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RED MEAT from the secret files @maxcannon.bsky.social · Oct 12

There are some things you just don’t joke about. And I’m here to joke about all of those things.

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RED MEAT from the secret files @maxcannon.bsky.social · 1d

And in two flavors only:
Sour Cream Onion
Cool Ranch Dorito

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 2d

He could’ve fought, but he faked bone spurs. So someone else had to go in his place - most likely a working class kid whose daddy couldn’t afford to bribe a doctor. Now he’s talking shit about how it should’ve been fought.

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Jason Kander @jasonkander.bsky.social · 2d

I was a skeptic about the import of the Epstein files.

But 3 invasions of cities, one military buildup outside Venezuela, a government shutdown, and so many other things meant to distract have me convinced whatever’s in there is the biggest presidential scandal in U.S. history.

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RED MEAT from the secret files @maxcannon.bsky.social · 6d

Never cross breed them after midnight.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 7d

Rest in peace to Jane Goodall, whose tireless advocacy for primates has brought us closer than ever to the Planet of the Apes becoming a terrifying reality

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RED MEAT from the secret files @maxcannon.bsky.social · 8d

Thanks.

RED MEAT from the secret files @maxcannon.bsky.social · 8d

Can you elaborate a little on this please?

RED MEAT from the secret files @maxcannon.bsky.social · 9d

Any legitimate church will annul on those grounds.

RED MEAT from the secret files @maxcannon.bsky.social · 9d

Baby fat.

RED MEAT from the secret files @maxcannon.bsky.social · 10d

HISTORICAL NOTE: Stan and Freddie Mercury (pictured above) were close friends. Freddie literally came up with the wild idea to make the monthly issues “longer and more operatic,” which ran counter to the accepted industry standard single issue page count.

That idea obsessed Mercury for many years.

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RED MEAT from the secret files @maxcannon.bsky.social · 13d

a kitten is biting a person 's hand on the floor .

ALT: a kitten is biting a person 's hand on the floor .

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RED MEAT from the secret files @maxcannon.bsky.social · 13d

I say that exact thing in my talk-to-a-baby-voice whenever I grab claw a kitten’s belly.

“Who has the T.H.U.N.D.E.R. Agents?”

KITTEN ADORABLY CLINGS AND HARMLESSLY BITES ONTO MY HAND

“You do! You have the T.H.U.N.D.E.R. Agents!”

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RED MEAT from the secret files @maxcannon.bsky.social · 14d

Let them
EAT.

RED MEAT from the secret files @maxcannon.bsky.social · 15d

10/10 banger.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 19d

Where the separate divisions of ANTIFA landed on the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944:

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RED MEAT from the secret files @maxcannon.bsky.social · 19d

They are not in the business of “thinking.”

RED MEAT from the secret files @maxcannon.bsky.social · 19d

I see the “disappear” and “summarily execute” buttons haven’t been added.

By the time the lawyers approve that visual addition it will be far too late.