Matt (Taylor’s Version)
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Teens are throwing “autism parties” where they fill a big bowl with unlabeled vaccines and take them at random
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me at 12:58pm Sunday
December 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
me at 12:58pm Sunday
AJ Dillon brought the Positivity Rabbit. Explains why it was large and people made a big deal about it but it didn’t have any effect on the team
December 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
AJ Dillon brought the Positivity Rabbit. Explains why it was large and people made a big deal about it but it didn’t have any effect on the team
The guy who picked himself to be the new Jeopardy! host
I’m trying to remember the last time someone so drastically overestimated their own public appeal
Michael Bloomberg?
Michael Bloomberg?
I’m sorry but why is the head of cbs news on tv herself
December 14, 2025 at 11:42 AM
The guy who picked himself to be the new Jeopardy! host
I like driving and am pretty good at it. The people arguing with OP that being able to speed up is occasionally safer are correct. However this is only because current driving conditions make it that way; a limit on everyone’s speed would fix the issue not exacerbate it
tbf I haven’t driven in years but I do not remember exceeding the speed limit every time I had to change lanes?
December 14, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I like driving and am pretty good at it. The people arguing with OP that being able to speed up is occasionally safer are correct. However this is only because current driving conditions make it that way; a limit on everyone’s speed would fix the issue not exacerbate it
Colts plan is to cancel the rest of the NFL regular season out of respect for the death of Philip Rivers so they can sneak into the playoffs in sympathy, smart
December 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Colts plan is to cancel the rest of the NFL regular season out of respect for the death of Philip Rivers so they can sneak into the playoffs in sympathy, smart
Ah, finally, a day off. Time to chill out and do nothing, what a [GIRLFRIEND BURSTS THROUGH THE WALL LIKE THE KOOL-AID MAN]
December 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Ah, finally, a day off. Time to chill out and do nothing, what a [GIRLFRIEND BURSTS THROUGH THE WALL LIKE THE KOOL-AID MAN]
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Centrist libs: we must respect the will of the working folks and be sensitive to the trauma of their fallen hero
Actual normal people: hey man you hear this story about that asshole no one likes?
Actual normal people: hey man you hear this story about that asshole no one likes?
September 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Centrist libs: we must respect the will of the working folks and be sensitive to the trauma of their fallen hero
Actual normal people: hey man you hear this story about that asshole no one likes?
Actual normal people: hey man you hear this story about that asshole no one likes?
It’s absolutely fascinating how conservatives have deluded themselves into believing that this is a desired aesthetic rather than try to be better people so their makeup artists don’t hate them
December 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
It’s absolutely fascinating how conservatives have deluded themselves into believing that this is a desired aesthetic rather than try to be better people so their makeup artists don’t hate them
If my kid told me they were having visions of sugarplums dancing I would take them to the hospital
December 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
If my kid told me they were having visions of sugarplums dancing I would take them to the hospital
What this town needs is another smoke and vape shop
December 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
What this town needs is another smoke and vape shop
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December 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Absolutely no one can figure out the new kickoff rules, not even Madden
December 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Absolutely no one can figure out the new kickoff rules, not even Madden
Whenever a story like this breaks everyone just goes ahead and assumes it was a sexual relationship. You don’t know. Maybe he was her bookie
December 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Whenever a story like this breaks everyone just goes ahead and assumes it was a sexual relationship. You don’t know. Maybe he was her bookie
My girlfriend told me I’m not allowed to joke that things are “because of woke” any more. She used to laugh and say it was funny but she hates it now; she’s changed. Because of woke
December 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
My girlfriend told me I’m not allowed to joke that things are “because of woke” any more. She used to laugh and say it was funny but she hates it now; she’s changed. Because of woke
Learn how to whistle in 3 easy steps!
1. Purse your lips together
2. Keep them puckered
3. Press them up against my ass
I dont care if you don’t know how to whistle bitch !
1. Purse your lips together
2. Keep them puckered
3. Press them up against my ass
I dont care if you don’t know how to whistle bitch !
December 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Learn how to whistle in 3 easy steps!
1. Purse your lips together
2. Keep them puckered
3. Press them up against my ass
I dont care if you don’t know how to whistle bitch !
1. Purse your lips together
2. Keep them puckered
3. Press them up against my ass
I dont care if you don’t know how to whistle bitch !
Skyrim hit the technological sweet spot of NPCs who *can* understand the impact of your player on their universe but who often choose not to, leading to dialogue like “please help us you’re the only one who can defeat the dragon, and also we’re out of dog food can you pick up some while you’re out”
December 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Skyrim hit the technological sweet spot of NPCs who *can* understand the impact of your player on their universe but who often choose not to, leading to dialogue like “please help us you’re the only one who can defeat the dragon, and also we’re out of dog food can you pick up some while you’re out”
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for the record Philip Rivers Comes Back totally achieved this purpose
things are way too tense on the sports timeline lately, which is why we need the healing power of The Browns Fire Their Coach And Make A Bonkers Hire In His Place
December 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
for the record Philip Rivers Comes Back totally achieved this purpose
Only good thing about the NFL’s changing overtime rules is the uncertainty over how it works gives fans constant hope. There was a solid 4 seconds after the last INT where I thought “ok if the defense can get another stop there’s still time for one more drive” before the score changed to “FINAL/OT”
December 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Only good thing about the NFL’s changing overtime rules is the uncertainty over how it works gives fans constant hope. There was a solid 4 seconds after the last INT where I thought “ok if the defense can get another stop there’s still time for one more drive” before the score changed to “FINAL/OT”
Somehow I don’t believe that bringing in a 44-year-old grandpa who hasn’t played in 5 years will fix the Colts issue of all their QBs getting injured
The Colts are planning to bring potential Hall of Fame QB Philip Rivers into their facility Tuesday to work out to see if he may join their practice squad, per me & Mike Garafolo.
This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
December 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Somehow I don’t believe that bringing in a 44-year-old grandpa who hasn’t played in 5 years will fix the Colts issue of all their QBs getting injured
Bro that Jake Elliott career long was almost a decade ago he does not have that in him anymore
December 9, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Bro that Jake Elliott career long was almost a decade ago he does not have that in him anymore
This is the kind of high pressure situation where the Eagles offense typically wilts
December 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
This is the kind of high pressure situation where the Eagles offense typically wilts
We need to get Jahan Dotson going
December 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
We need to get Jahan Dotson going
I’m going to a concert and I can’t watch the game. No one post about it until I get back
December 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I’m going to a concert and I can’t watch the game. No one post about it until I get back