Matty Christmas
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Oklahoma's "Wayne Gretzky" of eating Cheddar Cheese Combos
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A list of stuff I'm into
😬 Vaporwave
👩 OJ Simpson factoids unrelated to football, acting, or murder
🪤 1986 Pontiac Fiero
🇦🇲 Oddibe McDowell
🫀Fine Young Cannibals deep cuts
👉 Shoney's
🏏 Bonk's Adventure
🛻 Retired Flintstones multivitamin shapes
🍇 Coy & Vance
💝 Iran Contra affair
🗿 Crying
🗜️ Carrots
😬 Vaporwave
👩 OJ Simpson factoids unrelated to football, acting, or murder
🪤 1986 Pontiac Fiero
🇦🇲 Oddibe McDowell
🫀Fine Young Cannibals deep cuts
👉 Shoney's
🏏 Bonk's Adventure
🛻 Retired Flintstones multivitamin shapes
🍇 Coy & Vance
💝 Iran Contra affair
🗿 Crying
🗜️ Carrots
LOL! Eat shit, Ryan.
Former OK schools chief Ryan Walters is melting down after the OK Supreme Court struck down the history curriculum he mandated, which included Bible study and materials arguing that the 2020 election was stolen.
December 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
LOL! Eat shit, Ryan.
Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is for Congress to 25th Amendment President Grandpa
All I want for Christmas is for Congress to 25th Amendment President Grandpa
December 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is for Congress to 25th Amendment President Grandpa
All I want for Christmas is for Congress to 25th Amendment President Grandpa
Live transcription of Trump's address:
"Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit.
Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit."
"Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit.
Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit."
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Live transcription of Trump's address:
"Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit.
Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit."
"Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit.
Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit."
Come on, cancer and/or heart disease... Hurry up and do your thing!
December 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Come on, cancer and/or heart disease... Hurry up and do your thing!
Rob Reiner's directing run from 1984-1992 was incredible.
1984 - This is Spinal Tap
1985 - The Sure Thing
1986 - Stand By Me
1987 - The Princess Bride
1989 - When Harry Met Sally
1990 - Misery
1992 - A Few Good Men
Those are some all-timers.
1984 - This is Spinal Tap
1985 - The Sure Thing
1986 - Stand By Me
1987 - The Princess Bride
1989 - When Harry Met Sally
1990 - Misery
1992 - A Few Good Men
Those are some all-timers.
December 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Rob Reiner's directing run from 1984-1992 was incredible.
1984 - This is Spinal Tap
1985 - The Sure Thing
1986 - Stand By Me
1987 - The Princess Bride
1989 - When Harry Met Sally
1990 - Misery
1992 - A Few Good Men
Those are some all-timers.
1984 - This is Spinal Tap
1985 - The Sure Thing
1986 - Stand By Me
1987 - The Princess Bride
1989 - When Harry Met Sally
1990 - Misery
1992 - A Few Good Men
Those are some all-timers.
Film you’ve seen more than six times. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Film you’ve seen more than six times. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
Holy shit this is really happening in the year of our lord 2025 AD
December 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Holy shit this is really happening in the year of our lord 2025 AD
I don't know anything about champagne. What's a good one to get to open the day that this motherfucker finally dies?
Trump had some hefty bandages yesterday on the back of right hand -- the same one that is often discolored
(Chip Somodevilla/Getty)
(Chip Somodevilla/Getty)
December 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I don't know anything about champagne. What's a good one to get to open the day that this motherfucker finally dies?
Here's my Spotify Wrapped for 2025.
And that's a wrap on Spotify for me. I just made the switch from Spotify to Apple Music. It's still pretty early, but at least for now, I don't anticipate that I'll be going back.
And that's a wrap on Spotify for me. I just made the switch from Spotify to Apple Music. It's still pretty early, but at least for now, I don't anticipate that I'll be going back.
December 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Here's my Spotify Wrapped for 2025.
And that's a wrap on Spotify for me. I just made the switch from Spotify to Apple Music. It's still pretty early, but at least for now, I don't anticipate that I'll be going back.
And that's a wrap on Spotify for me. I just made the switch from Spotify to Apple Music. It's still pretty early, but at least for now, I don't anticipate that I'll be going back.
It's the Christmas Chimp! He's back!
December 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
It's the Christmas Chimp! He's back!
The Tryptophantom Menace
November 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The Tryptophantom Menace
Happy Thanksgiving, Xbox
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, Xbox
I saw this guy last night. Jeff Tweedy. He's pretty good at music!
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I saw this guy last night. Jeff Tweedy. He's pretty good at music!
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Months ago, I heard that Regal Robot was releasing a prop replica of Toht's hanger from Raiders of the Lost Ark. I was pumped.
Later, the founder of the company contacted me about maybe doing an article, and I had just the idea.
Now, here's my piece on the creation of this insane prop replica.
Later, the founder of the company contacted me about maybe doing an article, and I had just the idea.
Now, here's my piece on the creation of this insane prop replica.
The Story Behind the Funniest 'Indiana Jones' Prop Replica You've Ever Seen
Idols? Whips? Fedora? No way. Regal Robot has made an iconic 'Indiana Jones' clothes hanger.
gizmodo.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Months ago, I heard that Regal Robot was releasing a prop replica of Toht's hanger from Raiders of the Lost Ark. I was pumped.
Later, the founder of the company contacted me about maybe doing an article, and I had just the idea.
Now, here's my piece on the creation of this insane prop replica.
Later, the founder of the company contacted me about maybe doing an article, and I had just the idea.
Now, here's my piece on the creation of this insane prop replica.
Reposted by Matty Christmas
My family volunteers at our local foodbank & it’s fucking FUN. A huge “secret” about volunteering is that it’s extremely fun & you meet AMAZING ppl. My wife & I met volunteering 21 yrs ago & what started as horny courtship is now a marriage entering its 3rd decade. So BE SELFISH & volunteer!❤️
Feeding America has a page where you can input your zip code and it'll show you all of the food banks near you overlaid on a map. If you need it, it's there. If you don't need it, think about donating money if you have it and your time if you don't.
www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...
www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...
Find Your Local Food Bank | Feeding America
Find the Feeding America member food bank nearest you. Over 200 member food banks can connect you with free food, food pantries, soup kitchens, and mobile pantries in your community.
www.feedingamerica.org
October 27, 2025 at 12:30 PM
My family volunteers at our local foodbank & it’s fucking FUN. A huge “secret” about volunteering is that it’s extremely fun & you meet AMAZING ppl. My wife & I met volunteering 21 yrs ago & what started as horny courtship is now a marriage entering its 3rd decade. So BE SELFISH & volunteer!❤️
Reposted by Matty Christmas
LEGO Ideas - The Goonies releasing on LEGO Store on Nov 1st early access ($329.99) buff.ly/3PgBj0q
October 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
LEGO Ideas - The Goonies releasing on LEGO Store on Nov 1st early access ($329.99) buff.ly/3PgBj0q
Chet Holmgren on pace to score 168 points tonight
October 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Chet Holmgren on pace to score 168 points tonight
The championship defense begins tonight!
Thunder up, bitches!
Thunder up, bitches!
October 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The championship defense begins tonight!
Thunder up, bitches!
Thunder up, bitches!