MartenMartin
@mcmjk1995.bsky.social
I shall pass this way but once; any good that I can do or any kindness I can show to any human being; let me do it now. Let me not defer nor neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again. - Etienne de Grellet
do not be afraid to eat at my house. behold, my seasoning collection
November 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
do not be afraid to eat at my house. behold, my seasoning collection
she is being a good recovery companion even when she stands on me in ways that hurt and drools all over my pillow. i love her.
July 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
she is being a good recovery companion even when she stands on me in ways that hurt and drools all over my pillow. i love her.
screwed plated and booted. on the mend. hold onto railings if the staircase has them
July 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
screwed plated and booted. on the mend. hold onto railings if the staircase has them
JINKIES, SCOOB! (before and after ED reduction)
July 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
JINKIES, SCOOB! (before and after ED reduction)
he's great company to keep in my convalesence
July 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
he's great company to keep in my convalesence
i know they've got me on a sedative and my inhibitions are lowered but i really appreciate these fleece pants they gave me to keep
June 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
i know they've got me on a sedative and my inhibitions are lowered but i really appreciate these fleece pants they gave me to keep
i can fix it for everyone
June 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
i can fix it for everyone
latest intel on the suspects
June 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
latest intel on the suspects
raising my son to be gay
May 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
raising my son to be gay
every time someone in naruto/boruto says "scientific ninja tools" i think of:
May 2, 2025 at 1:41 AM
every time someone in naruto/boruto says "scientific ninja tools" i think of:
man. among other present and obvious things about the world. this pisses me the fuck off
April 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
man. among other present and obvious things about the world. this pisses me the fuck off
girls!! girls!! stop fighting - there's enough smoked paprika for us all!
April 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
girls!! girls!! stop fighting - there's enough smoked paprika for us all!
i think about this at night
April 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i think about this at night
fit for my boy juice and tit removal consults
April 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
fit for my boy juice and tit removal consults
never met a cat as "don't care. stepping on it" and simultaneously graceless as bosco (aka bobo, boscoagogo, bobsled, bomb squad)
April 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
never met a cat as "don't care. stepping on it" and simultaneously graceless as bosco (aka bobo, boscoagogo, bobsled, bomb squad)
*subscribes to WIRED for the comprehensive political coverage they've been producing* *first paper issue i recieve has feature piece on the benevolent AI god being trained by Silicon Valley types save us all*
April 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM
*subscribes to WIRED for the comprehensive political coverage they've been producing* *first paper issue i recieve has feature piece on the benevolent AI god being trained by Silicon Valley types save us all*
can't overstate how much mental real estate he occupies
March 11, 2025 at 12:48 PM
can't overstate how much mental real estate he occupies
