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Matt (Taylor’s Version)
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Barely more than an hour later. Not sure God Himself could have cursed them any faster
Drew Magary post, 5:31pm: Packers are winning the Super Bowl and I’m at peace with it Mina Kimes post, 6:48 pm: Not sure things could get more nightmarish for Green Bay than losing Watson and Parsons in a single game
December 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Colts plan is to cancel the rest of the NFL regular season out of respect for the death of Philip Rivers so they can sneak into the playoffs in sympathy, smart
AFC Sputh standings showing Indy currently in 3rd but on a losing streak
December 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Gawrsh
Goofy Saturn/Cronus
December 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Tommy McDonald, Eagles legend, as a…Cowboy?????
December 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Absolutely no one can figure out the new kickoff rules, not even Madden
December 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Gf and I stressing about what to get the cat for Christmas as if she knows what Christmas is or has any concept of being disappointed in a gift or her single most favorite present ever wasn’t a $6 basket we bought for a different purpose that she unilaterally decided was for her
December 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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well Trump himself, for one
Story from deadspin, the video’s been removed but you can search for it elsewhere: Back in 2007, WWE ran a storyline that culminated with CEO Vince McMahon being blown up in a limo. You don’t need me to tell you that McMahon is still alive and was not actually blown to pieces, because you aren’t a moron who thinks wrestling is real. Apparently, the same cannot be said for our future president. Last night, a 2008 clip from the Opie and Anthony Show began recirculating. In the clip, WWE wrestler/McMahon son-in-law Triple H briefly mentions the limo-explosion storyline, and then reveals that Donald Trump—a longtime pro wrestling performer, mind you—called McMahon’s office to find out if he had really died after the explosion aired:
December 5, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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the Italian Market if Marrie Wilson hadn’t been censored by the anti-Italian mainstream media
bustling futuristic utopian metropolis
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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also this happened there
“Sugar Coated Sour,” live at Virgin Megastore 1/20/2005
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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all white guys look the same
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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he was, and then his season ended this way
rushing stats from Eagles-Rams playoff game
November 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Me wondering what people are talking about vs me learning what people are talking about
Cat peeking around the corner to ask what’s going on Same cat covering her face with her paws to try to shut out the awful things it just saw
November 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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My cat set a new record for most tongue left hanging out
Beautiful cat with her tongue hanging out of her closed mouth, she’s so silly She was like this for a full minute. Total goofball Same beautiful cat with her tongue hanging out. It’s sticking out like she’s doing it on purpose. Picture blurry because I was trying not to laugh and disturb her but like I was sobbing laughing
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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lol I’ll never stop being a CJGJ stan www.reddit.com/r/nfl/commen...
[Highlight] After being released by the Texans and the Ravens this season, CJ Gardner-Johnson has three sacks and a forced fumble in two games with the Bears
November 14, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Wow he’s really on one about this
I feel like the alt text is the proper avenue for revealing that Donald Trump did not actually write this
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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From that one movie
They never existed
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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What the fuck does any of this mean. “Swancore”?????????
Spotify playlist: “Here's some math rock, fresh, 2020s, swancore, alternative, driving - inspired by your listening on Tuesdays in the evening”
November 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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When they turn the Eagles into Monsters Inc they really gotta lean into it and hide AJ Brown behind an M the whole time
Mike Wazowski running gag of being present but always hidden
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Sirianni when Howie controls the final 53 and hires a new coordinator for him:
Homer prostrating himself before Marge
November 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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dril tweet: the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
November 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Okay zen take a nap but zen CHANGE ZEE PASSWORD
But I am le tired
November 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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sort of like this except it ends with “surprise I’m a billionaire I’m hiring you to be my chauffeur please don’t beat me up”
@EJGomez tweet: undercover boss: im gonna learn what it means to work the day to day jobs and stay undercover for the next few weeks [first hour worker: hey man someone shit all over the bathroom u got it undercover boss: wow u figured it out its me, The Undercover Boss
November 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Weird how every “I’m genuinely curious, please send me links to answer my question” person is also a “turned off replies” person, wonder why that keeps happening
User saying something stupid, being corrected, then responding with “Have you been able to find good reporting about his nazism? Please direct me thanks” but turning replies off so no one can direct them
October 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Dianna Russini post: “A.J. Brown is agitated. The Eagles know it. The league knows it. But for now, Philadelphia wants him on its roster. But if Brown continues to seem miserable leading up to the trade deadline, does something have to change?” Dianna Russini post: “Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie is proud of his culture. He, Howie Roseman and Nick Sirianni have crafted a talented roster filled with different personalities — by design. Philly likes it this way.” “I'm playing both sides so that I always come out on top.”
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Preceptor Seluvis from Elden Ring
October 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM