Dave
@isntdave.bsky.social
London.
People photographer.
Silly times.
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he/him || www.davebirdphoto.com
People photographer.
Silly times.
🌆🚲🧗🏕️📸🎥🌱🖥️🪜🔧💡🔌🏔️🛶🏳️🌈
he/him || www.davebirdphoto.com
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It’s frankly insulting that the worlds worst people weren’t meeting in a command center in a volcano wearing ceremonial robes but were all emailing on Hotmail accounts like “want 2 atrosity? With wemen?”
February 1, 2026 at 7:25 PM
It’s frankly insulting that the worlds worst people weren’t meeting in a command center in a volcano wearing ceremonial robes but were all emailing on Hotmail accounts like “want 2 atrosity? With wemen?”
watching the season finale of @jetlagthegame.bsky.social in the only fitting way: on a 13 hour train to Scotland
January 28, 2026 at 9:31 PM
watching the season finale of @jetlagthegame.bsky.social in the only fitting way: on a 13 hour train to Scotland
watching the season finale of @jetlagthegame.bsky.social in the only fitting way: on a 13 hour train to Scotland
January 28, 2026 at 9:30 PM
watching the season finale of @jetlagthegame.bsky.social in the only fitting way: on a 13 hour train to Scotland
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okay I'm sorry but I fundamentally do not see how this is anything other than victim-blaming Brianna??
Brianna met her killers, one of whom was a friend, in broad daylight. How is that some kind of online-influenced risk-taking?? They could have been meeting up to go to the cinema
Brianna met her killers, one of whom was a friend, in broad daylight. How is that some kind of online-influenced risk-taking?? They could have been meeting up to go to the cinema
January 28, 2026 at 6:03 PM
okay I'm sorry but I fundamentally do not see how this is anything other than victim-blaming Brianna??
Brianna met her killers, one of whom was a friend, in broad daylight. How is that some kind of online-influenced risk-taking?? They could have been meeting up to go to the cinema
Brianna met her killers, one of whom was a friend, in broad daylight. How is that some kind of online-influenced risk-taking?? They could have been meeting up to go to the cinema
losing my mind
NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdami advises New Yorkers to stay home and read ‘Heated Rivalry’ during the winter storm
via hearts530
via hearts530
January 25, 2026 at 7:25 PM
losing my mind
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Scrap the online safety act and ban this instead.
January 25, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Scrap the online safety act and ban this instead.
The security guard in dalston co-op who exclaimed when he ID’d me a while back, and now calls me ‘moisturiser’, there is a place for you in heaven my man
January 24, 2026 at 12:32 PM
The security guard in dalston co-op who exclaimed when he ID’d me a while back, and now calls me ‘moisturiser’, there is a place for you in heaven my man
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This is one of the strangest and most screwed-up stories I’ve worked on. www.londoncentric.media/p/tiktok-lon...
Who's secretly filming fake TikToks inside Londoners' homes?
We tracked down the viral video account invading people's houses to spread false claims about immigrants.
www.londoncentric.media
January 24, 2026 at 6:55 AM
This is one of the strangest and most screwed-up stories I’ve worked on. www.londoncentric.media/p/tiktok-lon...
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what if the teenagers who steal phones on bikes aren’t doing it for money, they’re just trying to heal society. since an increase in phone theft we all get a 5 minute screen break while walking down a road and i think that’s beautiful
January 24, 2026 at 10:52 AM
what if the teenagers who steal phones on bikes aren’t doing it for money, they’re just trying to heal society. since an increase in phone theft we all get a 5 minute screen break while walking down a road and i think that’s beautiful
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the female astronaut that we'ee sending to the moon had to warn her husband that he won't just be able to call her to ask where something is in the house 💀💀💀💀
January 19, 2026 at 2:36 PM
the female astronaut that we'ee sending to the moon had to warn her husband that he won't just be able to call her to ask where something is in the house 💀💀💀💀
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there’s like ten photos from the last week in Minneapolis alone that each individually deserve the Pulitzer
Okay sorry one more shot:
January 23, 2026 at 11:16 PM
there’s like ten photos from the last week in Minneapolis alone that each individually deserve the Pulitzer
he’ll make the 47k back from influencer-ing, probably worth it #thetraitors
January 23, 2026 at 9:48 PM
he’ll make the 47k back from influencer-ing, probably worth it #thetraitors
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next bbc scandal is on screen timer fraud in the bigger traitors tasks
January 23, 2026 at 9:07 PM
next bbc scandal is on screen timer fraud in the bigger traitors tasks
abseiling face forward is really fun, that’s sick #thetraitors
January 23, 2026 at 9:07 PM
abseiling face forward is really fun, that’s sick #thetraitors
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As clergy pray, arrests begin
January 23, 2026 at 5:00 PM
As clergy pray, arrests begin
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I’m not much for religion but if I were, if a line of clergy flew in to freezing weather to line up and oppose me while singing songs of faith, I might be thinking “are we the baddies?”
Singing
January 23, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I’m not much for religion but if I were, if a line of clergy flew in to freezing weather to line up and oppose me while singing songs of faith, I might be thinking “are we the baddies?”
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A few days ago, I stood in the graveyard of an 1100 year old church, getting damper and damper in the drizzling rain.
A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones.
The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...
A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones.
The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...
January 23, 2026 at 11:44 AM
A few days ago, I stood in the graveyard of an 1100 year old church, getting damper and damper in the drizzling rain.
A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones.
The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...
A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones.
The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...
real, a 35mm prime makes you WORK
Long lenses may look like pro sh!t to you but it's actually photography on easy mode - center your subject in some bokeh - job done. Beginners should slap a semi-wide prime lens on and not take it off till they have learned how to frame their subject like a proper photographer.
January 23, 2026 at 4:31 PM
real, a 35mm prime makes you WORK
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Apparently, it may have been 38 years ago tonight that police raided the Royal Vauxhall Tavern wearing rubber gloves, prompting Lily Savage to observe “Well, well – it looks like we’ve got help with the washing up”
January 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Apparently, it may have been 38 years ago tonight that police raided the Royal Vauxhall Tavern wearing rubber gloves, prompting Lily Savage to observe “Well, well – it looks like we’ve got help with the washing up”
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I will get around the VPN ban with a VPN
January 23, 2026 at 11:57 AM
I will get around the VPN ban with a VPN
it’s the 73rd grey friday of january and someone’s just sent me extensive legal paperwork that I’ve got to argue with specific bits of, for a tiny potential job, maybe I just gently close lid of laptop
January 23, 2026 at 11:41 AM
it’s the 73rd grey friday of january and someone’s just sent me extensive legal paperwork that I’ve got to argue with specific bits of, for a tiny potential job, maybe I just gently close lid of laptop