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Max E Nurse
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Irreverent Brit nurse practitioner, chronic dad humour... "It shouldn't happen in health care" @ maxenurse.wordpress.com . Married, kids, relatively sane from the outside!

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8/1/25
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Patient wanted me to check his testicles... They are now looking like The Times crossword, which is a coincidence as he had a cross word with me when I put the Sharpies away. Still at least you can't see his rash anymore.
Our Christmas tree is ... "Special" we have dinosaurs, a skunk and a reindeer made from a clothes peg!!
December 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Tomato souperman!?
Who is your favorite Avenger? Mine is Jeff Gillooly.
December 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Lumiere was a little bent!
December 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Gillian Anderson tells me...
"We don't age, we upgrade"

I think she's right... Last time I upgraded by computer it too started to go slower and do things I don't like!!
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December 11, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Loving my secret Santa new lunch bag!!
December 6, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I can only apologise that it's taken 51 years before I bought my first Dolly album...
December 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Can any nurses listen to Everything but the girls "and I miss you" without hearing "and MSU"?

JUST ME!?
December 5, 2025 at 7:01 AM
So.... Has "always" always meant "all time" rather than "all ways"?...

Did Bon Jovi mean he would love you "for all of time" or "all ways" as in the karma sutra?
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December 5, 2025 at 6:58 AM
"You will be visited by 3 spirits..."
The three spirits...
December 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Words containing "meow"

Meow
Meows
Meowed
Homeowners
Meowing
December 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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I was scrolling headlines last night when suddenly
December 1, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild...

Kangaroo
Dusky Dolphins
Millions on seals!!
Crocodiles
Tree frogs.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Whale (grey, humpback, & killer)
Dolphin
Mt lion
Elk
Wolf
Five animals i have seen in the wild

Roo
Both sorts of possums
Six kinds of snake
Emu

And rather the seen, i heard and boy do the make sure you hear it - rutting koalas

The most disturbing sound in the Australian Bush
November 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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For the life of her, Chloe could not figure out how what had seemed like such a good plan, had gone so terribly, terribly wrong.
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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that’s nice, seafood is expensive
November 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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how else will i know if my kid's a witch?
November 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The 111 call handlers have proved again how knowledgeable they are regarding medical terms...
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 AM
A kick in the nuts works just as well, without any toxins ... I can offer this without prescription.
Keeping it smooth
November 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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To the people who suffer in silence-

Thank you!!!
November 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Ironically I didn't think they'll want to play my favourite song at my funeral...
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October 29, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Rest in Peace Sybil.
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October 28, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Hard to know when someone is hitchhiking or just like really supportive
October 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Should constipation simply be referred to as back logged?
October 28, 2025 at 12:11 PM
The post-pilates fart is the best fart of the week.

There's only so much clenching I can do!!
October 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Nostalgia's okay, but it used to be better
October 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
October 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM