"no more blueberries, all gone"
"more blueberries there?"

("Can you check in the back for me?")

“could a dead man be blasting les miz???” is objectively funny, props to the WH for that one

(example of why no IRB would ever let us do a placebo controlled trial of a treatment when there is a standard of care.)

I think people with a tiny bit of knowledge about (but no practice in) clinical research have heard that double blind placebo controlled RCT is the "gold standard" and assume that's always the case. I love the parachute problem (there has never been a placebo trial on parachutes) as an example.

I gasped. Evil ages you pretty poorly I guess.

how is that not the default 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

anyway, gonna do that to the cop car page of my kids book about different types of cars.

being more like cuba (now we will all get to drive old ass cars forever)

getting tricked, tortured, or being stupid are all things that are very much not signal vulnerabilities. that's a *you* issue. the app itself is very good at what it does

glad y'all are safe 🙏 classic aunt shit though.

do you remember when we thought "a silver lining to the pandemic is that people will realize that it is important to have robust public health infrastructure?"

I'm fine right now! I feel very sad and anxious for a lot of the people I work with! This is so fucking stupid!