Max Hardy
@maxjlhardy.bsky.social
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Barrister | TV legal consultant (Mr Bates, Landscapers, Criminal UK, Defending the Guilty) | Legal blogger & media commentator | Kalisher Trust Trustee Blogs, lectures, podcasts, profiles here: https://linktr.ee/MaxJLHardy
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“so how about next week you try to be more of a bo-YES-bo?” - chimp therapist
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Hardy boy: How are babies made?
Me: I’ve explained this before.
HB: Yes, but where does it happen?
Me: What do you mean?
HB: Do you have to go to hospital?
Me: No, that would be weird.
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Jilly Cooper was sauce. Now everything's just coarse.
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A simply extraordinary thread which ends up as an allegory about the perils of discarding things that were made to last. It’s a crying shame how little value is attached to ‘brown wood’ furniture.
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This could be a long and rambling thread. Be patient with me.

I bought an old mahogany bureau on Ebay. I didn't really want a bureau as we're meant to be downsizing, but it was a beautiful piece & obviously very old. Google lens suggests the brass chased handles are Queen Anne. That's 1702-1714 😯
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Killing innocents never was and never will be a righteous act. Whoever you are, wherever you’re from, whatever you believe.
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Nursery. Accident form:
‘Your 1yo was bitten by a friend.’
That is not an accident.
That is not a friend.
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Just longing for the ‘Do your spellings’ phase of parenting to end.
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Hamilton House of God
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You should have said you were JWs.
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Told the older Hardy boys that we are taking them to a Scottish dancing class on Sunday and I honestly think they’d rather go to the dentist’s.
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This gesture by the French scrum half Pauline Bourdon Sansus is the most French thing that ever happened
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A very successful morning training the new Baggage Handlers.
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Just seen a Substack note refer to Brunhilde as Broom Hilda and, tbf, it kind of works.
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A while back, America parted ways with us because it found our politics very disagreeable. Perhaps the time has come to follow suit?
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6yo: Maxie, your hair’s going away. You’re turning bold.
#SundayNightBlues
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May he defend our laws indeed
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You know you’re living in strange times when Last Night of the Proms feels like the least jingoistic thing happening in Britain at the moment.
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Only met Conor Gearty shortly before his untimely death. Told him I was Catholic but descended from William of Orange's Lord Chancellor and Ulster Covenanters, he smiled. We are ALL humans before we're labels. Human rights are for ALL of us; whatever our labels. May he RIP.
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20 years of practice in criminal law has taught me that it is generally unwise to assume a motive for a killing before the killer has been identified.
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Murder is never a cause for celebration.
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MAGA faithful perhaps finally discovering how much proximity to the compromised compromises. When you’re on the road to perdition, turn back.
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Jeffrey Epstein’s estate has given Congress a copy of the 2003 birthday book, including the letter with Trump’s signature that he has said doesn’t exist.

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