I shouldn't have looked, but I wanted to make sure I remembered the order of events correctly. Fuckers. I forgot for a sec that's why the Seahawks gave that idiotic contract to Nate Burleson, too.

Finally, a bread for people like me.

Hey, it's Hugh Jas Murray! How's the ass? Heh.

Clutchy's Annual Car & Driver Awards:

Still the worst flavor of Dorito

I used to know an engineer that kept this chunk of that comic printed out on the wall above his desk:

Wild. OK.

I hate when I was going to say something and then I realize the spellchecker doesn't think a word I would use in normal conversation is even real, and I'm like "wow, am I spelling it wrong?" and I look it up and, no, I was spelling it correctly and jesus fuck no wonder people look at me weird

That old newspaper from 1934 I reposted just now... it's cool how nothing has changed whatsoever in 90 years, isn't it?

See, look, today's already a little better than expected here in Ohio. It feels one degree warmer than it actually is, due to the humidity?

The technology exists, but for some reason we mostly just use it in cars.

Ah, so you claim. I've been let down by these mysterious strangers before...

The FBI is looking into the mystery of what might have happened

Gotta say, Newsom knows marketing. He already had these ready to go on the website. Free media!

I'm putting my money on one of Elons stupid spamsats

I want to remind Epic that this wouldn't happen if they weren't putting all your records in a giant database. I hope the judge laughs them out of court. This is exactly the kind of behavior Epic encourages! They set up a company called "Integritort" as a "healthcare" customer, ffs.

Bezos is launching a bunch more spamsats in 2027. Someone should stop him.

I'm bummed he changed the name of his existing space junk deal. I liked calling it Project Kessler. Some people got annoyed when I kept calling it that in a meeting once.