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Your Ol' Pal Clutchy
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I can't help you people, you're on your own.

Cincinnati City Council Candidate*

*(for tax and legal purposes only, if elected I will not serve, etc.)
God damn why was I ever fucking stupid enough to be decent to anyone. It's not like anyone keeps track. If I'd just liked DMB instead of hated them, I'd be chilling in a gated community right now with a bunch of people I fucking hate, instead of chilling here with a bunch of people who hate me.
January 23, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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He's a Mighty Good Leader
YouTube video by Beck - Topic
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January 23, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Just about quote posted:

"I agree, kill us all. It's the only way to be sure. I mean, we all know how much of it goes unreported. Best to assume I've beaten a lot of people over the course of my life.

You can drop the performative horseshit man, you're allying hard enough."

Gonna go outside.
January 23, 2026 at 10:25 PM
When I think of things that have removed sources of joy in my life, and exclude a couple individual people, I basically always come up with the same list. I wonder if other people do.

1) very rich people
2) christians
3) people in suburbs
January 23, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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Unions and community members rallied in the cold in a Home Depot parking lot in Boston today in solidarity with strikers in Minneapolis
January 23, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I think my MLB labor position has changed from "salary cap + salary floor" to "salary floor + contraction". Sorry, guys. At least 100 of you shouldn't be here.
January 23, 2026 at 10:17 PM
No wonder the Chamber Bitch issued a statement about supporting the home team. LOL. Fuck the Reds, until the Castellinis are gone.

www.mlbtraderumors.com/2026/01/late...
Latest On Reds' Payroll
The Reds want to add to their roster
www.mlbtraderumors.com
January 23, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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"I'm here to pay roll and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of pay."
January 23, 2026 at 10:11 PM
It's probably this one, so
On this day in 1995, “Crush With Eyeliner” was released as a single in the UK. Share your favorite Monster track below…
January 23, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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Cucked Colonel Sanders can still happen if people want it bad enough
January 23, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Fine, I'll admit it. I think Monster has aged much better than all but REM's first two records. And Chronic Town.
January 23, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on him not understanding it
January 23, 2026 at 9:56 PM
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Excellent quote excerpting work here
January 23, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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January 23, 2026 at 7:11 PM
I LOVE FANDOM and I can't say enough how much I love to see it play out in politics.
Much like their disappointment as the movie BARBIE became a huge hit, it's very funny that so many online conservatives have picked "are the ratings for the CBS Evening News broadcast good" as the thing they've moored their psychic contentment to
January 23, 2026 at 9:55 PM
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reminds me of the venerable
January 23, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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what i have is a particular set of skills. skills which make me anxious and depressed.
January 23, 2026 at 9:43 PM
God damned Chinese
January 23, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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We're all disposable to Trump, but as the people of Minnesota have shown, we can't wait for someone else to stop his ethnic cleansing campaign.

By @mobute.bsky.social

www.truthdig.com/articles/jus...
Just Say 'No' To Trump's Ethnic Cleansing Campaign
As the people of Minnesota have shown, we can't wait for someone else to stop Trump's ethnic cleansing campaign.
www.truthdig.com
January 23, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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Ruin a first date:

it’s with me
Ruin a first date:

When should I have my kids start calling you daddy?
January 23, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Rats. They were already on my list.
January 23, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Is there any chance I might learn who wrote this, so I might speak to them? Because I have a comment they can "move" on.
I’m dangerously close to being mad online.
January 23, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Post your favorite antiwar song

(I don't know if it's my favorite, but a) I've been rewatching Metalocalypse this week and b) it's the second chance I've had in the last few months to listen to Helloween.

In the sky, a mighty eagle
Doesn't care 'bout what's illegal
January 23, 2026 at 9:29 PM
If they asked the aerospace supply chain I was in the middle of a few months ago to double fighter jet output, it'd snap clean in half without the DoD bigfooting a bunch of large commercial programs. I don't think they'd have the guts to do it.
January 23, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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January 23, 2026 at 9:04 PM