loctastic
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i am tall and often have a beard
no Last time I posted a bathroom scene i got put on a a LIST
post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
no Last time I posted a bathroom scene i got put on a a LIST
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wrote about the kind of cinema that can only be appreciated in a friend's basement. that's right, I wrote about MALLRATS!
www.theringer.com/2025/11/24/m...
www.theringer.com/2025/11/24/m...
“The Little Movie That Couldn’t”: ‘Mallrats’ Turns 30
In the fall of 1995, Kevin Smith’s second film was a box office humiliation. Now, it’s become an embarrassment of riches. We chat with Smith about the movie and how it forever altered his career.
www.theringer.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
wrote about the kind of cinema that can only be appreciated in a friend's basement. that's right, I wrote about MALLRATS!
www.theringer.com/2025/11/24/m...
www.theringer.com/2025/11/24/m...
Eagles play Friday?????
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Eagles play Friday?????
both are trash
They're both round, orange and probably bad for your health, but which is the better Thanksgiving dessert: pumpkin or sweet potato pie?
Sweet potato or pumpkin? The Thanksgiving pie debate
They’re both round, orange and probably bad for your health, but which is the better Thanksgiving dessert: pumpkin or sweet potato pie?
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November 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
both are trash
doug pederson —// where you AT
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
doug pederson —// where you AT
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Anyone want a free 12-16 pound turkey? I won a raffle and the prize was a turkey, but won't need it and don't know where I can reasonably go to donate one on short notice. If you need one and can pick up from the Bronx before Tuesday at 5pm, no questions asked, reach out.
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Anyone want a free 12-16 pound turkey? I won a raffle and the prize was a turkey, but won't need it and don't know where I can reasonably go to donate one on short notice. If you need one and can pick up from the Bronx before Tuesday at 5pm, no questions asked, reach out.
i don’t hate a bad November loss
November 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
i don’t hate a bad November loss
Sydney brown gotta stop with the crop top
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Sydney brown gotta stop with the crop top
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whoever gipson is - get fucked, gipson
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
whoever gipson is - get fucked, gipson
<sadly> go birds
Well-deserved miss. The Eagles are coached by losers (on offense) and they deserve this misery.
November 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
<sadly> go birds
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Me when she takes her top off and I see them for the first time
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Me when she takes her top off and I see them for the first time
gonna need that Jake Elliot pic
November 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
gonna need that Jake Elliot pic
cowboys look like shit!
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
cowboys look like shit!
more like cee dee SCAM
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
more like cee dee SCAM
anybodeeee need anything from the giant
November 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
anybodeeee need anything from the giant
In DC and apparently the national guard is also staying in our hotel
glad they’re all having a lovely vacation
glad they’re all having a lovely vacation
November 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
In DC and apparently the national guard is also staying in our hotel
glad they’re all having a lovely vacation
glad they’re all having a lovely vacation
the chances of john bolaris being in the epstein files is not zero
November 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
the chances of john bolaris being in the epstein files is not zero
Writing the Smithsonian an angry letter for no Jalen hurts display at the African American history museum
November 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Writing the Smithsonian an angry letter for no Jalen hurts display at the African American history museum
we love ZOHRAN don’t we folks
he’s a great guy, good guy, never met him before, wonderful guy
only island he loves is STATEN island
he’s a great guy, good guy, never met him before, wonderful guy
only island he loves is STATEN island
November 22, 2025 at 1:40 PM
we love ZOHRAN don’t we folks
he’s a great guy, good guy, never met him before, wonderful guy
only island he loves is STATEN island
he’s a great guy, good guy, never met him before, wonderful guy
only island he loves is STATEN island
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BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
dads love picking up their sons and their dates from homecoming
November 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
dads love picking up their sons and their dates from homecoming