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maxximenez.bsky.social
Maximilian Ximenez
@maxximenez.bsky.social
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Literary agent, Fortean psychonaut, freelance demiurge and self-defined "asexual libertine." The Eternal September and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. All inquiries to email.
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Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 7h
What if we made out under the plastic light up twelve foot skeleton
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Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 3d
The industry needs more directors who were alive in 1970s New York, full stop. We should've started cryopreserving them decades ago.
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Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 3d
The best way to de-radicalize a white supremacist is a diet high in turnips
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Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 3d
as an asexual I always thought pon farr was a good idea; just mark off in your calendar your "fuck week" and then spend the rest of the year doing sudoku or playing dwarf fortress or whatever it is vulcans do for fun
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Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 3d
a man and a woman are sitting at a table with the words if you don 't touch it
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Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 4d
lets go mets
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Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 4d
Nazi punks fuck off
a group of people are sitting in a room with a man in a white uniform
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Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 4d
Isn't "deconstructed sloppy joe" a bit redundant? Tidiness is a construct.
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Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 4d
the superior aesthetic
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Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 4d
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Anton Pannekoek - Wikipedia
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Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 4d
losing my shit over the fact that there's a dutch astronomy and communist theorist named Tony Pancake
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Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 5d
"It's not a purse. It's a European Carry-All."
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Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 5d
used to be able to piss in a haunted new england town

cant anymore

cuz of woke
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Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 5d
a picture of a bus that says the vengabus is coming on it
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A randomly generated meme
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Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 5d
In an alternate universe all football teams are all named after poems and we'd have like the Memphis Ozymandiases playing the New York Excelsiors
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Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 7d
There's a lot of propaganda embedded in presenting information via a textbook vs a YouTube ad.

I apologize for the deluge of dicta but "the medium is the message", and propaganda is all about messaging.
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Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 7d
I do think it does encompass all human action, based on Plato's dictum that man is a political animal.

Any interaction between two or more humans is political, propaganda is political art ∴ humans cannot interact without propagandizing.

Down to the micro scale, asserting identity is propaganda
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Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 7d
"All art is propaganda. It is universally and inescapably propaganda; sometimes unconsciously, but often deliberately, propaganda."

-Upton Sinclair

I respect you as a writer, Zach, but I'd lose respect for you if you thought you were superhumanly able to avoid propagandizing.
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Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 7d
Smoking that Zermatist Yetinsyny kush, seeing God and demanding back the money he owes me
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Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 7d
As a practicing SubGenius, sincerely held beliefs are strictly forbidden by my religion.
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Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 8d
Girl, why do you think I'm always running TTRPGs?
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Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 9d
Really miffed that when people want a "platonic friendship" they don't mean "I will use my faculty of reason to identify the best, ideal version of you, my friend, that transcends flesh and exists only in the realm of forms."
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Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 9d
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Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 10d
Trying to write a TTRPG encounter with a knight that always tells the truth and a knave who always lies, but the knight and knave are also in the middle of a bitter divorce and so every statement they make is also a passive aggressive dig at the other.
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