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The sequel to American Psycho should be
Christian Bale's character realizing he's kinda normal compared to this guy
Christian Bale's character realizing he's kinda normal compared to this guy
February 14, 2026 at 5:47 PM
The sequel to American Psycho should be
Christian Bale's character realizing he's kinda normal compared to this guy
Christian Bale's character realizing he's kinda normal compared to this guy
just googled “closest sperm bank” and your address came up
February 14, 2026 at 6:00 PM
just googled “closest sperm bank” and your address came up
“Omfg this guy is SENDING me”
- an envelope
- an envelope
February 12, 2026 at 10:28 PM
“Omfg this guy is SENDING me”
- an envelope
- an envelope
You’re tellin me a side made this dish?
February 12, 2026 at 2:01 PM
You’re tellin me a side made this dish?
Me in an elevator right before saying “can I say hi?” to a dogs owner
February 12, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Me in an elevator right before saying “can I say hi?” to a dogs owner
My type? Temporary, it would seem.
February 11, 2026 at 7:06 PM
My type? Temporary, it would seem.
Spinal Surgery Clinic called “We Are Sew Back”
February 11, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Spinal Surgery Clinic called “We Are Sew Back”
The following hole has been modified from its original version. It has been formatted to fit this peen.
February 10, 2026 at 8:02 PM
The following hole has been modified from its original version. It has been formatted to fit this peen.
dude stop kissing the back of my neck? when I said “let’s go back to my place and feed my Grundo and Krawk” it wasn’t code
February 10, 2026 at 2:30 PM
dude stop kissing the back of my neck? when I said “let’s go back to my place and feed my Grundo and Krawk” it wasn’t code
Girls will be like “hi I’m Katie” and like ok so you have a LinkedIn.
February 8, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Girls will be like “hi I’m Katie” and like ok so you have a LinkedIn.
I think Chudai would be a beautiful name for a girl
February 8, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I think Chudai would be a beautiful name for a girl
“Permission to approach the bench?”
- me, to a squirrel at the park
- me, to a squirrel at the park
February 8, 2026 at 3:18 PM
“Permission to approach the bench?”
- me, to a squirrel at the park
- me, to a squirrel at the park
Oh so they’re leaning in
February 7, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Oh so they’re leaning in
What timeframes do y’all recommend for intermittent fisting?
February 6, 2026 at 2:15 PM
What timeframes do y’all recommend for intermittent fisting?
Hey LOSER, nice outfit! 2089 called and there was no one on the other end... The only sound I could make out was the labored breaths of some preternatural creature
February 5, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Hey LOSER, nice outfit! 2089 called and there was no one on the other end... The only sound I could make out was the labored breaths of some preternatural creature
Alien, laughing: lmao so these-
Me: are hundreds of memes about what this exact conversation would be about, yes lmao
Me: are hundreds of memes about what this exact conversation would be about, yes lmao
February 3, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Alien, laughing: lmao so these-
Me: are hundreds of memes about what this exact conversation would be about, yes lmao
Me: are hundreds of memes about what this exact conversation would be about, yes lmao
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If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.
Yes, Peter decided that the continued existence of our democracies isn't compatible with his desired level of personal freedom.
An absolute enemy of humanity.
An absolute enemy of humanity.
February 3, 2026 at 12:17 AM
If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.
“In my clop era.”
-me, as a failed horse
-me, as a failed horse
February 2, 2026 at 1:44 PM
“In my clop era.”
-me, as a failed horse
-me, as a failed horse
In 2010 I downloaded Netflix on my Wii and watched a one season anime called Gilgamesh and since then I have not met a single other person who has seen it and all I want to do is talk to someone about how mad the ending made me.
January 31, 2026 at 6:09 PM
In 2010 I downloaded Netflix on my Wii and watched a one season anime called Gilgamesh and since then I have not met a single other person who has seen it and all I want to do is talk to someone about how mad the ending made me.
Has anyone thought of making protein chicken
January 31, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Has anyone thought of making protein chicken
I guess I have to be the brave one and say it:
I hate having captions on tv and movies because they’re nonstop spoilers.
I hate having captions on tv and movies because they’re nonstop spoilers.
January 30, 2026 at 3:55 PM
I guess I have to be the brave one and say it:
I hate having captions on tv and movies because they’re nonstop spoilers.
I hate having captions on tv and movies because they’re nonstop spoilers.
(Mew)Two factor authentication
January 29, 2026 at 1:49 PM
(Mew)Two factor authentication
some of the people with the biggest hearts have the smallest bladders 🙏🏻
January 28, 2026 at 2:03 PM
some of the people with the biggest hearts have the smallest bladders 🙏🏻
“It’s not the guns, it’s the- oh wait no THIS time it is the gun. No fr this gun was poorly made we should blame the gunmaker like?!!!”
January 26, 2026 at 2:45 PM
“It’s not the guns, it’s the- oh wait no THIS time it is the gun. No fr this gun was poorly made we should blame the gunmaker like?!!!”
I cannot fathom how big of a pathetic loser you would have to be to even consider applying to work for ICE. Profoundly ugly shit-stains in human bodies 💕
January 26, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I cannot fathom how big of a pathetic loser you would have to be to even consider applying to work for ICE. Profoundly ugly shit-stains in human bodies 💕