Max E Nurse
@maxenurse.bsky.social
Irreverent Brit nurse practitioner, chronic dad humour... "It shouldn't happen in health care" @ maxenurse.wordpress.com . Married, kids, relatively sane from the outside!
Nobody pays me any attention... bsky.app/profile/maxenurse.bsky.social
8/1/25
Nobody pays me any attention... bsky.app/profile/maxenurse.bsky.social
8/1/25
Our Christmas tree is ... "Special" we have dinosaurs, a skunk and a reindeer made from a clothes peg!!
December 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Our Christmas tree is ... "Special" we have dinosaurs, a skunk and a reindeer made from a clothes peg!!
Lumiere was a little bent!
December 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Lumiere was a little bent!
Loving my secret Santa new lunch bag!!
December 6, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Loving my secret Santa new lunch bag!!
I can only apologise that it's taken 51 years before I bought my first Dolly album...
December 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I can only apologise that it's taken 51 years before I bought my first Dolly album...
The 111 call handlers have proved again how knowledgeable they are regarding medical terms...
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 AM
The 111 call handlers have proved again how knowledgeable they are regarding medical terms...
If you like hedgehogs....
October 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
If you like hedgehogs....
Well that could save me some money... Even the cardboard coffins cost a bit. I've got one for each of my parents.
September 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Well that could save me some money... Even the cardboard coffins cost a bit. I've got one for each of my parents.
Yes...I am 50.
No...I still can't walk past a shiny conker and not pick it up.
No...I still can't walk past a shiny conker and not pick it up.
September 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Yes...I am 50.
No...I still can't walk past a shiny conker and not pick it up.
No...I still can't walk past a shiny conker and not pick it up.
Experience is....
...knowing to stand to the side when examining a cyst!
...knowing to stand to the side when examining a cyst!
September 15, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Experience is....
...knowing to stand to the side when examining a cyst!
...knowing to stand to the side when examining a cyst!
Looking out the lighthouse on a sunny Sunday.
August 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Looking out the lighthouse on a sunny Sunday.
Coffee break watching the bees on the dandelions!!
August 8, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Coffee break watching the bees on the dandelions!!
FIRST DAY BACK AFTER 2 WEEKS HOLIDAY....My mature team have left a welcome back note on my PC.
July 28, 2025 at 7:48 AM
FIRST DAY BACK AFTER 2 WEEKS HOLIDAY....My mature team have left a welcome back note on my PC.
Found this outside a monastery... Was it an actual praying praying mantis, or was he just a hungry preying praying mantis?
July 24, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Found this outside a monastery... Was it an actual praying praying mantis, or was he just a hungry preying praying mantis?
An antique book about antiques?
July 1, 2025 at 6:28 AM
An antique book about antiques?
My eldest is 20... Still got 5 years left for the youngest... But it's still....
June 18, 2025 at 12:16 PM
My eldest is 20... Still got 5 years left for the youngest... But it's still....
Not sure why I can't sleep....
June 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Not sure why I can't sleep....
No I never get distracted at work when talking to patients on the phone....
May 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
No I never get distracted at work when talking to patients on the phone....
Just another manic Monday?
May 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Just another manic Monday?
Bank holiday weekend, got the sausages ready for the BBQ... Might wanna get your smalls of the washing line.
May 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Bank holiday weekend, got the sausages ready for the BBQ... Might wanna get your smalls of the washing line.
Penny says try... Not being on BlueSky after midnight...
I mean she eats her own shit, so maybe not the best thing to take advice from...
I mean she eats her own shit, so maybe not the best thing to take advice from...
May 22, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Penny says try... Not being on BlueSky after midnight...
I mean she eats her own shit, so maybe not the best thing to take advice from...
I mean she eats her own shit, so maybe not the best thing to take advice from...
Trying to help the receptionist get their spelling right ...
May 21, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Trying to help the receptionist get their spelling right ...
