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McCallMeTheBreeze
@mccallmethebreeze.bsky.social
YES BIKES. MTB. BMX. Disc Golf. Rock n Roll. Natty Dread.

(sorry for the cursing)
I love holidays and seeing family, but dammit, I’ve got so much sports to catch up on! 😂

Somebody catch me up on what’s happened since last week…nfl? nba? whatever else?
December 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Lego seems like they’re having a big year, no? I’ve seen like ten people, including myself who’ve gotten Lego sets as gifts.
December 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Merry Christmas to all that celebrate!🎄 It was 75 degrees here, so far from a white Christmas. 😂 But a heck of a nice day nonetheless. How bout a little peace on earth? ✌️☮️ 🌎
December 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
When it’s 70 degrees on Christmas Eve, there’s really only one logical solution.
December 25, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I’m a “buy gifts throughout the year” kinda guy.

My wife, however, is a “start shopping on Dec. 20th” kinda gal.

She is currently anxiety inducingly, frenzy wrapping all the gifts.
a man sitting in front of a microphone with the words i 'm fine on the bottom
ALT: a man sitting in front of a microphone with the words i 'm fine on the bottom
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December 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Update on the giant hunk of metal in the river:

Some volunteers hiked in and muscled the ball of metal up onto the bank, so at least it can’t disappear next time we get a heavy rain. Next step is figuring out how to cut this thing down enough to b hiked back out, piece by piece. 😳
December 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Dammit, I think I’m done buying JBL speakers. This is the third one that is malfunctioning after like a year. They sound amazing and that’s y I keep buying them. But damn, if they’re only built to last one year, there’s bound to b a better option.

Best home/lite travel BT speaker?? Hit me with it.
December 20, 2025 at 6:00 AM
If we stop watching or caring, he’ll go away or find some new grift, probably go back to scamming little kids on YT. But he’s just got such a punchable face.
December 20, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Another word for ‘capitalism’ is ‘exploitation’
December 19, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Greg was instrumental in the aid to hurricane victims in Asheville, NC area. He piloted his own helicopter on countless rescue and aid missions. A really good person. RIP. 💔
December 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Dammit bluesky, I need more “characters”. I’m too long winded for this shit!
December 18, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I wonder if fish swimming into brackish water is like humans trying to summit Everest?
December 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Based on how fucked up everybody’s upper arms look these days, it’s kinda starting to feel like the nba pendulum is swinging back to hard nosed, old school type ball again. 😂 Seriously tho, every player that doesn’t wear sleeves looks like they’ve been attacked by a wolverine.
December 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Incredible! All the feels too, man. Landed arguably the most coveted single trick in skate history, cover of Thrasher, Skater of the Year. Couldn’t go to anyone else this year!

youtu.be/jH7rLKQHBgg?...
MY WAR: Chris Joslin vs El Toro
YouTube video by ThrasherMagazine
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December 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I love that, to all my friends, I’m the “bike guy”. They know I’m a musician and I love me some disc golf. But without a doubt, anytime something cool/viral happens on a bike, the video will b sent to me by someone. 😂🙌🤘 And I’m here for it!
December 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Do people do this dumb shit where u live? Is this just a dumb ‘southerners that rarely see real snow accumulation’ thing? What can u actually make with just bread and milk? Have u ever had a milk sandwich yourself?

These r all questions I have. Thank u. That is all.
We’re forecasted to drop into the teens in a couple days. Where I live now, the mtns, people r more sane, they’ve dealt with some shit. But back home, about an hour away down in the valley, people lose their freaking minds. And undoubtedly, every time, the shelves will clear of bread and milk…
December 13, 2025 at 5:55 AM
We’re forecasted to drop into the teens in a couple days. Where I live now, the mtns, people r more sane, they’ve dealt with some shit. But back home, about an hour away down in the valley, people lose their freaking minds. And undoubtedly, every time, the shelves will clear of bread and milk…
December 13, 2025 at 5:53 AM
U can drink water.
U can eat salty foods.
U cannot drink saltwater.

Doesn’t the water and the salty shit mix together in ur gut before u can digest it? Sooo…wtf?
#highthoughts
December 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
What’s ur opinion on people doing this at the course? (someone throwing a full speed shot with a driver, 3’ from the basket)
December 13, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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If you're wondering "what sponsors are funding the Gathering of the Chuddalos", it's all your standard usual suspects (Bible charities, gun groups, grifters, unaccredited Christian community colleges) and...
Oh!
Facebook/Instagram. Right there. The #3 listed sponsor.
December 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I cannot believe I’m about to type these words, (and I realize they essentially still mean nothing) BUT..the PANTHERS R STILL ALIVE BABY!!
(maniacal laughter)
(followed by genuine laughter that we still have no chance and actually winning more means some of these losers will earn a new contract)
a little girl is smiling with the words oh yes oh no written below her
ALT: a little girl is smiling with the words oh yes oh no written below her
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December 12, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I often drive by this abandoned ski slope/chair lift. I’ve always wondered what the deal was. Looked it up, it’s had a tumultuous history. It was as open from the late ‘60s until 2002. Sat vacant for a while. Landslides, red tape, it eventually, briefly, opened back up in 2013, until…
December 12, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I told yall this shit was historic. That part is…..just bananas.

youtu.be/b54g4JSOwUs?...
December 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
People, punctuation is very important.

(Names not protected for their own stupidity)
December 11, 2025 at 5:44 AM