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Adults Only Please. All Work/Words 18+.

"Baba (Old Lady) McRae."

Grandma To All. Polymath-Neurodivergent-AF, Demi-Ace Spec, Agender, Humanist, Anarchist, Secular Old Mountain Witch.

McRaeWrites.com as ever.

Most Prolific Living Poet. Or Something.
got dat 'didg
December 16, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Muraganda Hieroglyphs MTG Card:

Most people think this is a dogshit anthem. Token decks with endless 1/1s would say different.
December 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The MTG Card: "Withering Boon."

You're welcome, Mono Black Players, or the three 8-rack players still alive.
December 10, 2025 at 5:06 AM
The MTG Card: "Illumination."

Anytime somebody tells you non-blue colours can't counter. Withering Boon, This, Mana Tithe, & More lets you prove them wrong. Life is the worst resource in MTG, never be afraid to pay it. You only lose at "0."
December 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Wanna see the thirstiest 90s Dwarf I think has ever been made? Dwarven Miner. Dat Lean, dough.
December 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Good example card:

"Rummaging Wizard."

By all rights this 90s card is dogshit. Way overcosted in 2025 MTG. However, not good card, but what it IS - is infinite mana sink to win games by decking yourself. CEDH players will recognize this from mono-green CEDH decks that play the uncommon werewolf.
December 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
"Pete Hegseth Ssecretary Of War."

These people're fuckin' imbeciles. I'm most prolific living poet & can't find gainful steady employment as an openly neurodiverse & queer person. Yet this Fox News Propaganda Dumbass controls a military that is murdering innocents in the Caribbean.

I just can't.
December 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Definitely fewer decklists total this time - despite a much longer Rainbow Bible Redux. I do wanna do mock EDH MTG un-playtested brews of Ur-Dragon, Morophon, Etc. to talk about the main Tribal-Tribal 5c Commander playstyle differences, Companions, etc. Though. CoA Jodah won me so many CEDH games.
November 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Btw, for all CEDH Players who aren't absolute pieces of shit out there... It's funny AF that an Avatar Last Airbender Card is gonna be a brand new staple CEDH Card:

Wan Shi Tong, Librarian: Draw 8 Cards A turn cycle, for 2 mana, OR draw a bunch now, fat beats. Same shit as Archivist of Oghma.
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
MaRo must have been smoking straight crystal crack cocaine when he was like: "Hey Gavin, I've been fuckin' up game design for years, but what if we did Sliver Hive, but for Allies?!?"
November 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Sellin' Shit To Keep My Truck #6. DM or email me if interested & not just reskeeting I guess? Willing to mail any of it if I can afford postage on it & still make truck money. More info in alt text.
November 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Sellin' Shit To Keep My Truck #5. DM or email me if interested & not just reskeeting I guess? Willing to mail any of it if I can afford postage on it & still make truck money. More info in alt text.
November 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Sellin' Shit To Keep My Truck #4. DM or email me if interested & not just reskeeting I guess? Willing to mail any of it if I can afford postage on it & still make truck money. More info in alt text.
November 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Sellin' Shit To Keep My Truck #3. DM or email me if interested & not just reskeeting I guess? Willing to mail any of it if I can afford postage on it & still make truck money. More info in alt text.
November 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Sellin' Shit To Keep My Truck #2. DM or email me if interested & not just reskeeting I guess? Willing to mail any of it if I can afford postage on it & still make truck money. More info in alt text.
November 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Sellin' Shit To Keep My Truck #1. DM or email me if interested & not just reskeeting I guess? Willing to mail any of it if I can afford postage on it & still make truck money. More info in alt text.
November 21, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Just for record - fucked up 150% by doing Outreach to University English Literature Departments.

Expected diligence as per experience within UBC History & Linguistics Departments, & instead get English Lit PhDs who misquote Rime of Ancient Mariner as Tennyson not Coleridge & push Christianity.
November 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Guess I don't need to deadlift like James Willems.

I can just spend 3-4 hours solo-jenga-ing my couch through my tiny cramped basement suite only to find out after taking my office door off the hinges that it still won't fit.

Reaaaaaally don't wanna spend money on a new office chair plus recliner.
November 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
NFA, but Ken Griffin Of Citadel, admitting in an interview to rampant Citadel Securities Market Manipulation:

Wonder why he's suddenly standing behind Trump in Oval Office? Bailout, Criminal Buddies Helping Each Other? Eh?

He perjury-lied to congress about his texts with Vlad Tenev, too.
November 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Irony: Immediate Crow Mob Fight.
November 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
NFA, but when US Markets finally crash... Remember to charge & jail this guy for life, Rostin Benham, for hiding Swaps Data as CFTC head for like a decade across multiple pushes.

(I'm guessing swaps are hiding US market derivatives short bags in cellar-boxing targets, but NFA, just weird brain.)
November 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Holy fuck, Michael Burry ain't fuckin' around this time. Full on calling out Magnificent 7 for RICO Crimes is new.
November 11, 2025 at 8:03 AM
This is how Twitter shadowbanned me for dunking on Musk for 3+ years. Your account is technically there, but you exist in a silent bubble - nobody ever sees you.

Blue Sky Userbase should be extremely concerned devs are looking to censor & silence people like this, as we know Jay hates leftists.
October 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Been suspended last few days.

BS Mods have decided to target me for harassment & censorship as leftist & progressive. Pacifist for record - but as much as don't want to Streisand Effect myself - if I get banned like poor Link?

Blame Blue Sky & Find Me At McRaeWrites.com or business email as ever.
October 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Ya kno, might actually be one of few anarchists & leftists not 100% happy Jimmel getting his show back a la free speech, 'cause pictured entry isn't new. Happy Lou got gig back tho so he doesn't hafta go beg Sam for Daddy Money. Coulda' gotten that motherfucker safe & sound PR to Canada, eh? Pity.
September 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM