McCoach
mccoach.bsky.social
McCoach
@mccoach.bsky.social
I very occasionally do photography 📸
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Happy New Year. I accidentally timed it so it hit midnight and fireworks started going off right as the alarm triggered in Wallace and Gromit: The Wrong Trousers
January 1, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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Happy new year, everyone!

For the first time in seven years, we are now officially in the year of a new Layton game, so no matter what, there's at least one thing to look forward to in 2025!
January 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Just incredible how many times you have to brush your teeth in this life. It keeps on happening. No let-up.
December 10, 2024 at 11:53 PM
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Every year the phone diary reminds me that on January 2, the Scots celebrate the second of January.
December 10, 2024 at 11:29 AM
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An officially licensed bottle of Mario shampoo from Japan with an attached waterproof picture book contains a small unique illustration showing that the book can be read while bathing, using Yoshi as a subject. Below is the illustration, upscaled and isolated.
December 7, 2024 at 7:33 PM
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Had to get a passport-style photo taken at a Walgreens in the US and a weird guy walked past and said "hell yeah white boy you take that picture" and I laughed for a full minute. I can tell I'm still fighting not to laugh in this but it's probably not too obvious right. Do I need to retake this
December 6, 2024 at 10:32 AM
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Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door contains unused early status effect messages in its files. The message for losing all effects (i.e. going back to normal) translates to "You've become obscene".
December 5, 2024 at 3:59 PM
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wow another great year with Adobe!
December 4, 2024 at 7:54 PM
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The rail information website has added cute little graphics of robins and snow, ideal for breaking the news that my travel plans are impossible because of engineering works. Maybe next we can have Santa himself going 'HO HO HO - THIS SERVICE IS CANCELLED!'
December 2, 2024 at 2:47 PM
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That bit of a haircut where you have to tell them what you want, I always essentially find myself saying ‘first, I’m really sorry things have got to this state.’
November 29, 2024 at 2:07 PM
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2014: nobody in the UK has ever said 'Black Friday'

2024: you get emails saying things like 'yes, it's Black Friday season again! So, for the next three weeks...'

2034: from May onwards, Amazon operatives are allowed to break into your house and hold you at gunpoint until you have spent £500
November 27, 2024 at 2:03 PM
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November 26, 2024 at 1:05 PM
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The Wizard of Oz: Beyond the Yellow Brick Road (Nintendo DS, 2009) features a dedicated button for petting Toto
November 25, 2024 at 8:47 PM
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I called a cab company, they couldn’t take me; got a text 15 minutes later thanking me and asking me to rate their service. Don’t like to be critical but it’s hard to give that the full five stars.
November 24, 2024 at 1:26 PM
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the sass leaving my body when my timeline isn't full of vitriol and slurs
November 21, 2024 at 4:40 PM
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It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
November 20, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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November 19, 2024 at 7:52 AM
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People keep likening the current mood here to the 2008-10 stretch of Twitter, but it also reminds me of Twitter about two months into Covid when everyone had gone mad and was online almost twenty-four hours, and you'd see a post get 56k likes that just said 'I am sad but have a cat'.
November 18, 2024 at 1:28 PM
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November 18, 2024 at 4:43 PM
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I know a job’s a job but as you arrange these words on a screen, there must be a little voice in your head whispering ‘you have lost your way’.
November 18, 2024 at 7:16 PM
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bro just checking in you've been really quiet for a while but the horns just took your leitmotif away from the woodwinds.
November 17, 2024 at 5:46 AM
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Eggman might’ve won if he’d used his secret weapon
November 17, 2024 at 6:38 PM