max asher miller
@maxashermiller.bsky.social
✡️🏳️🌈(🟥🟨🟦)(he/him)
fiction writer, journalist, TikTok personality
Columbia MFA '21
✍️: Fatal Flaw, Walkabout, etc
⌨️: maxashermiller.substack.com
🔗: https://linktr.ee/maxashermiller
fiction writer, journalist, TikTok personality
Columbia MFA '21
✍️: Fatal Flaw, Walkabout, etc
⌨️: maxashermiller.substack.com
🔗: https://linktr.ee/maxashermiller
I'm not gonna watch enough of him to find out if you're right
December 13, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I'm not gonna watch enough of him to find out if you're right
why is she trying so hard to give off these vibes
a man in a black uniform is standing in front of a red curtain .
ALT: a man in a black uniform is standing in front of a red curtain .
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:32 AM
why is she trying so hard to give off these vibes
Feels more like a series of bits for a reality TV host
December 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Feels more like a series of bits for a reality TV host
22K feels like small fries. These guys are weirdos and their numbers are dwindling. It also turns out that it's hard to pretend your biggest problem is "the woke agenda" when groceries and rent keep going up.
December 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
22K feels like small fries. These guys are weirdos and their numbers are dwindling. It also turns out that it's hard to pretend your biggest problem is "the woke agenda" when groceries and rent keep going up.
Leftists love to claim Chomsky was a CIA plant to disrupt revolutionary ideas and I never put much stock in that theory until now
December 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Leftists love to claim Chomsky was a CIA plant to disrupt revolutionary ideas and I never put much stock in that theory until now
Dildo Fingers is actually an artifact armor that can be equipped to Dershowitz, the Diddler.
December 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Dildo Fingers is actually an artifact armor that can be equipped to Dershowitz, the Diddler.
I don't think I could have predicted Republicans legalizing gambling and weed when this all started, especially while trying to make trans and Muslim people illegal.
Imagine a world where you can get rosin gummies at the corner store before being disappeared by ICE on your way home
Imagine a world where you can get rosin gummies at the corner store before being disappeared by ICE on your way home
December 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I don't think I could have predicted Republicans legalizing gambling and weed when this all started, especially while trying to make trans and Muslim people illegal.
Imagine a world where you can get rosin gummies at the corner store before being disappeared by ICE on your way home
Imagine a world where you can get rosin gummies at the corner store before being disappeared by ICE on your way home
Oh this was a very fun puzzle
December 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Oh this was a very fun puzzle
Fascists are never more dangerous than with their backs against the wall, but I do think the left needs to be ready to pounce (and not necessarily electorally) when these guys are politically weak. Which they increasingly, undeniably are. All they have now are the terror squads, just raw hard power.
December 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Fascists are never more dangerous than with their backs against the wall, but I do think the left needs to be ready to pounce (and not necessarily electorally) when these guys are politically weak. Which they increasingly, undeniably are. All they have now are the terror squads, just raw hard power.
Especially strange given how easy it is to make the chatbots start spouting nonsense about the devil
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Especially strange given how easy it is to make the chatbots start spouting nonsense about the devil
I've found reddit threads debating my merits before and the human psyche was simply not built for that.
December 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I've found reddit threads debating my merits before and the human psyche was simply not built for that.
my favorite thing about the internet is that you can reach a place where enough people know who you are to be obsessive freaks about you but not enough to make you rich
December 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
my favorite thing about the internet is that you can reach a place where enough people know who you are to be obsessive freaks about you but not enough to make you rich
Sending me a fucking wikipedia page like I don't have a whole ass degree in international relations specializing in global migration and didn't attend Columbia J school for a double master's in writing and global politics. Don't insult me.
December 12, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Sending me a fucking wikipedia page like I don't have a whole ass degree in international relations specializing in global migration and didn't attend Columbia J school for a double master's in writing and global politics. Don't insult me.
I'm not much of a rock guy but I'll check it out!
December 12, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I'm not much of a rock guy but I'll check it out!
Yeah except in China's case the government isn't doing a genocide. I'd take China over pretty much any Western government right about now.
December 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Yeah except in China's case the government isn't doing a genocide. I'd take China over pretty much any Western government right about now.
GNX
Mayhem
Let God Sort Em Out
God Does Like Ugly
Am I The Drama?
Man's Best Friend
That's just artists with prior #1 hits whose albums were decent to good, and just off the top of my head.
Mayhem
Let God Sort Em Out
God Does Like Ugly
Am I The Drama?
Man's Best Friend
That's just artists with prior #1 hits whose albums were decent to good, and just off the top of my head.
December 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
GNX
Mayhem
Let God Sort Em Out
God Does Like Ugly
Am I The Drama?
Man's Best Friend
That's just artists with prior #1 hits whose albums were decent to good, and just off the top of my head.
Mayhem
Let God Sort Em Out
God Does Like Ugly
Am I The Drama?
Man's Best Friend
That's just artists with prior #1 hits whose albums were decent to good, and just off the top of my head.
no, this was a VERY good year for music. taylor is the google of musicians in that a lot of people don't know there are better alternatives and she's too big to fail.
December 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
no, this was a VERY good year for music. taylor is the google of musicians in that a lot of people don't know there are better alternatives and she's too big to fail.
That's what I'm worried about. My autistic ass has enough to worry about without thinking someone is going to assault me because they thought my Warby Parkers were creepy Google spyware. And I am NOT switching to contacts.
December 12, 2025 at 4:06 AM
That's what I'm worried about. My autistic ass has enough to worry about without thinking someone is going to assault me because they thought my Warby Parkers were creepy Google spyware. And I am NOT switching to contacts.
That's what I'm worried about. My autistic ass has enough to worry about without thinking someone is going to assault me because they thought my Warby Parkers were creepy Google spyware. And I am NOT switching to contacts.
December 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
That's what I'm worried about. My autistic ass has enough to worry about without thinking someone is going to assault me because they thought my Warby Parkers were creepy Google spyware. And I am NOT switching to contacts.