Michael Delaporta
@mdelaporta.bsky.social
Who that hath a throne, or a gilded privilege not attainable by his neighbor, let him procure his slippers & get ready to dance, for there is going to be music.
The next Dem president should do to the IRS what Trump did to ICE. 10x their enforcement budget, arm them to the teeth, and have them repel from Blackhawk helicopters into boardrooms, country clubs and owner’s boxes to shake these goblins by their ankles until every last penny falls out.
December 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
All four of my stomachs are PERFECT.
December 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
All four of my stomachs are PERFECT.
Guess we should be grateful that he can’t pronounce “meddlesome”.
December 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Guess we should be grateful that he can’t pronounce “meddlesome”.
Carter got rinsed for decades for suggesting that you wear a sweater.
December 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Carter got rinsed for decades for suggesting that you wear a sweater.
He didn’t die, he just developed a speech impediment.
December 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
He didn’t die, he just developed a speech impediment.
Taking this opportunity to note that, just today, President Weirdo referred to “turning on” a lawn mower. Everyone on the planet, besides that freak, knows instinctively, somehow, that it’s always to “start” a lawn mower.
December 9, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Taking this opportunity to note that, just today, President Weirdo referred to “turning on” a lawn mower. Everyone on the planet, besides that freak, knows instinctively, somehow, that it’s always to “start” a lawn mower.
“Reposts are endorsements” goes back to Salic law.
December 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
“Reposts are endorsements” goes back to Salic law.
Elon would release an energy drink called “Dank69” that was just carbonated Pepto-Bismol.
December 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Elon would release an energy drink called “Dank69” that was just carbonated Pepto-Bismol.
Now I’m afraid you’re hitting an all-time low…
December 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Now I’m afraid you’re hitting an all-time low…
Vaccines are good of course, but this has to mostly be correlation, right?. Like, parents who vaccinate their children are probably less likely to give them unrestricted access to fireworks or “Baby’s First AR-15” for their second birthday…
December 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Vaccines are good of course, but this has to mostly be correlation, right?. Like, parents who vaccinate their children are probably less likely to give them unrestricted access to fireworks or “Baby’s First AR-15” for their second birthday…
If you swap the olive oil for cod liver oil it becomes a “William F. Buckley”.
December 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
If you swap the olive oil for cod liver oil it becomes a “William F. Buckley”.
I’d like to hear him try to pronounce “sarcophagus”…
December 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I’d like to hear him try to pronounce “sarcophagus”…
Free ants are only available in Empowerment Zones, supported by a partially-refundable tax credit. We need to ensure that only the truly deserving get free government ants.
November 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Free ants are only available in Empowerment Zones, supported by a partially-refundable tax credit. We need to ensure that only the truly deserving get free government ants.
Assume the hat says “America is braaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssss”
November 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Assume the hat says “America is braaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssss”
So telling that the venture capitalist thinks the answer to “is there enough medicine for my child” should be “get on the floor you hog”, and the Democratic leadership is intrigued.
November 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
So telling that the venture capitalist thinks the answer to “is there enough medicine for my child” should be “get on the floor you hog”, and the Democratic leadership is intrigued.
Another post from someone in the pocket of Big Ellipses.
November 30, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Another post from someone in the pocket of Big Ellipses.
If we’re workshopping, just make something up: “Any comments on Dwayne Johnson saying you have a twisted small dick?”
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
If we’re workshopping, just make something up: “Any comments on Dwayne Johnson saying you have a twisted small dick?”