Matt (Taylor’s Version)
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Teens are throwing “autism parties” where they fill a big bowl with unlabeled vaccines and take them at random
Looking for cool t-shirt designs for a Washington Commanders friend and there aren’t any. It simply doesn’t, and cannot, exist. If you’re a Commanders fan your only artistic impulse is “huhhhh they should still be the Redskins” and that’s it. They could never measure up to Philly creativity
December 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Looking for cool t-shirt designs for a Washington Commanders friend and there aren’t any. It simply doesn’t, and cannot, exist. If you’re a Commanders fan your only artistic impulse is “huhhhh they should still be the Redskins” and that’s it. They could never measure up to Philly creativity
Starbucks employees wearing pins like they’re therapy dogs. “Do NOT wish me a Merry Christmas I am WORKING”
December 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Starbucks employees wearing pins like they’re therapy dogs. “Do NOT wish me a Merry Christmas I am WORKING”
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New episode of The Paper: tensions are high as a promising new editor’s name is found in Epstein’s emails, but every time Brendan Gleeson’s kid asks him about it he roars and destroys half the city. Guest starring Godzilla
November 30, 2025 at 1:28 PM
New episode of The Paper: tensions are high as a promising new editor’s name is found in Epstein’s emails, but every time Brendan Gleeson’s kid asks him about it he roars and destroys half the city. Guest starring Godzilla
This is kinda common
They asked Josh Allen "are you okay you were puking on the sidelines" and he's like: "oh yeah I throw up one or multiple times every single time I play football"
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December 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
This is kinda common
Barely more than an hour later. Not sure God Himself could have cursed them any faster
December 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Barely more than an hour later. Not sure God Himself could have cursed them any faster
Happy “oh yeah that’s tonight” to all my fellow Jews
December 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Happy “oh yeah that’s tonight” to all my fellow Jews
Congratulations to the Philadelphia Eagles for making next week’s loss to the Commanders that much more heartbreaking
December 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Congratulations to the Philadelphia Eagles for making next week’s loss to the Commanders that much more heartbreaking
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rivers GOAT im sorry for doubting
December 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
rivers GOAT im sorry for doubting
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me at 12:58pm Sunday
December 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
me at 12:58pm Sunday
AJ Dillon brought the Positivity Rabbit. Explains why it was large and people made a big deal about it but it didn’t have any effect on the team
December 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
AJ Dillon brought the Positivity Rabbit. Explains why it was large and people made a big deal about it but it didn’t have any effect on the team
The guy who picked himself to be the new Jeopardy! host
I’m trying to remember the last time someone so drastically overestimated their own public appeal
Michael Bloomberg?
Michael Bloomberg?
I’m sorry but why is the head of cbs news on tv herself
December 14, 2025 at 11:42 AM
The guy who picked himself to be the new Jeopardy! host
I like driving and am pretty good at it. The people arguing with OP that being able to speed up is occasionally safer are correct. However this is only because current driving conditions make it that way; a limit on everyone’s speed would fix the issue not exacerbate it
tbf I haven’t driven in years but I do not remember exceeding the speed limit every time I had to change lanes?
December 14, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I like driving and am pretty good at it. The people arguing with OP that being able to speed up is occasionally safer are correct. However this is only because current driving conditions make it that way; a limit on everyone’s speed would fix the issue not exacerbate it
Colts plan is to cancel the rest of the NFL regular season out of respect for the death of Philip Rivers so they can sneak into the playoffs in sympathy, smart
December 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Colts plan is to cancel the rest of the NFL regular season out of respect for the death of Philip Rivers so they can sneak into the playoffs in sympathy, smart
Ah, finally, a day off. Time to chill out and do nothing, what a [GIRLFRIEND BURSTS THROUGH THE WALL LIKE THE KOOL-AID MAN]
December 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Ah, finally, a day off. Time to chill out and do nothing, what a [GIRLFRIEND BURSTS THROUGH THE WALL LIKE THE KOOL-AID MAN]
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Centrist libs: we must respect the will of the working folks and be sensitive to the trauma of their fallen hero
Actual normal people: hey man you hear this story about that asshole no one likes?
Actual normal people: hey man you hear this story about that asshole no one likes?
September 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Centrist libs: we must respect the will of the working folks and be sensitive to the trauma of their fallen hero
Actual normal people: hey man you hear this story about that asshole no one likes?
Actual normal people: hey man you hear this story about that asshole no one likes?
It’s absolutely fascinating how conservatives have deluded themselves into believing that this is a desired aesthetic rather than try to be better people so their makeup artists don’t hate them
December 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
It’s absolutely fascinating how conservatives have deluded themselves into believing that this is a desired aesthetic rather than try to be better people so their makeup artists don’t hate them
If my kid told me they were having visions of sugarplums dancing I would take them to the hospital
December 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
If my kid told me they were having visions of sugarplums dancing I would take them to the hospital
What this town needs is another smoke and vape shop
December 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
What this town needs is another smoke and vape shop
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December 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Absolutely no one can figure out the new kickoff rules, not even Madden
December 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Absolutely no one can figure out the new kickoff rules, not even Madden
Whenever a story like this breaks everyone just goes ahead and assumes it was a sexual relationship. You don’t know. Maybe he was her bookie
December 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Whenever a story like this breaks everyone just goes ahead and assumes it was a sexual relationship. You don’t know. Maybe he was her bookie
My girlfriend told me I’m not allowed to joke that things are “because of woke” any more. She used to laugh and say it was funny but she hates it now; she’s changed. Because of woke
December 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
My girlfriend told me I’m not allowed to joke that things are “because of woke” any more. She used to laugh and say it was funny but she hates it now; she’s changed. Because of woke
Learn how to whistle in 3 easy steps!
1. Purse your lips together
2. Keep them puckered
3. Press them up against my ass
I dont care if you don’t know how to whistle bitch !
1. Purse your lips together
2. Keep them puckered
3. Press them up against my ass
I dont care if you don’t know how to whistle bitch !
December 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Learn how to whistle in 3 easy steps!
1. Purse your lips together
2. Keep them puckered
3. Press them up against my ass
I dont care if you don’t know how to whistle bitch !
1. Purse your lips together
2. Keep them puckered
3. Press them up against my ass
I dont care if you don’t know how to whistle bitch !
Skyrim hit the technological sweet spot of NPCs who *can* understand the impact of your player on their universe but who often choose not to, leading to dialogue like “please help us you’re the only one who can defeat the dragon, and also we’re out of dog food can you pick up some while you’re out”
December 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Skyrim hit the technological sweet spot of NPCs who *can* understand the impact of your player on their universe but who often choose not to, leading to dialogue like “please help us you’re the only one who can defeat the dragon, and also we’re out of dog food can you pick up some while you’re out”