All of my childhood punishments have become my adult goals:

Eating vegetables, Staying home, Taking a nap, Going to bed early.

Shoutout to everyone who works hard every day just so their dog can live in luxury, sleep all day & have a stress-free life

Coldplay hasn't released a new song in years.

Then they make two new singles in one night!

Smoking will kill you.

Bacon will kill you.

But smoking bacon will cure it.

On May 18, Ukraine recalls Stalin’s 1944 deportation of Crimean Tatars, a genocide that killed thousands in cattle-car exile.

UNITED24 Media shares the story of one family who endured it 👇

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My toxic trait is telling people l'm down for anything when in reality I mean not after 8 pm, food should be involved, and it also depends on the weather, the parking situation, and how tired I am

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme.

But read and lead don't rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

Worrying works!

More than 90 per cent of the things I worry about never happen.

What do we want?

Racing car noises!!!

When do we want them?

Neeee00000000WWWWWW!!!!!!

The #Democrats should introduce a gun control bill called "The Donald Trump Safety and Gun Control Bill" to make #Republicans vote against it.

I'm not worried about artificial intelligence passing the Turing test.

I'm worried it would purposely fail.
#ai #artificialintelligence #turingtest

Sometimes when you have adult money you make good decisions.
Sometimes when you have adult money you make bad decisions.
Sometimes when you have adult money you buy an entire case of #ThinMints.

If you are wanting to buy Girl Scout cookies and don't know someone to buy from, I recommend ordering online from Troop 6000. It's a first-of-its-kind program designed to serve families living in the NYC shelter system.
#girlscoutscookies #nyc #Troop6000
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/sixk34...

1923: Hitler’s failed coup.

No real consequences.
No fundamental changes.

1933: Hitler takes power.

I wish I could implant this into everyone’s brain.

Only 346 days until #Christmas

For decades, scientists couldn't figure out why the measles vaccine didn't just lower death rates from measles, but from other diseases too. Now we know it's because measles causes immune amnesia. Measles resets the immune system. It forgets how to fight every single pathogen it's ever encountered.

When you choose not to call a Nazi a Nazi, you are not being neutral. You’re making a choice, and that choice is to help fascism gain more ground.