Mikhail Cheshkov
mcheshkov.bsky.social
Mikhail Cheshkov
@mcheshkov.bsky.social
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if you know what the C10k problem is, don't forget to take your blood pressure medication this morning (I just realized I did as I made this joke. rubber ducking works)
December 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Yes
did David Lynch ever find that highway
December 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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it's kinda weird that all the software i am expected to use for work are all written by distributed teams, go, python, postgres, linux, chrome, k8s etc

and despite being told "the best teams work in an office together" i don't know of any software i use that's actually written that way
October 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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real HATEOAS has never been tried
October 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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“Let us use ASN.1”
in honor of spooky month, share a four word horror story only someone in your profession would understand

"parser differential certificate forgery"
in honor of spooky month, share a four word horror story only someone in your profession would understand

“force pushed to master”
October 12, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Today I’ve written SQL, embedded in URL, embedded in Go template, embedded in HCL. Good news: there were no shells in the mix.
September 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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UPDATE: the complete report, in English, is out¹.

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¹ archive.today/2kJ4i
For those interested in complex systems and their failures, the summary of the report on the Spanish blackout is out (in Spanish)¹.

If you are into InfoSec it is like reading an incident report: the classic descent into the abyss.

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¹ mcusercontent.com/2702b812ce1f...
June 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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SIGFUCK, SIGMARRY, SIGKILL
June 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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What if I told you that the building the torment nexus is an extremely interesting challenge from an engineering perspective
May 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Array indices start at 0 in C, but start at 32 in F.
April 18, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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Bad AAPL
April 10, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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Today is the last day you can post this picture
December 31, 2024 at 8:02 AM
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December 21, 2024 at 3:22 PM
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I � Unicode
December 18, 2024 at 4:28 AM
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I was trying to write an email about post-quantum lattice cryptography and my laptop kept auto-correcting “lattice cryptography” to “lettuce cryptography”. 🥬

Seriously worried about what my colleague will think of me if I didn’t manage catch all of them.
December 3, 2024 at 4:28 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,500,185!
September 17, 2024 at 6:30 PM
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Tired: Computers are rocks we tricked into thinking
Wired: Computers are domesticated sand
August 19, 2024 at 11:55 PM
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Deezserialize
July 17, 2024 at 4:05 PM
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none eabi with left binutils
July 8, 2024 at 10:29 AM
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yes it's called uwubernetes, yes i did it to pander to terminally online furries and to make rich old white guys have to say uwu. yw
April 18, 2024 at 4:04 AM
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*clears throat*

liblzma balls
March 29, 2024 at 7:20 PM