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Max E Nurse
@maxenurse.bsky.social
Irreverent Brit nurse practitioner, chronic dad humour... "It shouldn't happen in health care" @ maxenurse.wordpress.com . Married, kids, relatively sane from the outside!

Nobody pays me any attention... bsky.app/profile/maxenurse.bsky.social
8/1/25
When I spoke to him, he was fine. Full 360.
December 10, 2025 at 11:14 AM
So you are cool... Although if you're cold perhaps you could get someone to check your alive.... But if you're not, you might scare them by asking... And that's not cool.
December 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Backatchya
December 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Number One?
December 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
You've never tried my:
"Marry me I'm desperate"
December 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Ewe not illiterit, if ewe no who ya ma n pa arr.
November 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I tell my patients that too!!! Is that too weird!? Generally talk patients through an assessment and what I'm checking for.
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Watch out for Princess Leia with a bazooka!
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM