Me and my two best friends if the strength of our bonds were stored in our breasts
December 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Me and my two best friends if the strength of our bonds were stored in our breasts
What if we kissed… under the missile toe 👉🏻👈🏻
December 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
What if we kissed… under the missile toe 👉🏻👈🏻
Like it’s bad enough that the playlist I use to lock in at work dominated my Apple Music Year-end review- but I didn’t even break Glenn’s top 100 listeners? 😠
December 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Like it’s bad enough that the playlist I use to lock in at work dominated my Apple Music Year-end review- but I didn’t even break Glenn’s top 100 listeners? 😠
Mom and sister were on their way to pick me up for dinner. Asked for ETA and my mom responded with voice to text in the car
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Mom and sister were on their way to pick me up for dinner. Asked for ETA and my mom responded with voice to text in the car
K prolly gonna delete costar again because what the hell
November 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
K prolly gonna delete costar again because what the hell
I’m the twin on the left
October 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I’m the twin on the left
While I was out at lunch my boss apparently needed me to reset her iPad
October 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
While I was out at lunch my boss apparently needed me to reset her iPad
Are you saying my masseuse is lying to me
September 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Are you saying my masseuse is lying to me
Got a Dutch Oven at an estate sale for $12 yesterday. Looked it up and it’s worth $270. 😮💨
August 17, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Got a Dutch Oven at an estate sale for $12 yesterday. Looked it up and it’s worth $270. 😮💨
Red Hulk better NOT! This is a movie theater.
August 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Red Hulk better NOT! This is a movie theater.
If I send you this picture it means I’m about to disclose something that might discourage you from ever being curious about my life again
July 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
If I send you this picture it means I’m about to disclose something that might discourage you from ever being curious about my life again
So like none of those droids knew CPR huh
July 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
So like none of those droids knew CPR huh
what did the catholic school expect when the offered Popular Gay Music as a subject
July 9, 2025 at 12:34 PM
what did the catholic school expect when the offered Popular Gay Music as a subject
“So are you celebrating the 4th??”
July 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
“So are you celebrating the 4th??”
Went here and everyone knew you
July 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Went here and everyone knew you
June-September 2025, btw
June 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
June-September 2025, btw
I need more people to be listening to Miss Bashful
June 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I need more people to be listening to Miss Bashful
This is who runs this account
June 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
This is who runs this account
Still think about them sometimes
June 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Still think about them sometimes
Surely this has been done
June 18, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Surely this has been done