It's snowing in Portland so don't forget to panic shop and buy $200 worth of meat and all the kale.
February 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
It's snowing in Portland so don't forget to panic shop and buy $200 worth of meat and all the kale.
Time to take down the nativity scene. I have been accused of being a fair weather Lions fan, but that windup baby in the helmet is 30 years old.
December 30, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Time to take down the nativity scene. I have been accused of being a fair weather Lions fan, but that windup baby in the helmet is 30 years old.
Reposted by Peggy McCafferty
if i were an nfl head coach and my team was up against tough odds, i'd fold like a card table and i'd make sure my entire team did too. fuck that
December 30, 2024 at 3:41 AM
if i were an nfl head coach and my team was up against tough odds, i'd fold like a card table and i'd make sure my entire team did too. fuck that
Reposted by Peggy McCafferty
interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years
me: punching a goose in it’s mouth
interviewer: you know actually we’ve already filled the position
me: *clenches fist* was it a goose
me: punching a goose in it’s mouth
interviewer: you know actually we’ve already filled the position
me: *clenches fist* was it a goose
December 16, 2024 at 4:22 PM
interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years
me: punching a goose in it’s mouth
interviewer: you know actually we’ve already filled the position
me: *clenches fist* was it a goose
me: punching a goose in it’s mouth
interviewer: you know actually we’ve already filled the position
me: *clenches fist* was it a goose
"WHERE IS THIS?!" screams another delivery shopper as they shove their phone in my face. I know they won't take this well (none have, poor souls), so I brace myself to share the devastating news that we are sold out of Advent calendars on December 14th.
December 15, 2024 at 6:22 PM
"WHERE IS THIS?!" screams another delivery shopper as they shove their phone in my face. I know they won't take this well (none have, poor souls), so I brace myself to share the devastating news that we are sold out of Advent calendars on December 14th.
Reposted by Peggy McCafferty
thanksgiving hosts: what sort of dry rub would you use when spatchcocking moo deng?
November 26, 2024 at 5:09 AM
thanksgiving hosts: what sort of dry rub would you use when spatchcocking moo deng?
We didn't have a pumpkin carving contest at work this year (we were all stressed and preoccupied for some reason...) so here's mine from two years ago, showing how pumpkin spice gets its flavor. Enjoy your evil lattes.
November 11, 2024 at 2:21 AM
We didn't have a pumpkin carving contest at work this year (we were all stressed and preoccupied for some reason...) so here's mine from two years ago, showing how pumpkin spice gets its flavor. Enjoy your evil lattes.
Cathollic Squirrel
November 10, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Cathollic Squirrel