Teacher Max
@maxiedouglas.bsky.social
30 | they/them | writer, lover of trivia, silly guy all around | toddler teacher aka the best paying gig as a non trained clown around
Thinking about how last weekend, helping in the kitchen, I tried to say, "Let me peel the potatoes!"
Except what came out of my mouth was, "Let me skin the tomatoes!"
Except what came out of my mouth was, "Let me skin the tomatoes!"
December 25, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Thinking about how last weekend, helping in the kitchen, I tried to say, "Let me peel the potatoes!"
Except what came out of my mouth was, "Let me skin the tomatoes!"
Except what came out of my mouth was, "Let me skin the tomatoes!"
I am so warm and cozy in my lovely bed in my clean room and am full of good will and love for everyone around me!
December 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I am so warm and cozy in my lovely bed in my clean room and am full of good will and love for everyone around me!
Up to 18 books this year! Think I'm gonna be able to swing 19 but I don't think I can do 20, alas
December 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Up to 18 books this year! Think I'm gonna be able to swing 19 but I don't think I can do 20, alas
I always forget how much my fingertips hurt from my needle death grip after embroidery. Gotta toughen up my fingies again!
December 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I always forget how much my fingertips hurt from my needle death grip after embroidery. Gotta toughen up my fingies again!
I've read/listened to 16 books so far this year, but with all the embroidery and train travel coming up, I bet I can get to 18!
December 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I've read/listened to 16 books so far this year, but with all the embroidery and train travel coming up, I bet I can get to 18!
Damn turns out concussions are real, whodathunkit
December 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Damn turns out concussions are real, whodathunkit
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Buster found an amazing toy and brought it back to his room to play!
December 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Buster found an amazing toy and brought it back to his room to play!
My d&d party is great, they met the alleged victim of a murder and immediately tried to kill him to see if he'd come back
December 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My d&d party is great, they met the alleged victim of a murder and immediately tried to kill him to see if he'd come back
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The Captain's wife
1895
Carl Krederick Sundt-Hansen (1841-1907) Norwegian Painter
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
1895
Carl Krederick Sundt-Hansen (1841-1907) Norwegian Painter
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
December 7, 2025 at 9:25 AM
The Captain's wife
1895
Carl Krederick Sundt-Hansen (1841-1907) Norwegian Painter
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
1895
Carl Krederick Sundt-Hansen (1841-1907) Norwegian Painter
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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© Maxfield Parrish.
'The Lantern Bearers.'
Oil on canvas, 1910.
101.6 x 81.3 cm.
'The Lantern Bearers.'
Oil on canvas, 1910.
101.6 x 81.3 cm.
December 7, 2025 at 10:10 AM
© Maxfield Parrish.
'The Lantern Bearers.'
Oil on canvas, 1910.
101.6 x 81.3 cm.
'The Lantern Bearers.'
Oil on canvas, 1910.
101.6 x 81.3 cm.
I love art museums but I always feel like a little freak because I'm the only one crouching down to see stuff better or going round to the sides of the paintings to see the texture of them or going back and forth between the blurb and the painting over and over
December 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I love art museums but I always feel like a little freak because I'm the only one crouching down to see stuff better or going round to the sides of the paintings to see the texture of them or going back and forth between the blurb and the painting over and over
Every time I've written a scene that accidentally is a kink, I always go back and lean into it more on the second pass. Like, oh! This is sexy to you? Good let me make it more sexy, as a treat!
December 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Every time I've written a scene that accidentally is a kink, I always go back and lean into it more on the second pass. Like, oh! This is sexy to you? Good let me make it more sexy, as a treat!
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Joan of Arc by Alphonse Mucha, 1909.
December 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Joan of Arc by Alphonse Mucha, 1909.
I was worried working on d&d for like a full month would make it impossible to write my book (idk if I've ever DMed while drafting before) but good news I still like writing :3
December 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I was worried working on d&d for like a full month would make it impossible to write my book (idk if I've ever DMed while drafting before) but good news I still like writing :3
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Brain Wizards (rerun)
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Brain Wizards (rerun)
I love that my life has become such that I can introduce myself as a birthday clown and I'm not even joking
November 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I love that my life has become such that I can introduce myself as a birthday clown and I'm not even joking
I forgot how much work d&d planning is at the beginning. Gotta get together a map, lore on the countries, religions. Ah fuck also the session!
November 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I forgot how much work d&d planning is at the beginning. Gotta get together a map, lore on the countries, religions. Ah fuck also the session!
Testosterone has upgraded my hypothetical mustache from "gas station manager" to "little French pervert"
November 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Testosterone has upgraded my hypothetical mustache from "gas station manager" to "little French pervert"
Well. Banished from work for Swollen Eye crimes. None of my friends want to hang out in the middle of a rainy weekday. S'pose it's time to smonk wed play video games!
November 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Well. Banished from work for Swollen Eye crimes. None of my friends want to hang out in the middle of a rainy weekday. S'pose it's time to smonk wed play video games!
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It was this time last year that I was wholly distracted from pressing project deadlines by making this ragtag troupe. Currently resisting the pull to add new recruites...
November 14, 2025 at 9:36 AM
It was this time last year that I was wholly distracted from pressing project deadlines by making this ragtag troupe. Currently resisting the pull to add new recruites...
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For a while entertainers to nobility in England were called gleemen.... isn't the world a beautiful place
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
For a while entertainers to nobility in England were called gleemen.... isn't the world a beautiful place
I have adopted 3 beautiful children
November 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I have adopted 3 beautiful children
At the bus stop. People keep veering into the bus lane, splashing me with so much water???? Rude?????
November 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
At the bus stop. People keep veering into the bus lane, splashing me with so much water???? Rude?????
I can't fully recall but I think I told my class of toddlers today to disregard British people as a whole. I was saying Guy Fawkes day doesn't matter because it's my birthday lmfao
November 6, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I can't fully recall but I think I told my class of toddlers today to disregard British people as a whole. I was saying Guy Fawkes day doesn't matter because it's my birthday lmfao