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Enjoying this story from Iceland where they introduced a pay-per-km road tax in January. One coach driver has been billed for driving 1 million km in January. He would have had to drive 25 times round the world, going at 1300 kmph. www.ruv.is/frettir/innl...
Harðneitar að borga furðureikning fyrir að aka milljón kílómetra í janúar - RÚV.is
Nokkuð er um furðulegar rukkanir fyrir hinu nýja kílómetragjaldi. Rútubílstjóri á Egilsstöðum harðneitar að borga næstum tuttugu milljónir fyrir að aka tæpa milljón kílómetra í janúar. Útilokað er að ...
www.ruv.is
February 4, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Enjoying this story from Iceland where they introduced a pay-per-km road tax in January. One coach driver has been billed for driving 1 million km in January. He would have had to drive 25 times round the world, going at 1300 kmph. www.ruv.is/frettir/innl...
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'this is how you spell "hahaha we destroyed the hopes and dreams of a generation of faux-romantics"' has to be an alltimer
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 7:25 AM
'this is how you spell "hahaha we destroyed the hopes and dreams of a generation of faux-romantics"' has to be an alltimer
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hello yes i would like a shitty person to experience a consequence?
idk man fucking any of them surprise me
yes i'll hold
idk man fucking any of them surprise me
yes i'll hold
January 31, 2026 at 5:42 PM
hello yes i would like a shitty person to experience a consequence?
idk man fucking any of them surprise me
yes i'll hold
idk man fucking any of them surprise me
yes i'll hold
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mr mandelson we find you guilty of everything. your punishment is to have gordon brown hit you with staplers for eternity
February 3, 2026 at 6:10 PM
mr mandelson we find you guilty of everything. your punishment is to have gordon brown hit you with staplers for eternity
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It’s so funny that this guy’s entire thing is “Oh are you triggered by what I have to say about marginalized people” but he loses it when someone more well-liked than he will ever be talks about an actual injustice
Ricky Gervais calls out Grammy winners for making political acceptance speeches: "You're in no position to lecture the public about anything"
Ricky Gervais calls out Grammy winners for making political acceptance speeches: "You're in no position to lecture the public about anything"
Gervais cited his own 2020 Golden Globes monologue, in which he urged winners not to use their acceptance speeches "as a platform to make a political speech."
decider.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:20 AM
It’s so funny that this guy’s entire thing is “Oh are you triggered by what I have to say about marginalized people” but he loses it when someone more well-liked than he will ever be talks about an actual injustice
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i love affirmations because lmao no i’m not
February 3, 2026 at 11:47 AM
i love affirmations because lmao no i’m not
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“My administration will keep opening up public spaces like this because New Yorkers deserve to see their city…”
This is such a small thing but also such a big thing?!
This is such a small thing but also such a big thing?!
It’s your city, from the sidewalk to the skyline. The David Dinkins Municipal Building’s rooftop is open & free to everyone, starting this June.
February 2, 2026 at 9:15 PM
“My administration will keep opening up public spaces like this because New Yorkers deserve to see their city…”
This is such a small thing but also such a big thing?!
This is such a small thing but also such a big thing?!
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It’s frankly insulting that the worlds worst people weren’t meeting in a command center in a volcano wearing ceremonial robes but were all emailing on Hotmail accounts like “want 2 atrosity? With wemen?”
February 1, 2026 at 7:25 PM
It’s frankly insulting that the worlds worst people weren’t meeting in a command center in a volcano wearing ceremonial robes but were all emailing on Hotmail accounts like “want 2 atrosity? With wemen?”
watching the season finale of @jetlagthegame.bsky.social in the only fitting way: on a 13 hour train to Scotland
January 28, 2026 at 9:30 PM
watching the season finale of @jetlagthegame.bsky.social in the only fitting way: on a 13 hour train to Scotland
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okay I'm sorry but I fundamentally do not see how this is anything other than victim-blaming Brianna??
Brianna met her killers, one of whom was a friend, in broad daylight. How is that some kind of online-influenced risk-taking?? They could have been meeting up to go to the cinema
Brianna met her killers, one of whom was a friend, in broad daylight. How is that some kind of online-influenced risk-taking?? They could have been meeting up to go to the cinema
January 28, 2026 at 6:03 PM
okay I'm sorry but I fundamentally do not see how this is anything other than victim-blaming Brianna??
Brianna met her killers, one of whom was a friend, in broad daylight. How is that some kind of online-influenced risk-taking?? They could have been meeting up to go to the cinema
Brianna met her killers, one of whom was a friend, in broad daylight. How is that some kind of online-influenced risk-taking?? They could have been meeting up to go to the cinema
losing my mind
NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdami advises New Yorkers to stay home and read ‘Heated Rivalry’ during the winter storm
via hearts530
via hearts530
January 25, 2026 at 7:25 PM
losing my mind
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Scrap the online safety act and ban this instead.
January 25, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Scrap the online safety act and ban this instead.
The security guard in dalston co-op who exclaimed when he ID’d me a while back, and now calls me ‘moisturiser’, there is a place for you in heaven my man
January 24, 2026 at 12:32 PM
The security guard in dalston co-op who exclaimed when he ID’d me a while back, and now calls me ‘moisturiser’, there is a place for you in heaven my man
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This is one of the strangest and most screwed-up stories I’ve worked on. www.londoncentric.media/p/tiktok-lon...
Who's secretly filming fake TikToks inside Londoners' homes?
We tracked down the viral video account invading people's houses to spread false claims about immigrants.
www.londoncentric.media
January 24, 2026 at 6:55 AM
This is one of the strangest and most screwed-up stories I’ve worked on. www.londoncentric.media/p/tiktok-lon...
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what if the teenagers who steal phones on bikes aren’t doing it for money, they’re just trying to heal society. since an increase in phone theft we all get a 5 minute screen break while walking down a road and i think that’s beautiful
January 24, 2026 at 10:52 AM
what if the teenagers who steal phones on bikes aren’t doing it for money, they’re just trying to heal society. since an increase in phone theft we all get a 5 minute screen break while walking down a road and i think that’s beautiful
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the female astronaut that we'ee sending to the moon had to warn her husband that he won't just be able to call her to ask where something is in the house 💀💀💀💀
January 19, 2026 at 2:36 PM
the female astronaut that we'ee sending to the moon had to warn her husband that he won't just be able to call her to ask where something is in the house 💀💀💀💀
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there’s like ten photos from the last week in Minneapolis alone that each individually deserve the Pulitzer
Okay sorry one more shot:
January 23, 2026 at 11:16 PM
there’s like ten photos from the last week in Minneapolis alone that each individually deserve the Pulitzer
he’ll make the 47k back from influencer-ing, probably worth it #thetraitors
January 23, 2026 at 9:48 PM
he’ll make the 47k back from influencer-ing, probably worth it #thetraitors
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next bbc scandal is on screen timer fraud in the bigger traitors tasks
January 23, 2026 at 9:07 PM
next bbc scandal is on screen timer fraud in the bigger traitors tasks
abseiling face forward is really fun, that’s sick #thetraitors
January 23, 2026 at 9:07 PM
abseiling face forward is really fun, that’s sick #thetraitors