Me and my two best friends if the strength of our bonds were stored in our breasts
December 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Me and my two best friends if the strength of our bonds were stored in our breasts
What if we kissed… under the missile toe 👉🏻👈🏻
December 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
What if we kissed… under the missile toe 👉🏻👈🏻
Too horny for that ball to keep being in my court 😮💨
December 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Too horny for that ball to keep being in my court 😮💨
Very evil vibes in the Fred Meyer I’m buying a rack of Coke Zero in rn
December 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Very evil vibes in the Fred Meyer I’m buying a rack of Coke Zero in rn
Like it’s bad enough that the playlist I use to lock in at work dominated my Apple Music Year-end review- but I didn’t even break Glenn’s top 100 listeners? 😠
December 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Like it’s bad enough that the playlist I use to lock in at work dominated my Apple Music Year-end review- but I didn’t even break Glenn’s top 100 listeners? 😠
Every Monday is cyber Monday when you have my screentime average
December 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Every Monday is cyber Monday when you have my screentime average
How has no gay porn studio done a movie theater scene with an opening shot of a famous drag queen on the screen in a grey pant suit saying, “We come in this place”
November 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
How has no gay porn studio done a movie theater scene with an opening shot of a famous drag queen on the screen in a grey pant suit saying, “We come in this place”
Mom and sister were on their way to pick me up for dinner. Asked for ETA and my mom responded with voice to text in the car
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Mom and sister were on their way to pick me up for dinner. Asked for ETA and my mom responded with voice to text in the car
****WICKED FOR GOOD SPOILER****
she’s gonna get yeast infections forever now? :(
she’s gonna get yeast infections forever now? :(
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
****WICKED FOR GOOD SPOILER****
she’s gonna get yeast infections forever now? :(
she’s gonna get yeast infections forever now? :(
You don’t see French people wearing berets anymore did we bully them about it too much :(
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 PM
You don’t see French people wearing berets anymore did we bully them about it too much :(
K prolly gonna delete costar again because what the hell
November 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
K prolly gonna delete costar again because what the hell
I come from a long line of aura farmers
November 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I come from a long line of aura farmers
people better STOP being hot in other cities 😤
November 6, 2025 at 5:41 AM
people better STOP being hot in other cities 😤
Today, we’re all slices of pizza 🗽
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Today, we’re all slices of pizza 🗽
I’m the twin on the left
October 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I’m the twin on the left
If your daughter goes by Katie you might as well set her up on LinkedIn now
October 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
If your daughter goes by Katie you might as well set her up on LinkedIn now
Not to b**mer out but if there is a non-urgent fix needed on facilities at a gym- don’t work on it during the morning or evening rush??
You can fix that blemish on the sauna door between 9:30-11:00 or 2:00-4:00.
At LEAST put a “sauna closed” sign at the front desk.
Some of us have routines 😩
You can fix that blemish on the sauna door between 9:30-11:00 or 2:00-4:00.
At LEAST put a “sauna closed” sign at the front desk.
Some of us have routines 😩
October 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Not to b**mer out but if there is a non-urgent fix needed on facilities at a gym- don’t work on it during the morning or evening rush??
You can fix that blemish on the sauna door between 9:30-11:00 or 2:00-4:00.
At LEAST put a “sauna closed” sign at the front desk.
Some of us have routines 😩
You can fix that blemish on the sauna door between 9:30-11:00 or 2:00-4:00.
At LEAST put a “sauna closed” sign at the front desk.
Some of us have routines 😩
Ngl my digital foot been cramping up recently
October 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Ngl my digital foot been cramping up recently
Your honor, the defense moves to enter mean girls, bring it on, legally blonde, drop dead gorgeous, and select episodes of 30 Rock into evidence so the jury understands the references I’ll be making in my closing statement.
October 14, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Your honor, the defense moves to enter mean girls, bring it on, legally blonde, drop dead gorgeous, and select episodes of 30 Rock into evidence so the jury understands the references I’ll be making in my closing statement.
Like I know it’s just a phrase but I think it would be weirder to toot someone else’s horn
October 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Like I know it’s just a phrase but I think it would be weirder to toot someone else’s horn
ISO AN ORGAN DONOR (not for medical reasons I just wanna hold one)
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
ISO AN ORGAN DONOR (not for medical reasons I just wanna hold one)
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While I was out at lunch my boss apparently needed me to reset her iPad
October 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
While I was out at lunch my boss apparently needed me to reset her iPad
I’m sure there’s been a time when my “heart skipped a beat” but not nearly as many times as my brain skipped a think.
October 1, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I’m sure there’s been a time when my “heart skipped a beat” but not nearly as many times as my brain skipped a think.