loctastic
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got an early flight Monday. how fucked am I @6abc.bsky.social
January 22, 2026 at 2:01 PM
got an early flight Monday. how fucked am I @6abc.bsky.social
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You should be angry about this and you should not be in solidarity with the players here.
Structuring the contract to avoid state income taxes is a thing they do to steal from you.
Structuring the contract to avoid state income taxes is a thing they do to steal from you.
The Dodgers are paying a grand total of $3 million in actual salaries this season to Shohei Ohtani and Kyle Tucker.
Ohtani is being paid $2 million with $68 million deferred.
Tucker is being paid a $1 million salary with a $64 million signing bonus due before spring training.
Ohtani is being paid $2 million with $68 million deferred.
Tucker is being paid a $1 million salary with a $64 million signing bonus due before spring training.
January 22, 2026 at 1:37 AM
You should be angry about this and you should not be in solidarity with the players here.
Structuring the contract to avoid state income taxes is a thing they do to steal from you.
Structuring the contract to avoid state income taxes is a thing they do to steal from you.
gas station tried to put a hold for $150 on my debit card. no thank YOU, sir
January 22, 2026 at 12:25 AM
gas station tried to put a hold for $150 on my debit card. no thank YOU, sir
hellooooo democrats hellooooo do something hellooooooo
mlk day is over, you can stop pretending to care, your usual performative bullshit window is over
actually do something
helloooooo
mlk day is over, you can stop pretending to care, your usual performative bullshit window is over
actually do something
helloooooo
BREAKING: Immigration officers are asserting sweeping power to enter homes without a judge’s warrant, a memo obtained by AP says.
Immigration officers assert sweeping power to enter homes without a judge's warrant, memo says
An Immigration and Customs Enforcement memo obtained by The Associated Press reveals that the agency allows immigration officers to forcibly enter homes to make arrests without a judicial warrant.
bit.ly
January 21, 2026 at 11:25 PM
hellooooo democrats hellooooo do something hellooooooo
mlk day is over, you can stop pretending to care, your usual performative bullshit window is over
actually do something
helloooooo
mlk day is over, you can stop pretending to care, your usual performative bullshit window is over
actually do something
helloooooo
i can not take anyone who looks like a muppet like this seriously
“There will be more than enough jobs for the citizens of your nation, esp. those with vocational training,” said Karp. “I do think these trends really do make it hard to imagine why we should have large-scale immigration unless you have a very specialized skill.”
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Palantir CEO Says AI to Make Large-Scale Immigration Obsolete
Artificial intelligence will displace so many jobs that it will eliminate the need for mass immigration, according to Palantir Technologies Inc. Chief Executive Officer Alex Karp.
www.bloomberg.com
January 21, 2026 at 8:12 PM
i can not take anyone who looks like a muppet like this seriously
the WHAT chair
This is the energy we need to see matched by Democrats in the U.S. Senate. No more compromise, no more appeal to bipartisanship, no more "respect" for "friends" across the aisle.
January 21, 2026 at 4:15 AM
the WHAT chair
you bitches wanted Greenland, well here it is
i beg your finest fucking pardon?!
January 21, 2026 at 1:55 AM
you bitches wanted Greenland, well here it is
the hall of whoever
Cooperstown calls: Carlos Beltrán, Andruw Jones and Jeff Kent lead class of 2026.
Former White Sox ace Mark Buehrle gains traction as Hall of Fame debate evolves.
@soxmom72.bsky.social highlights the new inductees.
Former White Sox ace Mark Buehrle gains traction as Hall of Fame debate evolves.
@soxmom72.bsky.social highlights the new inductees.
Cooperstown calls: Carlos Beltrán, Andruw Jones and Jeff Kent Lead Class of 2026
Former White Sox ace Mark Buehrle gains traction as Hall of Fame debate evolves
www.southsidesox.com
January 21, 2026 at 12:50 AM
the hall of whoever
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Girl, are you the overnight low in the local area? Because you’re a 10.
January 20, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Girl, are you the overnight low in the local area? Because you’re a 10.
if i see another post like this, i might invade greenland myself
January 20, 2026 at 9:46 PM
if i see another post like this, i might invade greenland myself
the real news is the applause
Mamdani: "I am in support of abolishing ICE. What we see is an entity that has no interest in fulfilling its stated reason to exist. We're seeing a government agency that is supposed to be enforcing some kind of immigration law, but instead what it's doing is terrorizing people."
January 20, 2026 at 5:39 PM
the real news is the applause
there’s something to teaching your kids how to bet responsibly
it’s like drinking. maybe teach them early so they don’t totally fuck up their life with no guidance
it’s like drinking. maybe teach them early so they don’t totally fuck up their life with no guidance
If your 11-year-old wants to bet you should sit them down and make them watch Uncut Gems with you
January 20, 2026 at 12:26 AM
there’s something to teaching your kids how to bet responsibly
it’s like drinking. maybe teach them early so they don’t totally fuck up their life with no guidance
it’s like drinking. maybe teach them early so they don’t totally fuck up their life with no guidance
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somebody make me laugh cmon you chucklefucks
January 19, 2026 at 11:34 PM
somebody make me laugh cmon you chucklefucks
looks like a guy who will be fired in 2 seasons
January 19, 2026 at 11:25 PM
looks like a guy who will be fired in 2 seasons
can we not go to war with europe. this is affecting my productivity, the shareholders will not be pleased
January 19, 2026 at 6:06 PM
can we not go to war with europe. this is affecting my productivity, the shareholders will not be pleased
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New episode tonight on Paramount+
January 19, 2026 at 1:56 AM
New episode tonight on Paramount+
running with wet socks is the worrrrrrrrrst
January 18, 2026 at 10:17 PM
running with wet socks is the worrrrrrrrrst
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scans the field well. Lack of experience but takes coaching well. Fierce when backed into a corner
my suggestion? pull stroud and replace him with dr mel king from the acclaimed HBO series, The Pitt
January 18, 2026 at 9:57 PM
scans the field well. Lack of experience but takes coaching well. Fierce when backed into a corner
my suggestion? pull stroud and replace him with dr mel king from the acclaimed HBO series, The Pitt
January 18, 2026 at 9:55 PM
my suggestion? pull stroud and replace him with dr mel king from the acclaimed HBO series, The Pitt
stroud might want to get himself a sandwich and a beer at the half. just get his mind right
January 18, 2026 at 9:47 PM
stroud might want to get himself a sandwich and a beer at the half. just get his mind right
how may turnovers does stroud have this playoffs?
January 18, 2026 at 9:34 PM
how may turnovers does stroud have this playoffs?
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AIKMAN: yeah you know there's a lot you can do, Joe, when you have 27 red onions and a pair of corduroys
BUCK: Thanks to Grammy Award winner Pitbull for joining us in the booth this evening
BUCK: Thanks to Grammy Award winner Pitbull for joining us in the booth this evening
September 24, 2024 at 12:30 AM
AIKMAN: yeah you know there's a lot you can do, Joe, when you have 27 red onions and a pair of corduroys
BUCK: Thanks to Grammy Award winner Pitbull for joining us in the booth this evening
BUCK: Thanks to Grammy Award winner Pitbull for joining us in the booth this evening
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that's now 4 big plays on slant-flat/bubble combinations for Drake Maye and the Patriots.
TD to Douglas, TD to Diggs, and two first downs to Boutte on that last drive.
TD to Douglas, TD to Diggs, and two first downs to Boutte on that last drive.
January 18, 2026 at 9:27 PM