Max Garber
@maxgarber.bsky.social
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Max Garber
@maxgarber.bsky.social
· Aug 3
we’re all pronouncing it “blooski”, right?
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I feel like letting every president of my lifetime get away with Unlimited War Crimes was a serious mistake
January 3, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I feel like letting every president of my lifetime get away with Unlimited War Crimes was a serious mistake
this is incredible
Every Christmas me, my mom, mother-in-law and sister-in-law have a gingerbread contest with the theme chosen by the winner from the year before. This year's theme is Pittsburgh landmarks so I made the Three Sisters bridges
December 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
this is incredible
Happy Heated Rivalr’eve
December 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Happy Heated Rivalr’eve
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"pent up demand for rail options" also explains much of the success of Heated Rivalry
seriously though, there is very clearly pent up demand for rail options and every reason to build out as much new rail as possible.
December 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"pent up demand for rail options" also explains much of the success of Heated Rivalry
congratulations to Jacob Tierney for somehow making t.A.T.u’s “All The Things She Said” somehow even gayer on #HeatedRivalry
December 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
congratulations to Jacob Tierney for somehow making t.A.T.u’s “All The Things She Said” somehow even gayer on #HeatedRivalry
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Expanding the Supreme Court should be a core part of an anti-corruption platform for Democrats in 2026 and 2028. And when I say “an anti-corruption platform,” I mean that should be *the* platform. Tie everything back to corruption.
December 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Expanding the Supreme Court should be a core part of an anti-corruption platform for Democrats in 2026 and 2028. And when I say “an anti-corruption platform,” I mean that should be *the* platform. Tie everything back to corruption.
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The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.
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to commemorate alan dye moving from apple to meta, here's one of his best quotes
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 AM
to commemorate alan dye moving from apple to meta, here's one of his best quotes
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Quibbling over the semantics of the second tap also runs the risk of suggesting that the first tap was something other than murder.
“Quibbling over the semantics of ‘double-tap’ doesn’t change the reality that the strike was a summary execution of men clinging to the remains of a boat.”
theintercept.com/2025/12/02/c...
theintercept.com/2025/12/02/c...
Department of War Disputes Second Attack on Boat Strike Survivors Was a “Double-Tap”
Facing scrutiny for killing survivors of an initial boat strike, the Department of War is attempting to distance itself from a controversial military tactic.
theintercept.com
December 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Quibbling over the semantics of the second tap also runs the risk of suggesting that the first tap was something other than murder.
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The New York Times also recommends the gay hockey show: www.nytimes.com/2025/12/01/a...
‘Heated Rivalry,’ Plus 8 Things to Watch on TV This Week
www.nytimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The New York Times also recommends the gay hockey show: www.nytimes.com/2025/12/01/a...
the split on vocational vs inspirational purpose of education strikes again!
The left does “grievance studies.” The right does grievance careers
OU student says essay grade was a violation of her rights. Read the essay
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November 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
the split on vocational vs inspirational purpose of education strikes again!
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after watching the first 2 episodes of heated rivalry im
incoherent
conor storie's butt should be like. cast in plaster and displayed in the louvre maybe? but safely where thieves cant get it, it's a treasure of humankind
incoherent
conor storie's butt should be like. cast in plaster and displayed in the louvre maybe? but safely where thieves cant get it, it's a treasure of humankind
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
after watching the first 2 episodes of heated rivalry im
incoherent
conor storie's butt should be like. cast in plaster and displayed in the louvre maybe? but safely where thieves cant get it, it's a treasure of humankind
incoherent
conor storie's butt should be like. cast in plaster and displayed in the louvre maybe? but safely where thieves cant get it, it's a treasure of humankind
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In a just world, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011) would have been only the first of many Le Carre adaptations along the same line… but we don’t live in a just world. 📽️
A ★★★★½ review of Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011)
It’s always a welcome surprise when a film trusts its audience not just to follow along with a complicated plot, but to keep up with the parts of the story that aren’t entirely there, the elements tha...
boxd.it
November 23, 2025 at 3:54 AM
In a just world, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011) would have been only the first of many Le Carre adaptations along the same line… but we don’t live in a just world. 📽️
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it's crazy that being like "how do i explain gay couples to my kids?" isn't an unthinkably embarrassing to say in 2025. it's actually incredibly easy to explain, that should be like indignantly saying "how am I supposed to explain to my kids where the sun goes at night? did a bird steal it?!"
August 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
it's crazy that being like "how do i explain gay couples to my kids?" isn't an unthinkably embarrassing to say in 2025. it's actually incredibly easy to explain, that should be like indignantly saying "how am I supposed to explain to my kids where the sun goes at night? did a bird steal it?!"
we are, as ever, decades behind Japanese bathroom technology -- just look at the toilets!
July 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
we are, as ever, decades behind Japanese bathroom technology -- just look at the toilets!
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This is my reasonable compromise- anyone who only stopped denying the Gaza genocide this week are allowed in the "coalition" against it if they don't run for reelection if they are a politician and resign from their media jobs if they are a "journalist". Being deadly wrong needs consequences
July 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
This is my reasonable compromise- anyone who only stopped denying the Gaza genocide this week are allowed in the "coalition" against it if they don't run for reelection if they are a politician and resign from their media jobs if they are a "journalist". Being deadly wrong needs consequences
MLM: multi-level matrimony scheme
That's not a wedding, that's a ponzi scheme.
All 20 of us bridesmaids have been asked by the “coordinator” to pitch in $100 each to buy my bestie’s wedding dress. This is new on me fr lol
July 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
MLM: multi-level matrimony scheme
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a political elite class that hates its own voting base isn’t really democratic in real sense, they’re just aspiring aristocrats. we need to show them all the fucking door
June 30, 2025 at 8:32 PM
a political elite class that hates its own voting base isn’t really democratic in real sense, they’re just aspiring aristocrats. we need to show them all the fucking door
FUCK
The Wheel of Time has been cancelled at Prime Video:
#TheWheelofTime #wotskies
reactormag.com/prime-video-...
#TheWheelofTime #wotskies
reactormag.com/prime-video-...
Prime Video Has Canceled The Wheel of Time - Reactor
The wheel weaves as Amazon Prime Video wills.
reactormag.com
May 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
FUCK
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(attenborough voice) witness that rarest of all natural wonders, the miraculous birth of new Pittsburgh steps
May 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
(attenborough voice) witness that rarest of all natural wonders, the miraculous birth of new Pittsburgh steps
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One political view I have that's probably unpopular but that is definitely correct is that it should be way easier to lose your driver's license. You hit a pedestrian? Lose your license. Run a bunch of red lights? Lose your license. Ignore marked crosswalks? Lose your license.
January 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
One political view I have that's probably unpopular but that is definitely correct is that it should be way easier to lose your driver's license. You hit a pedestrian? Lose your license. Run a bunch of red lights? Lose your license. Ignore marked crosswalks? Lose your license.