Maxxy
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40 is the new 25
Transformers, Magic, and other assorted nerdery
Transformers, Magic, and other assorted nerdery
That's the best way to survive a horror movie, tho. Refuse to participate.
January 11, 2026 at 5:34 AM
That's the best way to survive a horror movie, tho. Refuse to participate.
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'if you fight back, they'll do what they're already doing' is a hell of a message if you want to look like an idiot
January 10, 2026 at 9:36 PM
'if you fight back, they'll do what they're already doing' is a hell of a message if you want to look like an idiot
They hired exterminators in 2020, just before the infestation got so bad the roaches tried to launch a coup. The exterminators showed up and agreed the roaches were bad but then didn't actually do anything about them for 4 years, so we fired them.
January 4, 2026 at 8:06 PM
They hired exterminators in 2020, just before the infestation got so bad the roaches tried to launch a coup. The exterminators showed up and agreed the roaches were bad but then didn't actually do anything about them for 4 years, so we fired them.
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if I hire an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he instead presents me with a list of reasons he is incapable of doing so while asking for more money so that he can maybe handle it later, I am not angrier at the roaches, I am in the market for a better exterminator
January 3, 2026 at 9:25 PM
if I hire an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he instead presents me with a list of reasons he is incapable of doing so while asking for more money so that he can maybe handle it later, I am not angrier at the roaches, I am in the market for a better exterminator
It's "free" like when we invaded Iraq and all it cost us was a decade long occupation and a galvanizing of extremist forces in the region.
January 4, 2026 at 7:58 PM
It's "free" like when we invaded Iraq and all it cost us was a decade long occupation and a galvanizing of extremist forces in the region.
It's the same thing they do when a cop shoots a non-white guy, just on an international scale. "He was no angel" and therefore the extrajudicial violence is justified retroactively.
January 3, 2026 at 9:47 PM
It's the same thing they do when a cop shoots a non-white guy, just on an international scale. "He was no angel" and therefore the extrajudicial violence is justified retroactively.
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