Maximilian Ximenez
@maxximenez.bsky.social
Born to chew bubblegum, forced to kick ass. Literary agent, Fortean psychonaut, freelance demiurge and self-defined "asexual libertine." The Eternal September and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
All inquiries to email.
All inquiries to email.
Wikipedia glazing the fuck out of woodchucks for no gatdam reason
February 2, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Wikipedia glazing the fuck out of woodchucks for no gatdam reason
It's clearly the Grand Mal!
January 30, 2026 at 7:59 PM
It's clearly the Grand Mal!
I thought my mayor couldn't represent me any better but here he is at the advanced age of 33 throwing his back out doing regular household chores.
January 27, 2026 at 10:26 PM
I thought my mayor couldn't represent me any better but here he is at the advanced age of 33 throwing his back out doing regular household chores.
Brick af but got places to be
January 25, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Brick af but got places to be
What if we kissed inside of the battletech pod uwu
January 17, 2026 at 5:53 AM
What if we kissed inside of the battletech pod uwu
January 15, 2026 at 9:14 PM
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
husserl mentioned
January 6, 2026 at 1:55 PM
husserl mentioned
This is not about "blame" because the waymo has no internal world and no capacity for decisionmaking. This is a question of whether or not a mechanism functioned and whether or not it was maintained. Ultimately the responsibility still lies with humans because we are the only beings that can bear it
December 31, 2025 at 6:03 PM
This is not about "blame" because the waymo has no internal world and no capacity for decisionmaking. This is a question of whether or not a mechanism functioned and whether or not it was maintained. Ultimately the responsibility still lies with humans because we are the only beings that can bear it
i'm tired tovarich
December 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
i'm tired tovarich
TTRPGs I want to play/run in 2026!
This. Just this one.
This. Just this one.
December 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
TTRPGs I want to play/run in 2026!
This. Just this one.
This. Just this one.
all tieflings should have huge neck muscles in order to support the extra weight of their horns
imagine if jester had corpsegrinder's neck
imagine if jester had corpsegrinder's neck
December 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
all tieflings should have huge neck muscles in order to support the extra weight of their horns
imagine if jester had corpsegrinder's neck
imagine if jester had corpsegrinder's neck
