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max asher miller
@maxashermiller.bsky.social
✡️🏳️‍🌈(🟥🟨🟦)(he/him)
fiction writer, journalist, TikTok personality
Columbia MFA '21
✍️: Fatal Flaw, Walkabout, etc
⌨️: maxashermiller.substack.com
🔗: https://linktr.ee/maxashermiller
As I've said, Trump could march ICE into NYT headquarters to shoot them on 41st St and own headline would read, "Trump defies norms with public executions of journalists, raising concerns from the left"
December 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
also just so you know this is how your signup page is loading for me. not sure why but thought i'd make you aware in case it's not just my pc being weird.
December 9, 2025 at 9:29 AM
me when my tech is the most revolutionary thing since the printing press and worth trillions of dollars but also we need to put ads into it because we can't figure out how to make money otherwise
December 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
the american reaction to israeli violence is literally this scene from anchorman
November 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I get the distinct impression that the Associated Press would rather I not read its work
November 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
November 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Let's be very clear. This woman is still the absolute worst.
November 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The Jared from Subway trial reveals a lost foot long sandwich recipe.

Imagine waxing nostalgic for a world where child sexual abuse can be shielded from consequences right after it was revealed that your paper helped shield it
November 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Here's what it looks like to lose a loved one to fascism. Not much to add except this sucks and if it can happen to a child of Holocaust survivors it can happen to anyone.
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 AM
as others pointed out he was a piece of shit a while before that. there's a reason people were shocked that grimes dated him, aside from simply being a billionaire.

www.slashgear.com/1145295/elon...
November 11, 2025 at 6:11 AM
A lot of people fixate on this admittedly badass line from DISCO ELYSIUM, but forget that the Deserter is a villain. He's a weird old incel whose delusions led to a murder and got union members killed. The bourgeois ARE human, but thrive off an inhuman system. Recognizing that humanity is crucial.
November 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
globalize the empanada or whatever
November 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
i call this one the cope and seethe hat trick
November 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
i truly do hope people take this offer
November 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
robbie buddy i got great news for ya the stove feels fuckin fantastic
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
basking in the beautiful glow of maga tears
November 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
two in one
November 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
that pure uncut ugandan pow-pow
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Every hit is more euphoric than the last
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
SNOOORRRTTTT
November 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
NYC exit polling is full of fun statistics
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
In testing, I discovered Elon Musk's Grok AI (aka MechaHitler) has features designed for misuse.

There are few guardrails. From a brand new account, I was able to make sexual deepfake videos using pics of myself from when I was barely 18, and even code programs to exfiltrate data from X users.
November 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
November 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
This is the top fold of the Times website today. It apparently ranks as less important than an old rich white couple choosing which old white city they like best
November 2, 2025 at 7:27 PM
October 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM